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MarcusVulpes

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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
And on the seventh day, the Sabbath, he cut the grass
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
literally 90% of the planet
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a south park character says god damn it
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Prime suspect
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
😊💗
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Anywho…I ordered in some really good chicken pad Thai tonight. 😊
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
.GenX moments cont'd... Wanna feel invincible, nostalgic, uplifted, old/not old and a bit silly for it all? Throw on a random Huey Lewis playlist You're welcome
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a man in a clear plastic raincoat is standing in front of a refrigerator .
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
😨
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Pulled my pants on two legs at a time today. Game changer!
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
GenX moment: Singing loudly along with the album JT, most of the lyrics still in the memory recall banks, along with all the emotional associations from high school TYVM James Taylor, Carly Simon, Linda Ronstadt, et al @jamestaylor-com.bsky.social
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Seen in the wild: Boba Fett ball hitch cover. On a black Tesla. The nerd is strong with this one (*Hitch cover envy)
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
John Dos Passos wrote Manhattan Transfer in 1925. A brilliant cross section of life and lifestyles in a burgeoning New York City, from the nouveau riche to poor immigrants looking for better. Fred Trump's racist, bigoted voice & values passed down to DJT #epsteinTrump
Bigotry and racism by elitist white supremacist of 1925 echoes and resonates todayBigotry and racism by elitist white supremacist of 1925 echoes and resonates today
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Fellow 90's Windows brethren and sisters, a moment, if you please
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Right now, somewhere in America, Waynemark is at his local courthouse with change-of-name forms in hand and an increased sense of urgency
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
3am ear worm youtu.be/EWIgEtkE3GA?...
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Toto - Georgy Porgy (Official Video)
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Andrew Lokenauth | TheFinanceNewsletter.com @thefinancenewsletter.com · 27/02/2026
Millennials realizing they lived through 3 recessions, 4 stock market crashes, and their jobs replaced by AI, all before turning 43.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds Or a deer chew your bike Hide big wheels from gators They know what they like Geese love to rub rowboats Ducks will tickle your van Rabbits snuggle with tractors Whenever they can Squirrels smooch skateboards If a door’s left ajar And whatever you do
A digital sign in a snowy landscape displays two messages: "DO NOT LET MOOSE" and "LICK YOUR CAR."
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Sometimes I find myself thinking "what could be better than a warm, happy cat curled up on my lap?" Then I begin mentally answering with a seemingly endless list, until the inevitable sobbing makes the cat, now bored of the drama, jump away...
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a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands folded
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
As it is, as it ever shall be.
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danielws01.bsky.social @danielws01.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
When you have cats, you're never lonely in the bathroom.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.
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Drew Webb 🏳️‍🌈 @archeryfan93.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The US men’s hockey team can fuck all the way off
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
49 years ago, tomorrow, Peter Gabriel released his first eponymous album Solsbury Hill remains one of my go-to's when I'm in a rut youtu.be/UHIABYwea_o?...
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Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill (Music Video), Full HD (Remastered and AI Upscaled)
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I'll be in the crowd of fans yelling "SQUALL!" and waving my mittens-on-strings 🤘🏼
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
when the 8yo kids put on a play at school and the parents have to tell them what a good job they've done
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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a man is sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn .
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
But soft now... youtu.be/ykmFhdoiLCw?...
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Hamlet (1996) - "To Be or Not To Be" scene [1080p]
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
What's the political way to call bullshit?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
THIS 👇 HERE......
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
When politicians and pundits say "lower case D democrat" it's even more poignant isn't it? This hardly feels like a working democracy anymore, since the techbro/other election interference, the outright attempts at rigging the upcoming midterms & beyond, and Citizens United -enabled corruption 😠
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
As we age our spirit animals shift
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a blue bear is sitting on a toilet holding a roll of toilet paper .
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"President's Day is a great opportunity to honor our nation's leaders" Yeah, THAT'S not happening this year
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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a cartoon of spongebob saying " please " with his mouth wide open
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
it’s called a british gentleman’s cane because chapstick was taken
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Well done 👊🏼
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Congratulations, well done! And thank you
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The subtle, beautiful irony of him being taken down by a woman Again
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Albin Boot @albin-boot2.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
🥰 💪🏼🐁
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Manny V. @phuckemaga.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Olivia @acommonbird.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Lube? In this economy?!
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
HBD to me 🎈🎉
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I'm not found... Sigh
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a cartoon of a fish with the words " good feelings gone " below it
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The billboard behind Bad Bunny during this halftime performance reads: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." #SuperBowl
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great show The Americas 🤘🏼
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MarcusVulpes @fearnot2.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This exactly! Bad Bunny Bowl Day
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Around the world, politicians and businessmen are resigning from their positions because of the Epstein Files. Except in the United States. Here: Zero shame, zero consequences. We need resignations, investigations, impeachments, and punishments now. Should have been years ago.
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