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Aging gentleman of leisure shaking my fist at clouds.

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IGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026
The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Watching Jags/Panthers. I think this Jags announcing team is getting paid by the word.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs theonion.com/u-s-mint-unveils-serie…
U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fry: Hey, I don’t see you planning for your old age. Bender: I got plans. I’m gonna turn my on/off switch to “off.”
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Jon Hendry @jonhendry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Eye of Mysterioso @mysteriphoto.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Dune (1965) Frank Herbert
Kaleidoscopic image of Frank Herbert’s Dune
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 18/05/2026
NEW: Sports Illustrated was accused of publishing an AI-generated article the content of which was plagiarized from a competitor -- and when we reached out with questions, it deleted the author's profile and entire archive of work futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Sports Illustrated Deletes Entire Author After Accusation of AI Plagiarism
Sports Illustrated deleted an author, and his entire archive of published work, after allegations of AI plagiarism.
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PC Gamer @pcgamer.com · 11/05/2026
Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today. #pcgamer #pcgaming #darkestdungeon
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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Best, most unsettling thing you’ll read today www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...
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The Banal Horror of Jimmy Fallon
Under the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and ushers in the death of culture.
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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
WBZ's TikTok interview with David Modica (the Marblehead town hall guy), uploaded to Bluesky: Downloaded from this link: www.tiktok.com/@wbznewsradi...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Because of course he did. newrepublic.com/post/210174/...
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VC 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇩🇪🇩🇰🇸🇪🇵🇱 @minilover04.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 we are so effing stupid in this country.
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 05/05/2026
For folks having trouble with this site (which is kind of sketchy), you can get help here: www.askvg.com/how-to-get-r... And if you want more detailed technical/legal info about the problem, check this link here: www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...
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How to Get Rid of “Weights.bin” (4 GB) File from “OptGuideOnDeviceModel” Folder in Chrome
If you noticed a large and suspicious “Weights.bin” file (3-4 GB) inside “OptGuideOnDeviceModel” folder present in C: drive and you want
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Warren Buffett tells the truth about sports betting in the simplest possible terms: "It's a tax on stupidity."
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Warren Buffett explains sports betting in simple terms: "It's a tax on stupidity"
Few Americans in history have had more success in the financial world than Warren Buffett.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee and saying confused again .
Alt: The dude aka the big Lebowski, a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee and saying confused again .
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Exactly one year ago today:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Fighting with the pope, thinking of himself as god, humiliated in a naval war of choice he assumed he would win easily over an "inferior" people, surrounded by kook healers and medical advisors, obsessed with familial legacy in the shadow of an actually successful father, this man is Nicholas II
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It’s peak mid 90’s for me today.
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Throwing Muses - Not Too Soon (Official Video)
YouTube video by 4AD
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
now THAT’S how a major publication should write a lede www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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'Unhinged madman': US politicians react to Trump's expletive-laden threat to Iran
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bernie Sanders among those responding with alarm to Trump writing 'open the fuckin' strait, you crazy bastards'
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The best explanation why millions of Americans worship and support a convicted felon and sexual predator...
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NPR @npr.org · 04/04/2026
Troops and their families have been pushed back to the United States after their bases in the Middle East were threatened by Iranian counterattacks. Community groups are scrambling to react.
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Evacuation of U.S. troops from Mideast base sends community groups scrambling to help
Troops and their families have been pushed back to the United States after their bases in the Middle East were threatened by Iranian counterattacks. Community groups are scrambling to react.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Fox News was just talking about Soleimani’s niece and grand niece getting arrested by ICE: “Both were granted asylum in 2019 under the Biden administration.” The question of who was actually president from Jan. 2017- Jan. 2021 continues to perplex Trump supporters.
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Elbi @elbi.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@attie.ai, for those who wanna press the funny buttons too
Screenshot of me blocking the attie.ai account
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Elizabeth N. Saunders @profsaunders.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This cartoonishly childish Hegseth persona is an insult to the American military, the American people, the Iranian people, and just about everybody affected by this war. It is absolutely incredible, in the literal sense, that this man is at the hinge of the chain of command in this spiraling war.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Spot on!! 🎯
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I’ve also been comparing AI to asbestos and radium—technology that had a bunch of benefits but then turned out to be deadly. The only difference is we already KNOW AI is killing people and they’re shoving it into everything anyway
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Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 17/02/2026
Palantir reported $1.5 billion of U.S. income but paid exactly zero federal income tax in 2025. Despite explosive growth, tax breaks from the Trump tax law helped Palantir avoid paying even a dime of federal income tax on its earnings. itep.org/palantir-pay...
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Palantir Pays Zero Federal Income Tax Despite Explosive Growth, Largely Due to Trump Tax Law
Palantir reported $1.5 billion of U.S. income but paid exactly zero federal income tax in 2025. Despite explosive growth, tax breaks from the Trump tax law helped Palantir avoid paying even a dime of...
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Don’t know shit about Bad Bunny nor do I speak a word of Spanish but that was one of the more entertaining half time shows I can remember.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fuck Dunkin.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti. The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere. www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I'm not sure Democrats in D.C. are aware that their base's rage against ICE has reached a level of blinding white-hot intensity. They're worried about "looking weak" for voting "against law enforcement" when they should be worried a mob of housewives is going to come beat them to death if they do.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The Onion remains undefeated.
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Mike Zaccardi, CFA, CMT @mikezaccardi.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The latest Duke CFO survey shows that the vast majority of CFOs are seeing no impact from AI on labor productivity, decision-making speed, customer satisfaction, or time spent on high-value-added tasks Torsten at Apollo
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Wild that a statement like this has to be made.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
discord is asking everybody about how they feel about AI. have at it folks
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Democrats @democrats.org · 07/01/2026
ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video. The Trump administration is lying.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I fully recognize this is a “me” problem but I sincerely wish the Duffer brothers had just spent 10 fucking minutes talking to literally anyone who ever served in the military.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
@joepompliano on Threads posted a pic of a map dotted with dozens of yacht names and said: “Pretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/12/2025
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentio…
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Harold Fannin is so good.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"omnidirectional incoherence" captures Trumpism perfectly
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