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Profile Picture based of the brilliant Alex Steacys webcomic Spaceshipping. I'm not a big person on Social Media however i do like to promote wholesome material and things that others might be interested in, spread some of that love around

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 6h
Eat Later - Gator Days
Eat Later - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator dad

Panel 1

Setting - August's home at the front door at 7:32 AM.

August is heading out to work and looks down his phone to check the time.

August (thinking): I'm running late. I'll eat something at the office.

Panel 2

Setting - August's desk at 9:05 AM.

August is already at his desk and working on something. 

August (thinking): Too much to do. I'll eat at lunch.

Panel 3

Setting - August's desk at 11:57 AM

August is still focused on his work but has a lot to do.

August (thinking): Too far behind. I'll skip lunch.

Panel 4

Setting - August's desk at 1:00 PM

August is suddenly exhausted and leans back in his chair.

August (thinking): Why am I always exhausted at this time?
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Jacob Davison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 3h
Lady D from RE8 answering the phone
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 2h
Reality Fracture is out and Kathleen is considering "trying to get good at the format" I'm sure this will go well. twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 5h
TODAY'S COMIC: Crabby
PANEL 1: A red-orange crab stands on sand with a blue sky behind him. Next to him is a paper coffee cup with lid and a brown sleeve.
CRAB: Before Coffee: Crabby.

PANEL 2: The same scene.
CRAB: After coffee: STILL CRABBY.

PANEL 3: The same scene, the crab stares at the viewer.

PANEL 4: The crab turns to the side, thoughtfully.
CRAB: …but better able to articulate why.

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that fucking cat you hate @kaithekat.bsky.social · 22h
Guy about to jump off a bridge: "there is no joy or laughter in my life"
Guy on the bridge: "you should go see the great clown Pagliacci"
Guy about to jump off a bridge: "but I am Pagliacci"
Now both guys are about to jump off the bridge
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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 21h
Cyanide and Happiness comic:
Panel 1: Guy with green shirt stands on the side of a bridge, looking ready to jump. He says "Today's the day"

Panel 2: Guy with orange shirt approaches, says "You're really going to end it all on thanksgiving?"

Panel 3: Green shirt says "No, I'm going to teabag the Snoopy balloon at terminal velocity"

Panel 4: Orange shirt has climbed over the railing to join green shirt, the two of them prepared to make ABC morning news history or die trying
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 21h
Y'know what... Let's play MONSTER TRAIN 2! It's been a long ass while since we've played and as much as I love Slay the Spire, I love it's little brother too. Live now!
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 21h
Cornell. Didn’t. Refund. Her. Tuition. THEY DIDNT EVEN REFUND HER TUITION. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ONE SINGLE BLIP ABOUT TRUST IN HIGHER EDUCATION UNTIL WE TEAR DOWN THE SYSTEM THAT MADE THIS BOTH POSSIBLE AND A COMMON OCCURRENCE.
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 17h
Perfect Plan #MTG
I attack you with all of my creatures.
What? I thought we had a deal!

What deal?
I never said that.
I heard you!
Are you calling me a liar?

Fine! I'm targeting you the rest of the game, liar!

I don't care!
I'll take us both down if I have to!

Those ventriloquist lessons sure paid off.

