emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 10hDo you care if I come over and spill some really sticky liquids 000
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 10hStretching myself really fucking wide across a two dimensional surface rn 000
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 11hTraining a new imbecil on how to be utterly foolish at the jester factory 000
Reposted by emo nathan fielderAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they did the thing 251161063683
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Lady in my class is doing her final presentation in portrait mode I’m seething 000
Reposted by emo nathan fielderGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 805204164570
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Did you know if you boil 55 bugs in milk you can have bug milk 010
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They’re centrifuging me at 1600 rpm at work tomorrow 010
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The symbiotic life form feeding off of my cerebral spinal fluid told me we should get some beers 010
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Doctor: so while he is unresponsive, he is able to hear. It may help if you speak to him. Are you the patient’s family? My Slavic nephews, smoking in their monochromatic adidas sweatsuits: Je to náš strýc. 000
Reposted by emo nathan fielderLeftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🧛♂️💪🦇🧛♀️ 1353102
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my associate is a grandmaster of alchemy and he claims the Gen Alpha alchemy novices cannot read the lesser key of solomon. Like they are not able to. 000
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They hate to see a playboy like me become dexterously proficient with a finesse weapon 051
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bet you wouldn’t say that shit if I had my rapier on me 010
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026[touching your beast mode scars] Will you stop for me? 120
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The pregnant male emoji is my family’s crest, you do well to show it respect 010
Reposted by emo nathan fielderHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm wet like this btw 0181
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They split me in half down the middle at work today 110
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Whoever it is at my library that keeps using up the collective daily borrow, your mother sucks lollipops in hell 120
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Goodbye, Axe. I love you so much. I’ll never be the same without you. 010
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We should cut clavicular’s head off with a blunt hatchet 010
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me: Man, I do not feel going to work today. My boss has been a dick lately Orc Roommate: in my culture, one may challenge the chieftan to unarmed combat. You take his rank and his wives as your own should you claim victory. Me: yeah… good point. yeah I might check with HR about that. 010
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They’d hate to see a white boy like me get ahold of a beer 000
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lil Lotus being the new frontman of From First to Last is so funny to me because that dude used to post his amateur porn during Covid lololol 000
Reposted by emo nathan fielderJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026im so bored and full of poison 0222
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Man this would be a great time for a bee-fuuuuukkkkkk my girlfriend’s in the fridge 010
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why haven’t you responded to my discussion board post yet, do you think my topic is chopped and unc 000
Reposted by emo nathan fielderHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026PowerPoint I will break your free spirit and I will become intoxicated on the thick velveteen ichor that seeps from you 2251
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026[Christopher Walken selling a vampirism cure] You know, vampirism. It's a... it's a tough racket. The sun. The garlic. the biting, let's be honest, is not a great look at dinner parties. But what if I told you there's a cure?Not holy water. A pill. With food, without food. We're not your mother. 000
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Can hear my coworker’s stomach growling, go get a snack you hungry bitch 001
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Dude they crushed my head with a big boulder and just laughed. They didn’t even try to help. 000
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s kinda fucked up that your group of friends didn’t immediately find me hilarious 030
emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Her: You must be Gorilla Grodd Jr getting his undergrad if you think we fuckin Me: 010
