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@ffkl.bsky.social
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Aging gentleman of leisure shaking my fist at clouds.

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IGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026
The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My fantasy league takes an annual trip up to the mountains where we rent a cabin. Been doing this for 25 years. One time sitting around a fire we realized nobody even knew each others children’s names.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amen.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep, utterly devoid of empathy.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same, my wife loves it and it does absolutely nothing for me.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s the rules.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dropping the ball on players on the ground is a penalty 100% of the time.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
His bone spurs must have been acting up.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Same. Just told my wife that I’m both drunk and not paid to pay attention to the game and know more than Tirico. She pointed out that we don’t know Tirico isn’t also drunk.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reporting to his handler.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No lies detected.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Watching Jags/Panthers. I think this Jags announcing team is getting paid by the word.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is all AI non sense. Idiots.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I fully endorse this plan.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs theonion.com/u-s-mint-unveils-serie…
U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fry: Hey, I don’t see you planning for your old age. Bender: I got plans. I’m gonna turn my on/off switch to “off.”
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You can buy a lot of great guitars for the cost of a mustang.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Joe’s garage still hits my play lists once in awhile.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
As an American it’s pretty obvious. . .and embarrassing.
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Jon Hendry @jonhendry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you ride it’s not a question of “if” but “when.”
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Amen.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Nobody likes ai other then a small group of smooth brains and ultra rich tech bros.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I can’t tell if this person is a troll or just a complete moron.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Read it in high school and loved it. . . Enlisted in the army and read it again, hit very different.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It’s gonna take New Deal era level public works to scrub Trump’s stink out of everything.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He was never the same after that though. Literally broke his spirit.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Clear liquors are for amateurs.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Jamir Miller was an absolute beast for the Browns before that injury. I still remember the play he tore his Achilles.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Same.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Nice Al slop there.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Natural selection in action I guess.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
They actually did this at my daughter’s college graduation. Booth set up in the lobby of the venue selling flowers.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It was a good trade for the Browns. If you believe the Browns are capable of building a contender (big if) it’s not happening in the next couple years.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Fuck every one of those morons.
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Eye of Mysterioso @mysteriphoto.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Dune (1965) Frank Herbert
Kaleidoscopic image of Frank Herbert’s Dune
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Ah, no.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 18/05/2026
NEW: Sports Illustrated was accused of publishing an AI-generated article the content of which was plagiarized from a competitor -- and when we reached out with questions, it deleted the author's profile and entire archive of work futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Sports Illustrated Deletes Entire Author After Accusation of AI Plagiarism
Sports Illustrated deleted an author, and his entire archive of published work, after allegations of AI plagiarism.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
As someone who grew up in Ohio and often has to travel through Indiana, this is 100% on point.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pleased to say I’ve read every book on the list and they were all great.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I will maintain until my last breath that there are 10 people who claim to love Ulysses for every one person who’s actually read it.
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PC Gamer @pcgamer.com · 11/05/2026
Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today. #pcgamer #pcgaming #darkestdungeon
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I manage a significant number of Gen Z’s and have never experienced any of this.
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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Best, most unsettling thing you’ll read today www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...
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The Banal Horror of Jimmy Fallon
Under the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and ushers in the death of culture.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I once worked in a national call center and as soon as you’d see a West Virginia phone number you knew you were about to talk one of the dumbest people you could imagine.
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Can we just yeet Wyoming out into space?
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Animal House: Zero Point Zero with John Belushi
Alt: Animal House: Zero Point Zero with John Belushi
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The Commissioner @ffkl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Democracy.
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