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my little fauxneme

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industry and occasionally academic linguist (pencils & computers, generative & usage, mostly p-side), doing neural shit for literal decades, leftish, oldish, grumpy, don't do cop shit, will occasionally post stuff that makes you rethink following me

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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 01/10/2026
hot take: software people are going to regret not unionizing when we could
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 01/10/2026
"PDP" (retvrn)
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 01/10/2026
made it about halfway through the first one and these are plainly penthouse letters to the editor like we're talking hitherto unobserved degrees of That Didn't Happen
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 01/10/2026
p sure i'm gonna regret that
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 01/10/2026
Dr. van Rooij I'm wondering why you QTed this person rather than the other person in the thread, who AFAICT said far less charitable things about you & EB than the QTed individual (leaving aside the "why QT something from 2 months ago by a very junior academic as though it's happening now?")
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 30/09/2026
saw somebody refer to themselves unironically as a pastafarian and had to check that i hadn't somehow warped to slashdot circa 20yrs ago
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 29/09/2026
doing the hoci poci and turning myself around
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 29/09/2026
ah i see, the joke is that you are in fact mocking ppl who are making parallel claims about cognitive off-loading and chatbot usage v clever
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 29/09/2026
"claude how does derek say i should dress"
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 28/09/2026
with frozen fries, a packet of st-hubert poutine sauce powder, and frozen curds imported in June, i am having a better poutine than literally anything available in northern california
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 28/09/2026
more like anaesthetic preferences amirite
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 28/09/2026
nevergreen
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 28/09/2026
Effective Antagonism
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 28/09/2026
idk when i was younger we had a pretty clear procedure for stuff like that
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 26/09/2026
this was the weeder class at mcgill a long time ago; pass rate was something like 35 or 40%
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C.M. Downey @cmdowney.com · 20/08/2026
I'm recruiting Linguistics PhD students! Come work with me on all things multilingual and low-resource NLP! NLP background welcome, but commitment to scientific study of language is essential. My recent work has included ASR for field linguistics and compact LLMs for heritage languages
sas.rochester.edu
Graduate Program
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 26/09/2026
sick, break a leg
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 26/09/2026
cents-making
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 26/09/2026
i submit that tour threshold for "a little reading" is wildly different from that of John/Jane/Jay Q. Public
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 26/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal...
en.wikipedia.org
Eternal September - Wikipedia
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 @aub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[to myself in the mirror] do a breakthrough. make no mistakes.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 26/09/2026
fuck me emil kirkegaard is a linguist *too*?! jfc we're not looking good here y'all
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 25/09/2026
this would be legit incredible
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
"OpenAI co-founder and president Greg Brockman gave Trump's super PAC a whopping $25 million" is one of those things that could really stand to be pointed out more:
finance.yahoo.com
OpenAI exec becomes top Trump donor with $25 million gift
The super PAC will help fund Republicans' midterm election battle.
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 23/09/2026
maybe put the phone down eh?
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 23/09/2026
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 23/09/2026
NLG --> Natural Language Golem
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 23/09/2026
you haven't articulated it as "a perspective" you've said "people who don't think this are deluding themselves" come on man
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 23/09/2026
i too was a 16yo taking bong rips and wondering if my computer had a soul but i didn't give it a line on my resume
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 23/09/2026
👀
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 22/09/2026
imagine not knowing or remembering that jagged little pill is stacked with bangers
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 21/09/2026
when i listen to wings for marie pt II
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 20/09/2026
The Beast With Two Backaches
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 20/09/2026
this is a good thread
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 20/09/2026
why is he so mad at me
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 20/09/2026
omg did you just use "hose drinker" as a genx/boomer diss
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 20/09/2026
5000 wds, but with an executive summary up top
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
faux, how many Ls are in "really"
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
skeet is, in fact, stored in the balls
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
a hill i will die on is that people realy really don't understand just how much stuff is in the training data
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
relevant, ca. 2023
once again, a snippet of Cosma's notebook on attention, transformers, and LLMs, this time reading:

"Now I bring all this up because, remember, once we have a source-coding scheme, we can "invert" it to get conditional probabilities; we could even sample from it to get a generator. (We'd need a little footwork to deal with some technicalities, but not a heck of a lot.) So something I'd really love to see done, by someone with the resources, is the following experiment:

Code up an implementation of Lempel-Ziv without the limitations built in to (e.g.) gzip; give it as much internal memory to build its dictionary as a large language model gets to store its parameter matrix. Call this "LLZ", for "large Lempel-Ziv".
Feed LLZ the same corpus of texts used to fit your favorite large language model. Let it build its dictionary from that. (This needs one pass through the corpus...)
Build the generator from the trained LLZ.
Swap in this generator for the neural network in a chatbot or similar. Call this horrible thing GLLZ.
In terms of perplexity (= 
, basically), GLLZ will be comparable to the neural network, because Lempel-Ziv does, in fact, do universal source coding. (On the other hand, the neural network architecture may have been evolved over the last decade-plus to converge quickly on text-as-found-on-the-Web, without worrying about how well it does on arbitrary regular languages. So partly this is question of whether even Web-scale data has reached the asymptopia of Lempel-Ziv.) But it would be more interesting to compare the performance of GLLZ in other regards to that of more conventional language models.

[... snip to fit alt-text]

Update, 7 December 2024: Delétang et al. 2023 is the closest I have seen to this proposal, but (if I am reading correctly) it also uses off-the-shelf gzip, rather than an implementation of Lempel-Ziv which has the same capacity as the LLM they use for comparison."
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
✏️ 👂
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
what the hell how did i forget that buckaroo banzai was peter weller
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
i might catch hell for this but has anyone tried telling the computer that if it makes a mistake it's going to get fired
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/sesq...
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James Harbeck @sesquiotic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Evo psych: "Men get to be dominant because evolution made women smaller" EA: "Men get to be dominant because this ensures the production of more future geniuses"
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
from ca. 2023
a snippet from Cosma Shalizi's notebook about attention, transformers, and LLMs, reading:

"O You Who Believe in the Resurrection and the Last Day

Because life imitates the kind of schlocky fiction I adoringly consume, the public discussion of these models is polluted by maniacal cultists with obscure ties to decadent plutocrats. I find it hard to take the cult seriously enough intellectually to bother refuting it. These are, after all, people who think they can go from the definition of conditional probability, via Harry Potter fanfic, to prophesying that an AI god will judge the quick and the dead, and condemn those who hindered the coming of the Last Day to the everlasting simulated-but-still-painful fire. ("Impressive act! What do you call yourselves?" "The Rationalists!") Whether such myths would be as appealing in a civilization which hadn't spent 2000+ years marinating in millenarian hopes and apocalyptic fears, or whether on the contrary such hopes and fears have persisted and spread over the globe through twenty-plus centuries of transformation because they speak to something enduring in humanity, is a delicate question. But I submit it's obvious we are just seeing yet another millenarian movement. (Sydney/Bing is no more the Beast, or even the Whore of Babylon, than was Eliza.)"
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
😭
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my little fauxneme @fauxnemic.com · 18/09/2026
ok so i just had *actual, real, homemade* turkish delight and narnia makes sense again
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