Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 3hFlu shots without insurance were gonna be 114 bucks but the big boss pharmacist yelled at me from the back that he has a bunch of free vouchers that are still going through and told the clerks to "use them until they stop working". Genuinely a lifesaver for me Holy shit 020
Reposted by Fart Shartlydwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026[0011481] Dwarf eats mud left from mud man 04214
Reposted by Fart ShartlyRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 137115273102
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I need to buy sketchy chemicals for a 3d printing project and I genuinely don't know the best way to go about doing this without getting put on a list, I just wanna vapor polish polycarbonate 😭 000
Reposted by Fart ShartlyIggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026okay nevermind, I'm not going back to Runescape, look at this fucking AI slop THE KNIGHT HAS SO MANY FINGERS THIS WENT PUBLIC? THIS WAS SHOWN AT THEIR CONVENTION??? 1513351
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Honestly was a little tough. But figured I'd do one of these Sapphire was one of my first games ever on GBA, RuneScape, W101 and Club Peng solidified my early love of MMOs, TWW was my first Zelda, Reach and Skyrim defined my teen years, and Stardew Valley was/is my LDR game with wifey. 131
Reposted by Fart ShartlyMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me 201024356
Reposted by Fart ShartlyMicah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026every day for the next six weeks we are going to be treated to a bunch of Republicans going “oh god oh god we’re so fucked” and I think we should all take some time to savor it 641896277
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Realizing in my late 20s that I'm a real slut for a spicy chicken sandwich. 061
Reposted by Fart ShartlyEncie @encie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026enlightening and grim article from the osrs wiki's director for those interested:oldschool.runescape.wikiUser:Cook Me Plox/OSRS Wiki and RuneLite are increasingly under strain from low-effort AI development - OSRS WikiI spend an unusual amount of time making weird graphs about RuneScape, and this is the single craziest graph I've ever seen. 02912
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think the reason I love Pants' art so much is because it has the exact same energy as Achewood. 110
Reposted by Fart ShartlySir Theodore @sirtheodore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me when I'm at the front window waiting for my delivery to show up #Runescape #OSRS 0172
Reposted by Fart ShartlyHenny @hennyg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026MY BOY HIT 200K LAST NIGHT OMGG. Congratulations to you and your team (DUNCY)!! I don’t know anyone more deserving and your hard work/dedication inspires me every day. So proud of you. 🥹💛 @colonello.bsky.social @fartshartly.bsky.social 373
Reposted by Fart ShartlyMicah @rincewind.run · 05/09/2026there have been two uses of ‘Hobocop’ in recent years and both of them are perfect 1182870
Reposted by Fart ShartlyThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201209886
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's Miku's birthday, time to repost this classic. 020
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Any of my RS3 moots notice that when Zuk charges up his instakill attack during pizza phase he throws it back? 081
Reposted by Fart ShartlyMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid. 352117292246
Reposted by Fart ShartlyBrandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Be strong enough to be gentle. #petercullen #optimusprime 4941461396
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That time again! Thok And Ball Torture is BACK, baby! www.youtube.com/watch?v=713V...youtube.comTHOK AND BALL TORTURE #37 - Coughing Baby VS TzKal-Zuk (RS3 GIM S2E3)YouTube video by Fart Shartly 030
Reposted by Fart Shartly𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026you never expect to live more than a few years past 20 so why would you try and maintain the husk you are trapped in and one day you are in your 30s and finally starting to recognize yourself in the mirror and like what you see and then that lack of maintenance prior bites you in the ass 915014
Reposted by Fart Shartlyᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026A laundry list of shit we can’t eat, all because bigoted white people voted for a racist president for a third time. bsky.app/profile/kill... 1234995
Reposted by Fart Shartlyᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/202616 months ago: Never forget how it started. 7572703494
Reposted by Fart ShartlyKitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 22/08/2026The perfect source of cheese does not exi... 👀 4423
Reposted by Fart ShartlyNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Important announcement from Game Freak: The development of Pokémon Winds and Pokémon Waves has been put on an indefinite hiatus following the entire development team falling down a big hole and not knowing how to get out. We hope you understand and purchase Pokémon Leafgreen on the eShop instead. 833604893
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Hot Honey on a hot dog actually goes kinda hard ngl. 140
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Describe your music taste with only 3 artists No genres allowed 1. Saitama Saisyu Heiki 2. Low Roar 3. Death Grips 120
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Ordered some new strap-on memory foam pads for my chair's armrests, now maybe I'll finally stop destroying my elbows and giving myself motor nerve damage hehehe. 030
Reposted by Fart ShartlyGame Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026cresselia u know what u did 111513522
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026??????? what the fuck is happening lmfao Zuk pet before first EZK piece?? 130
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Love me some grilled chicken titty and asparagussy 020
Reposted by Fart ShartlyColonello @ RuneFest @colonello.bsky.social · 04/08/2026On September 23rd, Mod Ash will be doing a talk in London sharing his highlights from 22 years of working on RuneScape! He'll be covering what went well, what didn't, and how the game is still going after 25 years. Grab tickets using the link below! www.tickettailor.com/events/pints... 095
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Minecraft Matcha Flavoured has me in an absolute chokehold oml. 030
Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Funnel Runners might be one of the most genuinely fight or flight inducing games I've played in a minute LMFAO 020