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FiddlerOfTheForest

@fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social
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Unsuccessful YouTuber and lazy artist 🖤🩶🤍💜

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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FDA cuts so bad I'm learning you can get salmonella in foods I didn't think it possible to get it from.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nostalgia or imagined nostalgia from younger folks is wild. I remember watching TASM2 in theaters and walking out feeling like I wasted money on a movie with like 3 passable scenes total, and that was everyone's room temperature take at the time. Now it's somehow being hailed as one of the greatest.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Torn between enjoying McConnell not being able to show up and vote and being mad that voters are being denied senate representation. Whatever is the best.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Studies suggest Star Wars would expand its audience if it was "more cuter"
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Korra sucked as an Avatar, and I feel like that was the point. I don't know why these two things can't be true.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Apropos of nothing, Stevens is not growing on me, and you shouldn't vote for such an insincere candidate with horrendous ground game.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Christian Bale Batman cameo at the end was a bit much but overall The Odyssey was pretty good. #theodyssey #christophernolan
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The image in the top right depicts a man with a nerf gun.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Good pussy" this "good pussy" that. Best pussy is easily Trump backing off of the retaliatory strikes on Iran.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026
Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’
Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2026
Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I believe we should start grading democrat candidates on a scale of "will they beat Tucker Carlson for president?" In short, nothing short of rejecting aid to Israel and rejecting AIPAC and other related lobbies (i.e. J Street) will clear this bar. Newsom does not clear. Kamala does not clear.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes ending is so unexpectedly good it pisses me off. I read this whole thing writing it off as a mid sequel up until the actual last half of the last chapter.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Tom Homan? Man what the fuck? I don't wanna talk to your bitchass-
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I feel like there should be better ways to protect teens than to fork over my ID to a corporation. Anyways, anyone know good Discord alternatives?
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Welcome back. Thank you for turning me on to this "Jeffrey Epstein" character - pretty interesting guy! Can you say "new hyperfixation unlocked"? 😆
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
How the hell are people being nostalgic for 2025? It was awful.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Stephen Miller looks like a Muppet. A bald, racist Beaker. Talks the same too.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/11/2025
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Good day in history for me. Now for a new starting word.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 08/11/2025
holy shit holy shit holy shit Wordle 1,603 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I'm in Elise Stefanik's district. I've fucking hated her for a while.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So I'm just living in a country of active obvious on-the-nose unprovoked attacks now, and I just have to be cool with it because we don't have any upcoming major elections, and no one brought out the pitchforks and torches. www.irishnews.com/news/world/h...
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Hegseth says US attacked alleged drug-running boats in Pacific, killing 14
The announcement marks a continued escalation in the pace of the strikes.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
"I have baby fever" Girl no you don't, only babies can get it, it's literally in the name
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/09/2025
is this good
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy Labor Day for everyone who has given birth
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Don't find solidarity with the Chinese government, find it with the Chinese worker who struggles day to day.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
But if you raise the minimum wage China Big Mac immigrants slippery slope Islamic communism.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I saw someone go after @mehdirhasan.bsky.social for "platforming" far-right racists because he did a debate video. Y'all are you fucking serious?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/07/2025
pedocon theory fully vindicated
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Bluesky definitely has a problem with people being overly sensitive on topics. I get and appreciate the caution on the use of crude language, but I'm seeing folks here be too smug about it. I will only respect it if you act like PC Principal and threaten to kneecap someone for a microagression.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 08/07/2025
Texas' only severe weather warning system is watching for when Ted Cruz leaves the country
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Rand Paul is only ever outspoken about his beliefs when it doesn't inconvenience the overall republican agenda.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2025
Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...
Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 31/05/2025
Jordan Peterson Breaks Down in Tears After Great Owl Asks “Did You Get All That?” hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Jordan Peterson Breaks Down in Tears After Great Owl Asks "Did You Get All That?"
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Renowned intellectual and brave culture warrior Dr. Jordan Peterson began sobbing uncontrollably when confronted by the question, “Did you get all that?”…
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
"Borderlands 4 is overpriced at $80" Dude, if it's a quality game without microDLC, that is what the price should be. Borderlands games are many hours long with good replay value. Things have inflated in price. They can charge more or recoup by cutting corners and splitting DLC more.
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Online folks will say, "I think this is a false flag operation" and then somehow use that as an excuse to react the way someone who masterminded a false flag operation would want them to.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2025
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Acting as unbiased media, we will be treating the arguments of the rambling man we saw on the side of the road who believes US currency should be replaced with dog shit the same as arguments from world class economists. We will not debase ourselves by insisting that these arguments be unequal
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I like star wars but have nothing witty to say. Only a Sith deals in absolutes. Do or do not, there is no try.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/05/2025
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave seme...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2025
Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool theonion.com/peace-a...
Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool
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ART @arthur--dent.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
NPR found out because they were included on a White House Signal chat
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NPR @npr.org · 21/04/2025
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
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The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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FiddlerOfTheForest @fiddleroftheforest.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
He should just make a Discord server at this point.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/04/2025
Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death
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Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death
SANTA FE, NM—Appearing visibly giddy as they released to the public a new barrage of information about the deceased couple’s living conditions, personal lives, and private health issues, local authori...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
They spent the last four years telling us people who invaded the capital and beat police officers with flagpoles were unjustly persecuted civil rights heroes and now it’s taken about 45 minutes for them to be like “yeah if you write an op-ed you’re going to the blacksite that’s just common sense”
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