cardboard-crack.com
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Draw!
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Craigslist, but for bad ideas
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Serge Yager @sergeyager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Minecraft Dungeons II is here!! Very excited to check this out, and explore the new dimension, come say hi twitch.tv/sergeyager
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From Superheroes @fromsuperheroes.com · 29/09/2026
This is character assassination. Via textsfromsuperheroes.com
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 29/09/2026
Today on Good Morning Moonbase: James is away, so you’re stuck with Paul and Kathleen! twitch.tv/loadingready...
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Heather @lunarjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starting up Zelda Minish Cap today! twitch.tv/LunarJade
static.klipy.com
Ezlo Minish Cap: The Legend of Zelda Pixel Art
ALT: Ezlo Minish Cap: The Legend of Zelda Pixel Art
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 29/09/2026
The Benjamins went to play MLP but discovered they had been sent to the glue factory so Ulmer is teaching Wheeler Batomon Showdown. twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
twitch.tv
LoadingReadyRun - Twitch
Join LoadingReadyRun's crew of comedian gamers as we hang out and play games! — LoadingReadyRun streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Erika Cole 🦊☕ @escherichiacole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's (early) stream time! Let's keep working on the Blood Ravens Scouts! twitch.tv/escherichiacole
twitch.tv
EscherichiaCole - Live on Twitch
Painting Blood Ravens Scouts! | Warhammer 40K | Streaming warhammer.
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Strange Scaffold @strangescaffold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something is Wrong With the Library. Our next game, coming soon. 📚 Organize the Alex Dieter Public Library and Center for Reflection 💀 Dead people are stuffed in the walls 😨 It is extremely haunted 🌊 The Drowning Room Wishlist now. store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/
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AL-X (Alex Steacy) @alexsteacy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today's #Wazzocks is on the road Get all the other Wazzocks strips plus other comics and wips at my Patreon! www.patreon.com/alexsteacy/p...
Hotel bed so luxurious
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🏳️‍⚧️ Ruby, Hellhound of Chaos 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ @chaosedh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll get a better picture later, but yeah information appreciated
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Jacob Burgess @jacobburgess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I felt like I was meeting the Pope.
You see me, Jacob Burgess, bowing while shaking the hand of Scrooge McDuck. Slowly. Reverently.You see me, Jacob Burgess, an arm around Scrooge McDuck, his arm around me. We both give the camera a thumbs up. I will never look this happy again, and I am at peace with that.
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Jacob Burgess @jacobburgess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I made this happen. I made this happen with my devotion.
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is fine.
Alarmingly Bac webcomic where a man sees a doctor about his blood pressure
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org · 25/09/2026
Gangnam Hell vs Zippotrix McEdgelord, a battle for the ages: forms.gle/CW8eSVT3UZvZ...
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AL-X (Alex Steacy) @alexsteacy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seph is in the zone on this #Wazzocks Get all the Wazzocks comics, plus early SpaceShipping and membership to the Site D discord, for just $2/month at Patreon. www.patreon.com/alexsteacy/p...
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Commander Sealed @cmdrsealed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This year, Trans Lifeline was able to outraise Trevor Project thanks to almost $45,000 of matching from donors. If you would like to work with us on our 2027 goal of $200,000, lets get started now! Contact us via our website for more information. www.commandersealed.com
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly
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Heather @lunarjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Phoenix Wright TIme! twitch.tv/LunarJade
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 25/09/2026
We've been trying to reach you about your car's Tatsumaki Senpukyaku insurance twitch.tv/loadinreadyrun
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Gino80 Street Fighter Car Bonus Stage
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/09/2026
Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/
 3-panel comic. (1) [Person with shoulder-length hair gestures at diagrams on wall in front of table with three people.] PERSON 1: As the radioactive power source on *Voyager 1* weakens, we’ve been turning instruments off to conserve power. (2) PERSON 1: Only two instruments remain. Do we want to lose the plasma wave subsystem or the magnetometer? (3) PERSON 2 with ponytail: You know, if we just turned off Greg’s LED underlighting– PERSON 4 with short hair: Absolutely not. PERSON 3: Dammit, Greg. PERSON 4: I will *not* allow us to look uncool in front of aliens.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
come see me at New York Comic Con Oct 8-11. i will draw pictures for you and shake your hand. no kissing/eye contact please.
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Liz Shuler @lizshuler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*9 to 5* may have been a comedy, but for so many of us women fighting for respect on the job, it felt all too real. Dolly helped make us laugh at the boss and imagine what we could change together. Happy 9 to 5 Day! We miss you, Dolly.
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tarmogoyf #MTG
Over a decade ago, Pascal Maynard drafted a foil Tarmogoyf over a Burst Lightning in the top 8 of a Grand Prix.

