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Felipe Torres Medina

@felipetmedina.bsky.social
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Comedian from a country you misspell 🇨🇴 Writer @ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert BUY MY HUMOR BOOK allmylinks.com/felipetorresmedina

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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On Sunday, Sept 20th @jamesfolta.com and I are hosting the launch party for OBEY IN ADVANCE, a new book of satire by @ginnyhogan.bsky.social & @shadesofgreaves.bsky.social published by @mcsweeneys.net! 🎟️: www.eventbrite.com/e/obey-in-ad...
Flyer for a book launch party all in red with black and white text. The cover of the book "Obey in Advance" is on the bottom right.

Text reads: 
OBEY IN ADVANCE BOOK LAUNCH PARTY

SEPTEMBER 20, 2026 2:30 P.M. ET 
at CAVEAT NYC 21 A Clinton St. New York, NY 

HOSTED BY JAMES FOLTA and LUKE BURNS of A NEWSLETTER OF HUMOROUS WRITING 

FEATURING CHANDLER DEAN, FELIPE TORRES MEDINA, TAYLOR KAY PHILLIPS, and JOSH GONDELMAN
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Connect with Jacob Soboroff @connectwithjacob.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please join me on MS NOW 10a-1p w/ @joycekaram.bsky.social @joycekaramreports Amy Goodman Evan Simon @nyccomptroller.bsky.social Akbar Shahid Ahmed @felipetmedina.bsky.social Sarah Sophie Flicker #Connect 2/2
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That's football. Shit happens. Gabriel? The best player tonight. This said, whoever is rejoicing in the success of a club built on the money of a dictatorship holding together through the systematic exploitation of 90% of its population should take some time to reflect on their world view. Bisous!
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ive always liked this young YouTuber Watch the new surprise episode of Only in Monroe: youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 23/05/2026
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com “Corporate media may be much derided, not least because some in the mogul class that ran it turned out to be sex pests or worse,” Michael Hirschorn writes. “But it’s worth asking if there is something from the old ways that can be ported into this new world.”
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Opinion | Stephen Colbert’s Finale Didn’t Mean What It Seemed To
You’re going to miss corporate media.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Arsenal and The Knicks? I love you, Zohran Mamdani.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A comedian's job is not to hold truth to power. A comedian's job is usually dog walker or barista or baby sitter or sometimes office temp at like Hims.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 05/05/2026
While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It would be fun if one year the Met was like “okay, this year the Met Gala theme is Frogs.”
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Obi Wan: A lightsaber... a weapon for a more civilized age. That civilized age: I got 10000 credits on the slave boy competing in the deadly drag race.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth be with you! Gonna hunt, kill, and cook the Baby Yoda like he's a beef wellington.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Potentially faking an attempt on your life to force your friends to build you a fancy room. Welcome, President Jenna Maroney.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
In this car we believe a car is a perfectly acceptable replacement for a house I have visitation rights it's not drunk driving if you live "in" the car
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I broke up with my friend because they use Crest Whitestrips.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].
DC Metro sign for the “Pentagon City” station.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My “I wasn’t friends with a pedophile” t shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my t shirt and all that.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I can’t wait to see all of my definitely real 20,000+ Bluesky followers there.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.
Michael Collins, the chap who took this photograph, remains the only person on earth to have taken a photo that had everyone in shot aside himself.
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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
FUN FACT: You personally interact with dozens, even hundreds of artists and storytellers on this website every day who dedicate 0% of their resources to directly harming trans people. Many of them have comics, or albums, or podcasts, or even fantasy novels available for your guilt-free enjoyment!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Go fash lose cash bb
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
While JD has said instead of Iranians he’d prefer to deal with the ottomans.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You’re about to get deported to Namibia for not having more than 3 ounces of airport Dasani.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
STOP 👏🏽 BLAMING 👏🏽 EVERYTHING 👏🏽 ON 👏🏽 LATINOS 👏🏽
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Every time he plays.
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A man for all seasons landscaping @bexleylister.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as “Your Plastic Pal Who’s Fun to Be With.” The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as “a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes,” with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent. Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as “a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“Saving Private Ryan” remake where I’m part of a squad with Colin and Tom Hanks trying to get Chet out of my native country.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Every episode of the X-Files has a moment that’s like: MULDER: The victim disappeared after saying “I must return to my space planet. Bleep blorp. Bleep blorp.” SCULLY: Hmm. It can’t possibly be aliens.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
As an immigrant, this is concerning.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Same energy.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Salmon is the best food to cook for guests if you want your guests to think your house always smells like salmon.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hell will not be enough.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A fucking classic that never gets old.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Lin-Manuel Miranda is still waiting by the phone like “they’re gonna call, right?”
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Absolutely insane that there’s a penalty called “unnecessary roughness” when that’s like the whole sport. Like soccer punishing you for “excessive kicking” or baseball having a foul for “being super boring” and “taking fucking forever.”
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is one of the best pieces I read last year.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
ME: AI Shohei, I feel like no one loves me. I am so alone. I'm thinking of ending things. AI SHOHEI: You should gamble on draftkings-dot-com.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hardly the first thing this administration should correct, but we should all get some sort of reparation money every time we have to look at JD Vance’s stupid dorkass face.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I’m proud to work at a show where this happens.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
We're getting so much better at early detection of CTE.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
#Arsenal #EPL
An apology form for Noni Madueke. Reasons for underrating him in include being blinded by Clearlake Capital's propaganda, failure to watch Chelsea games, FM26 nerfing wingers, jealousy of Noni Madueke, being blinded by William Gallas-related PTSD
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I wrote this sketch for The Late Show three years ago because Latino representation in Hollywood was so bad. Glass to see my sketch actually made it worse.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
NOOOOO! LEAP DAY WILLIAM!
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
this is like when Henry Cavill reloads his fists in that Mission:Impossible
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Greg Bovino looks like a dog who doesn't realize that steak will be his last meal before "the injection."
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One day, this will all be over. And one day, a child will ask their mother to tell them about their grandparent or their uncle or their dad. And that mom will say “we don’t talk about him.” Bc him and all the people he works with and everything he ever did is a shitstain on humanity.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Only one explanation for this, Macron is "The Santa Clause-ing" into the new Joe Biden.
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Felipe Torres Medina @felipetmedina.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Las Culturistas getting a little too serious for me.
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