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Varamyr Foreskins

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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 15h
Two beams collapsed in an incredibly likely structure and my country full of drooling morons went "wow it's Jesus"
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 15h
Anyone else remember this dumb bullshit lol
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reading about Russian history
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just have such a hard time believing 78 year old hippie GRRM would write a story validating that first thing, even if he didn't realize it's what he's validating.
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Q: Why did Aegon conquer Westeros? Was it A) Because he had a verifiably true prophecy that it was crucial for his benevolent master race family to rule an entire continent to save the world from shadowy (dark) foreigners? Or B) He's a conquering asshole, just like every other conquering asshole
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're the subjects of every new project, and every new project is essentially a hagiography of the guy who flew across an ocean on dragonback to burn and conquer an entire continent.
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's insane how hard they get carried by a) the dragons, and b) the incest
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being into ASOIAF but not into the Targaryens in 2026 has made me go from not really caring all that much either way to fucking hating them.
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Short form video puzzle channels fucking LOVE those puzzles where the solution is "just spin it"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Chinese were so much our allies that, for the only time in human history, America ran a propaganda campaign about how we DON'T all look the same.
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember: always check fitgirl and cs dot rin dot ru before buying anything on Steam.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Mike Tomlin Minecraft build was everything we wanted and more. awfulannouncing.com/gaming/mike-...
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Mike Tomlin wows everyone with Minecraft video debut
The Minecraft build that legendary former Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin has been working on was finally unveiled for the world to see.
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why Guilty Gear Can't Do Friends
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He'll yeah brother
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I fucking love The Gog bro
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know, the least believable part of the Fallout show is that Ella Purnell being unable to find a partner in the leadup to the inciting incident
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It feels like up until she poofs Paris away in a cloud of smoke in the middle of his duel with Menelaus, you could treat the gods as purely a literary device. But the Aphrodite casts fucking Dimension Door
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he could literally send himself right now to go fight in the currently ongoing hot war against "islamists" that he started?
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jake-o’-lantern 🎃 @baronduki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW PENGUIN JUST DROPPED!! 🚨🗣️
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aphrodite just fucked EVERYTHING up lol
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's so many.
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, sorry, I meant THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING PODCAST
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does I Heart Radio have like FIVE MINUTES OF ADS at the front of their stupid podcasts
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Congratulations to Mana.
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like sometimes historians of premodern Europe are a little TOO keen to debunk the "dark ages" allegations.
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Daiz @daiz.moe · 17/07/2025
Wasei-eigo

A single panel comic where three stickmen are reading manga on a monitor, with the currently visible panel depicting a nude shot of a female character alongside a narration reading "Even her style is good..." This makes no sense as you obviously don't have a "style" when you're naked, and the reason for this is a mistranslation borne from assuming that the Japanese word スタイル (sutairu) is just the English word "style", when in fact its meaning in Japanese is actually "figure", as in "Even her figure is great" - the actually correct translation for the line in question, as it actually makes sense for a comment about a naked body. The first stickman understands all this and is going "Argh!" in response. The second stickman is unaware and is just saying "What?" The third stickman, slightly offscreen, is going off on a rant about how スタイル is CLEARLY the English word "style" because they've learned just the exact dangerous amount of Japanese where they think they know way more than they do, resulting in confident proclamations about things that are very wrong. There is text under the panel, which says "If you really hate someone, teach them to recognize wasei-eigo mistranslations." The comic is titled "Wasei-eigo", and it was created by Daiz (of daiz.moe) and modeled after the xkcd comic strip number 1015. The manga panel featured in the comic is from a series called Goodbye Isekai Tensei.

#translation #localization
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When Ethan Klein complains about "Snark" and "Snark communities" what exactly is he talking about
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're shipping her across the pond m8
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nostikvvvibes.bsky.social @nostikvvvibes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You (loser): Candace Owens being outed as a dl lesbian wasnt on my bingo card! Me (highfiving everybody, strutting like rick flair to collect my 5 quid gift card): Bingo, bitches!
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Genuinely like 70% of the way there on the idea that it should be a jailable offense to include the Discord notification sound effect in your livestream/Youtube video/etc
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Frank Slurs United States, Census, 1900
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I felt somewhat bad about laughing at the original thing, which was obviously a local gay community thing that there was no real reason for me to know anything about but got blown up in a widely circulated profile, but this person is REALLY leaning into the annoying scold stuff.
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That hijab-inspired secular accessorization person is really making the most of their international debut.
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#LookAndSee 526 #MusicChallenge #MusicSky Achilles Last Stand - Led Zeppelin youtu.be/1t4KLOm7pO0?...
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Achilles Last Stand (Remaster)
YouTube video by Led Zeppelin - Topic
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5jR...
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Metalocalypse: Dethklok | Awaken (Lyric Video) | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Metalocalypse: Dethklok | Music
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does Dethklok count as novelty music
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fortnite Did Sexuality Better Than Demon Turf
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty awful few weeks for professional wrestling. RIP PAC
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My burger gay
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goodness gracious.
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 27/09/2026
⚠️You have alerted the horde
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Benjen Stark Found Alive On Skagos Smoking A Joint [PICTURED] [REAL]
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never even considered the radio station playlist thing, thanks
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember liking last dot fm and /mu/ for these purposes way back in high school but I haven't been a regular user of either since, well, way back in high school probably
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's the best way to discover new music these days
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah brother
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ZZ Top Guitar Spin
ALT: ZZ Top Guitar Spin
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I always forget that's something these companies can just do now, but that's probably exactly what's going on here lol
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Varamyr Foreskins @fengshuiengine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like pop music is in such a dire state. I genuinely hate that Charlie Puth/Meghan Trainor song "Marvin Gaye", my memory of the first time I heard it is clearer than my memory of 9/11. But one thing I'll give it is it induced an emotion in me, something modern pop music fails utterly at.
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