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death metal dad. california farmer. left-handed.

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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
eat shit dodgers
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It was brought to my attention that Meghan Markle did the Key & Peele thing at a public appearance with Harry today
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What a country!
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
suck it chinless
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
michael penis, jr seeing ghosts postgame
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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Best postseason team ERA of this run and best in over a decade but sure, man. Thank god we have such a strong, knowledgeable collection of blog talent who tell the real story.
Braves postseason pitching since 1991
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
feel bad for money mike, ozzie, and the pitching staff. the rest of the offense was atrocious. 18 walks in the series and the braves couldn’t turn a single 1 into a run. fire tim hyers into the sun
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Freddie Freeman seen here celebrating the series win
Natalie Harp smiling with chompers
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ronald Acuña has a .132/.298/.158 line in his last three postseason series.
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Figured out why the vibes are trash
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
barves gonna barve
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
MATTY OOOOOOOOOOMG
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
btw i love fuentes. ppl seem to forget prospects will inevitably struggle. patience
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
are all the dorks who were whining about ritchie and murphy keeping that same energy for fuentes when he gives up game tying homers?? #braves
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the funniest acuña home run just happened @cjzero.bsky.social
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Billy, this is Rover Cleveland. His defect is that he gets distracted by boops on the nose.
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
countdown to another disappointing #braves trade deadline. prove me wrong aa.
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
in a world where jr ritchie has command…
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
saw megadeth last week. it was fun, but dave’s definitely getting old. so much he doesn’t play all his solos anymore which sucks. vocals could’ve been higher too. #metalsky
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Prospects in general are overrated. It isn’t the rest of the leagues fault the Dodgers are willing to trade them.
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
kinda surprised that’s all it took for skubal. eric hartman better be the second coming of bonds.
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
a lil bdsm on the sabbath. #braves
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
it’s lejon brames.
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
was getting nervous argentina devil magic was going to rear its ugly head in the last couple minutes 😮‍💨
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This World Cup Final has it all: An Argentinian with a growth hormone deficiency who bathed his opponent; an international territorial dispute; a fat, geriatric fascist with his little Italian sidekick
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNN!
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
fuck off enzo
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That Fernandez tackle…
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
5 for 5 with 2 bombs, love the drake!
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
yooooo is austin riley back??
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
my buddy was insistent on buying tickets for the odyssey tonight. he bought us 4dx tickets. wish me luck
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
napalm death: tiny desk concert (words i never thought i’d type lol) #metalsky
youtu.be
Napalm Death: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
rest in power dr. alan grant
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
all-star break coming @ a perfect time cause walt and the fellers need a reset. bad.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
youtu.be
Brotha Lynch Hung - Rest In Piss
YouTube video by BrothaLynchHungVEVO
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
really wanted to use this gif for norway. our sweet, norse demigod just ran outta gas.
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Abbath doin a lil hip shimmy.
Alt: Abbath doin a lil hip shimmy.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ok, I'm a fan of Haaland now after that smack he gives the 2nd kid
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
would gracia been there @ 26? under slot early does set up some steals in the next rounds.
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
always boo the commissioner.
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Atlanta Braves @bravesbot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
History made! Matt Olson now holds the Braves franchise record with 741 consecutive games played.
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
street dog with everything no ketchup.
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Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
messi the goat*
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Lionel Messi 😎
Alt: Lionel Messi 😎
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
oh my god it really was a 28-3 moment for the team in red in black in atlanta against the goat
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
walt with a lot of head scratchers last series 🥴
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curtis @farmhouse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
erling haaland looks like a norwegian maui sans tattoos.
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