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FFriendlyPig

@ffriendlypig.bsky.social
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Chicago dad / pig. NSFW account. I’m just like your real dad, except I’m proud of you. Wer ficken will, muß freundlich sein!

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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Caterpillars? Porn stache-ers?
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 23/09/2026
Local Transphobe Not Sure How Much Longer He Can Pretend to Care About Women’s Sports: tinyurl.com/mry79s75
Man looking panicked, stressed, and burned out with a hand on his forehead at a girls high school basketball game
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If true, this says volumes about the kind of men ICE has recruited. We are living in the weirdest timeline
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NPR @npr.org · 25/08/2026
DHS allegedly went undercover at community meetings, subpoenaed the financial records of labor unions, and created dossiers on people at a church gathering, according to court filings.
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Churches, libraries and breweries: Inside DHS' covert surveillance operation
DHS allegedly went undercover at community meetings, subpoenaed the financial records of labor unions, and created dossiers on people at a church gathering, according to court filings.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why did they name them “Kegels” when “Vajazzercise“ was right there?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Doctors say that childhood vaccines save thousands of lives. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests say they cause autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
In “better late than never“ news, I: 1. rented a Divvy bike for the first time today, 2. Recently started watching “Thr Sopranos,” 3. and am catching up on “Rings of Power”
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FFurryButt 🔜 FistFest @ffurrybutt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“You hit like a drunk cigarette” Homewrecker
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/emme...
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Joannervej @joannervej.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Arthur Kampf. "In the rolling mill" (Im Walzwerk), 1905.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Chicago - go see “Loki” at Lifeline Theater in Rogers Park. It’s a very queer glam rock musical based on Norse mythology that is not afraid to camp it up. Excellent performances and production design.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
In retrospect, “strip lighting“ was not as titillating as the name led one to expect
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
New fungal STI to be aware of: globalhealth.duke.edu/news/new-sti...
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A New STI is Spreading in the U.S. What You Should Know.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Therapist: Derpy Art Deco Griiffin isn’t real; it can’t hurt you. Derpy Art Deco Griffin:
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is basically the plot of “Ethan Frome.” www.oglaf.com/original-sin/
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original sin
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Lion, lamb…March swings both ways 🦁🐑🌬️☀️🌈💅
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Bf: “I met this guy. He’s pan, which is a type of gay.”
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
After careful research, I have determined that Manx artist Archibald Knox (1864–1933) could totally get it.
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Meeeee
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
“I know him, but I’ve never been in his inner circle. I mean, except for that one time at a party.”
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
In all of history, the book banners were never the good guys.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
When your barista reads to to filth:
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Bf: it’s pumpkin fart season
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The Desert Veteran @jkz12769.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.
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Ryan ☀️🏖️ @crshort81.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Holy shit. #2 is a dog murdered by ICE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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taber @kvetch.gay · 22/10/2025
Here's a link to the open letter — it's Good Stuff. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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ChicagoDomDaddy™️ @chicagodomdaddy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Very much this. Anger at the administration,love for each other and nation. “Do better” was very much the vibe. Juxtaposed against the anger and hate on the other side, it’s obvious which side I want to live with. One side is screaming to jail everyone, the other is screaming to include everyone
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
#chicago #nokings #handsoffchicago
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
#chicago #nokings #handsoffchicago
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Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
🤔 White House's Chicago 'chaos' video uses footage from other cities
factcheck.afp.com
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ChicagoDomDaddy™️ @chicagodomdaddy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Thanks, New Yorker
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
OK Chicago - where are we getting our Mpox shots?
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Hermes 🇵🇸 @hermeslamolda.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Visto en el barrio del Albaicín en Granada este miércoles El que si que no me esperaba era el de Sailor Moon
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I really want a drag queen to create the character “Straponia Trump”
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Ryan ☀️🏖️ @crshort81.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This is a really good one ⬇️
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
When the marketing algorithm reads you to filth
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
play session so good it gives you event drop…
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Do it
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...
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Reinstate Jimmy Kimmel and stop caving to authoritarian censorship!
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they ...
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
[Scrolling Bluesky, about to post something]: wait; is this my skank account, or my non-skank account?
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
“I’m here to find some quality penis. Though I’d settle for some quantity penis.”
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 30/07/2025
I'm feeling stressed, exhausted and terrified. I have 100s of pieces I could be sharing but right now I don't feel like sharing any of them. I get to draw because of the support of people and the powers that be seek to do harm by trying to make it impossible for us harmless pervs to get... 1/2
an illustration of a rubber dog on all fours with large headphones on his head. the dog says: I'm ethically dubious to credit card companies! 
A label next to the dog reads: Sex dog, willingly paid for the hypnosis files and consented to listening to the files.
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brogressive overload @meatballjake.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Gays whose parents paid their tuition for a liberal arts college LOVE dressing like construction workers
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“Welcome to the stage Miss Guiche Lorraine!”
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
cultural appropriation is when some hot young guy has a mustache and DOESN'T EVEN DO GAY PORN
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