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Fart Shartly

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Duncan/Toot Pootly | RS3 GIM: Thok an Ball Torture | faerinaa ❤️💍 | Historians Co Owner | Videographer/Editor for @colonello.bsky.social | AuDHD! | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 ally | views/posts are my own

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 3h
Flu shots without insurance were gonna be 114 bucks but the big boss pharmacist yelled at me from the back that he has a bunch of free vouchers that are still going through and told the clerks to "use them until they stop working". Genuinely a lifesaver for me Holy shit
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[0011481] Dwarf eats mud left from mud man
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need to buy sketchy chemicals for a 3d printing project and I genuinely don't know the best way to go about doing this without getting put on a list, I just wanna vapor polish polycarbonate 😭
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
okay nevermind, I'm not going back to Runescape, look at this fucking AI slop THE KNIGHT HAS SO MANY FINGERS THIS WENT PUBLIC? THIS WAS SHOWN AT THEIR CONVENTION???
screencap from Runescapes new dragon slayer 2 reveal trailer for runescape 3 showing a fully armoured knight studying a map at a table, their hands are on the table and their left hand (your right) has 6 fingers
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly was a little tough. But figured I'd do one of these Sapphire was one of my first games ever on GBA, RuneScape, W101 and Club Peng solidified my early love of MMOs, TWW was my first Zelda, Reach and Skyrim defined my teen years, and Stardew Valley was/is my LDR game with wifey.
1. Pokemon Sapphire
2. RuneScape 2
3. Wizard101
4. Pokemon Platinum
5. Halo:Reach
6. Stardew Valley
7. Club Penguin
8. Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
9. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
every day for the next six weeks we are going to be treated to a bunch of Republicans going “oh god oh god we’re so fucked” and I think we should all take some time to savor it
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Geneva 🇨🇦 @geneva1111.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Realizing in my late 20s that I'm a real slut for a spicy chicken sandwich.
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pancaek
Two pancakes in a 5 quart pan
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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Encie @encie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
enlightening and grim article from the osrs wiki's director for those interested:
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User:Cook Me Plox/OSRS Wiki and RuneLite are increasingly under strain from low-effort AI development - OSRS Wiki
I spend an unusual amount of time making weird graphs about RuneScape, and this is the single craziest graph I've ever seen.
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think the reason I love Pants' art so much is because it has the exact same energy as Achewood.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pencil on paper. A man in a sweater leans out of his apartment window with his hand on his heart and yells out for everyone to hear, “There’s music in my heart again.” A woman leans out from her window a floor below him and says, “Sing us a song, sweater boy.” Artist’s note: I was emerging from a long stretch of moodiness when I made this one. For a moment, I was sweater boy.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Leaked gameplay of Pikmin 5.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/09/2026
Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium with a speech bubble implying he is saying the quoted post
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Sir Theodore @sirtheodore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me when I'm at the front window waiting for my delivery to show up #Runescape #OSRS
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Henny @hennyg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
MY BOY HIT 200K LAST NIGHT OMGG. Congratulations to you and your team (DUNCY)!! I don’t know anyone more deserving and your hard work/dedication inspires me every day. So proud of you. 🥹💛 @colonello.bsky.social @fartshartly.bsky.social
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Robocop Robopenis.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/09/2026
there have been two uses of ‘Hobocop’ in recent years and both of them are perfect
Reacher from the show Reacher

he is very large Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium

he is a mess
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's Miku's birthday, time to repost this classic.
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Any of my RS3 moots notice that when Zuk charges up his instakill attack during pizza phase he throws it back?
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Be strong enough to be gentle. #petercullen #optimusprime
Erma with Optimus Prime.
Rest In Peace, Peter Cullen.
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Autobots.... roll out. 😭
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That time again! Thok And Ball Torture is BACK, baby! www.youtube.com/watch?v=713V...
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THOK AND BALL TORTURE #37 - Coughing Baby VS TzKal-Zuk (RS3 GIM S2E3)
YouTube video by Fart Shartly
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/04/2026
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
you never expect to live more than a few years past 20 so why would you try and maintain the husk you are trapped in and one day you are in your 30s and finally starting to recognize yourself in the mirror and like what you see and then that lack of maintenance prior bites you in the ass
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
A laundry list of shit we can’t eat, all because bigoted white people voted for a racist president for a third time. bsky.app/profile/kill...
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
16 months ago: Never forget how it started.
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 22/08/2026
The perfect source of cheese does not exi... 👀
Small pixel-art purring maggot with a pale cream shell and orange-brown coiled body, a single purple eye stalk visible.Paragraph describing purring maggots as cavern‑living vermin that yield the only underground milk (dwarven milk), can be trapped with animal traps, are labeled hateable vermin, and cause dwarves who detest them to gain an unhappy thought.

https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Purring_maggot
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Important announcement from Game Freak: The development of Pokémon Winds and Pokémon Waves has been put on an indefinite hiatus following the entire development team falling down a big hole and not knowing how to get out. We hope you understand and purchase Pokémon Leafgreen on the eShop instead.
Important announcement from Game Freak:

The development of Pokémon Winds and Pokémon Waves has been put on an indefinite hiatus following the entire development team falling down a big hole and not knowing how to get out. We hope you understand and purchase Pokémon Leafgreen on the eShop instead.
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hot Honey on a hot dog actually goes kinda hard ngl.
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Describe your music taste with only 3 artists No genres allowed 1. Saitama Saisyu Heiki 2. Low Roar 3. Death Grips
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ordered some new strap-on memory foam pads for my chair's armrests, now maybe I'll finally stop destroying my elbows and giving myself motor nerve damage hehehe.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
cresselia u know what u did
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
??????? what the fuck is happening lmfao Zuk pet before first EZK piece??
[Thok an Ball Torture] News: FARTxSHARTLY has received TzKal-Zuk's armour piece drop at 25 kills!
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Sebastian Fawkes 🎃 @acefawkes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Anyway,
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Love me some grilled chicken titty and asparagussy
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Colonello @ RuneFest @colonello.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
On September 23rd, Mod Ash will be doing a talk in London sharing his highlights from 22 years of working on RuneScape! He'll be covering what went well, what didn't, and how the game is still going after 25 years. Grab tickets using the link below! www.tickettailor.com/events/pints...
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Minecraft Matcha Flavoured has me in an absolute chokehold oml.
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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Funnel Runners might be one of the most genuinely fight or flight inducing games I've played in a minute LMFAO
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