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FFriendlyPig

@ffriendlypig.bsky.social
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Chicago dad / pig. NSFW account. I’m just like your real dad, except I’m proud of you. Wer ficken will, muß freundlich sein!

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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Flavor savers?
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Caterpillars? Porn stache-ers?
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can we talk about how he truncates “ing“ endings to “in‘ “ every time he interviews people of a perceived lower socioeconomic class or education level? “ “so, Mr Rancher, what are you fixin’ to do about the tariffs?”
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hating Kai Ryssdal is one of my hobbies. He’s like if McKinsey were a person
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hugs.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 23/09/2026
Local Transphobe Not Sure How Much Longer He Can Pretend to Care About Women’s Sports: tinyurl.com/mry79s75
Man looking panicked, stressed, and burned out with a hand on his forehead at a girls high school basketball game
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even it it’s not really happening, the fact that the FBI thinks it’s a credible threat says A lot about the mindset of the people in charge.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If true, this says volumes about the kind of men ICE has recruited. We are living in the weirdest timeline
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think many cultures have some variation of “salty umami condiment:” Worcestershire, soy sauce, fish sauce, Maggi, grated Parmesan.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Those thighs, tho!
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sam Milller’s “Boys, Beasts and Men” is a good short story collection.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
many thanks to the Handball team for putting in the work to create an amazing space and experience!
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Every day we stray further from God
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’d like to be feeling you, too 😈🐷😂
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NPR @npr.org · 25/08/2026
DHS allegedly went undercover at community meetings, subpoenaed the financial records of labor unions, and created dossiers on people at a church gathering, according to court filings.
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Churches, libraries and breweries: Inside DHS' covert surveillance operation
DHS allegedly went undercover at community meetings, subpoenaed the financial records of labor unions, and created dossiers on people at a church gathering, according to court filings.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why did they name them “Kegels” when “Vajazzercise“ was right there?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Doctors say that childhood vaccines save thousands of lives. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests say they cause autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The tile “Nerd Reich” alone deserves a Pulitzer
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Woof!
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Love the hat 😂❤️
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Chicago here! It’s a great city for ff
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
In “better late than never“ news, I: 1. rented a Divvy bike for the first time today, 2. Recently started watching “Thr Sopranos,” 3. and am catching up on “Rings of Power”
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also: for reasons not totally understood, poz guys are at higher risk of anal cancer, especially if they have had HPV. I get an anoacopy every two years and they biopsy anything that looks sus
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FFurryButt 🔜 FistFest @ffurrybutt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“You hit like a drunk cigarette” Homewrecker
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
She doesn’t care whether or not he’s an island She doesn’t care just as long as his ship’s coming in - CAKE, “Italian Leather Sofa”
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ok, so two lines: I told the priest: don‘t count on any second comin‘ God got his ass kicked the last time he came down here slummin’ Concrete Blonde, “Tomorrow Wendy”
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I hope some queen comes as the “post plane crash / eaten by crabs“ version
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
vase. Definitely vase
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Squirrel-Nutted my last Zipper.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/emme...
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Joannervej @joannervej.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Arthur Kampf. "In the rolling mill" (Im Walzwerk), 1905.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@biorph.bsky.social - I think you would have enjoyed it.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Chicago - go see “Loki” at Lifeline Theater in Rogers Park. It’s a very queer glam rock musical based on Norse mythology that is not afraid to camp it up. Excellent performances and production design.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m pretty sure I know exactly who they are talking about; those rumors have swirled around him for years. Double entendre intended.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
and here I thought this was a disturbing Snoopy
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks for organizing another great event!
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Free beard rides for good boys. And bad ones
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Woof 🤤👅
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So hot!
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Melania
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
sometimes my geekiness wins out over my horniness, so I’ll ask: which Debussy piece?
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thank you for matching donations!
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
In retrospect, “strip lighting“ was not as titillating as the name led one to expect
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorry to hear that; I’ve had similar experiences there.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I mean, I’m right here 😂
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
There can also be some value in reading about theology, if only to understand why various wars were fought, and to understand the mutual Influences between war and politics. Hard to get into nuance in a skeet, but happy to chat about it sometime
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
just my two cents; I DID grow up religious, but am now somewjere between agnostic and atheist: I do think there is some value in reading parts of it as literature, if only because so much other literature throughout history references / critiques / parodies it
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
New fungal STI to be aware of: globalhealth.duke.edu/news/new-sti...
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A New STI is Spreading in the U.S. What You Should Know.
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FFriendlyPig @ffriendlypig.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I think this discussion is happening broadly within the kink community, not just within ff. For a lot of reasons - availability of online content, hookup apps, decline of leather bars - people are exploring kink without having the irl guidance of more experienced folks
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