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Chiv

@finnbarm.bsky.social
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Salty left handed slag. Big into Trade Unions, Pokémon, cooking, and egging Wes Streeting.

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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 2h
Don’t know if I’ve said but I don’t work Fridays.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 2h
I need tomorrow to arrive this first week of teaching has been full on. I need to swim, do my DIY project , and then eat 12000 dumplings before seeing resident evil in the cinema with my pal who isn’t on here.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 2h
Evil cunts.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 2h
Did they AI steal it?
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 2h
DUNDEE. They are getting a real cultural exchange.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 5h
As if I’m living that long. I’ll not make 90
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 6h
and we will have 900 more. As that northern song goes.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 8h
scream. PUMP THOSE LEGS. Get sweaty.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 8h
Don't think this is going to reassure us Andy cares about the South of England. One little corridor between two universities that have buckets of money. lol www.ft.com/content/5371...
Screenshot from the FT article that reads: Andy Burnham’s government is promising to push on with linking up Oxford and Cambridge as the prime minister seeks to reassure investors and reject claims he does not care about the south of England.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 8h
Quick, send Ante and Drew over.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 9h
Big mood. My tache leading the charge on going grey but got similar cacophony of tones. Then my sides of my head greying. The short back and sides haircut hides it well though. 
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 9h
Cycling in 4 degrees in shorts fine. Cycling in 4 degrees and just a tee? KILL ME.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 9h
Don’t use mascara on your tache or beard to cover them. Gives such a hilarious all over coverage that looks weird.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bisch. I didn’t know you were going and two of the people I went with left early we could have hung. 😭
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can I come play it with you?
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When he whipped the chaps off. Phew.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn he can wiggle that butt tho.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went to see Orville Peck, and all my phone could take was some very blurry pictures. 😭
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hairy shoulders UNITE.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Taylor Lorenz descending into an Elon Musk and his pals dick sucker, who could have foreseen?
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People really getting into removing body hair again. Recession approaching?
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just mashed up the memes Damn Daniel and get the shoes baby get the shoes. Embarrassing. 😭
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very funny when multiple gay friendship groups meet and everyone is lipsing and gripsing up and down the venue.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big yes.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No the pup! He’s a chaos. Oh Jesus this is bad.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need to pree this account.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Royal Oak on Colombia Road decent but can’t remember if it is swamped from the flower market. All my other recs are much further east or north. Victoria Park or Stoke way.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have some milk to calm and maybe threaten to firebomb a lesbian bar.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Deeply funny you get the super rod after you defeat the elite four in black and white. 💀
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sweet lord you are look jacked af.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Learnt what water kefir is, how to ferment it, and was sent away with my own kefir grains to use. In peak I’m a gay man with a moustache that lives in East London vibes.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well the pub that did TT on 3 pumps by work closed during Covid and reopened with very little good pump choice.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh you don’t like Landlord? I think it is decent. Interesting. I was reading that a lot of heritage ales move around production wise between brands.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait. Doombar is closing??? And you hate TT??? (To be fair I only like TT landlord so that’s a low hit rate)
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t tell Suella, she’ll try deport me I’m the wrong age for her acceptable immigration.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big this. After a nervous breakdown as a primary school teacher my university admin job that’s a strict 35 hours with a great team is amazing.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The problem with marmalade is that two slices of bread and marmalade is never enough. I need 8.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IWGB got their renter mob making noise outside work, but why a Friday??? University corridor of power is always dark on a Friday.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't post anything from the gig last night because the lads smashing the bags in front of me were SO LOUD you can hear them in all videos I recorded.💀
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nah I must have jumped when I got my flu job as the nurse apologised, but I was just cold from the brisk cycle so it was all a shock.
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Screenshot of Patrick Moore as Gamesmaster with a speech bubble like he's saying the quoted post.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
GOD BLESS NIGELLA “I don’t approve of talking about food as naughty” I have been needing bake off to say that for YEARS. Food is a pleasure, not a guilty pleasure!
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really like your glasses.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ddeeaaadd. Maybe shout 25 minutes less a day on the internet and do some weights?
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty sure I got a contact high cycling past the person smoking weed in the park just now. WAKE AND BAKE GIRLIES.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay lumpy space princess.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That ass is serious business tho
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beefdip! It lives on
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