Arguments raged over whether he should've prioritized taking the best card for his deck or the more valuable card

Eventually, the card was sold for thousands, with most of the money going to charity.
So?..

So doesn't anyone want to buy the new foil Tarmogoyf I just opened?
I'll give you $4
$1.50

cardboard-crack.com
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genie-us
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Context
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Once again, for those in the back: I am not to be trusted with genie wishes
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Falling Awake - Gator Days
Falling Awake - Gator Days

Characters 
 
Gustopher - Alligator Boy 
 
Mewbert - Animal - Gustopher's pet cat. 

Transcript 

Panel 1 

Setting - High up in the sky 

Gustopher is high up in the sky among the clouds. He seems to be falling.  His face is looking towards the sky and he has a concerned expression. 

Panel 2 

Gustopher looks down as he continues to fall and opens his mouth wide in horror. 

Panel 3

Setting - Gustopher's bedroom.

Gustopher wakes up suddenly. He's safe in bed with his cat.
 
Gustopher: AH! IT'S JUST A DREAM! Just a dream.
 
Panel 4

Gustopher stares at the ceiling as he contemplates the dream he just had.

Gustopher: I want to go back into it.

Mewbert goes up to Gustopher and says "Mew"
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
humans are chumps
8-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man laughs at a mouse caught in a trap. "Haha, dumb mouse." Panel 2: The mouse, unfazed, next to a block of cheese. "Yes, I do love cheese." Panel 3: "I love cheese so much, I'm prepared to give everything for it." Panel 4: The mouse asks, "Have you ever loved anything that much?" Panel 5: The man stands alone against a dark sky, staring into the void. Panel 6: He sits on the floor, face in hands. "No..." Panel 7: He opens the trap, sobbing, and releases the mouse. Panel 8: The mouse relaxes in a cosy furnished mouse hole with bookshelves, eating cheese. "Haha, humans are chumps."
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Kroox - Home of Bonktober @lekroox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've seen little to no proof that humans are inherently sapient. Um... I mean... Joke! — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why numbers no go up make numbers go up
Alarmingly Bad comic about numbers not going up
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AL-X (Alex Steacy) @alexsteacy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sephy got a natural 1 on #Wazzocks Get all the Wazzocks comics, plus early SpaceShipping and membership to the Site D discord, for just $2/month at Patreon. www.patreon.com/alexsteacy/p...
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Likely going to keep these Canlander themed www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhm_...
youtube.com
Old But Gold | Why You Should Be Playing These Boomer Cards in Canadian Highlander
YouTube video by Benjamin Wheeler
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trying something new, making dedicated content for YouTube. Got to yap about some old school cards you should try out for Canadian Highlander.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TODAY'S COMIC: Ghosts' Clothes www.sheldoncomics.com/comic/ghosts...
PANEL 1: SHELDON, a ten year old boy with large glasses, walks along a sidewalk next to ARTHUR, a yellow duck. Behind them is a grassy lawn with a brown fence and bushes behind it.
SHELDON: Do ghosts haunt the afterlife in the clothes they were buried in?
ARTHUR: No, it’s what they DIED in. THAT’S JUST SCIENCE.

PANEL 2: A yellow narration box with ARTHUR’s head floats above the panel.
NARRATION: …So you’ll have ghosts stuck forever in a mascot costume.
DESCRIPTION: A ghostly person in a white chicken costume floats ethereally. Their head pokes out from the beak of the chicken costume.
MASCOT: To be fair: I never saw the linebacker coming.

PANEL 2: A person with curly brown hair has their arms above their head, stuck getting a white shirt on. They are also semi-transparent.
NARRATION: Or a ghost who tripped while changing shirts.
PERSON: I’LL tell you why things go bump in the night!

PANEL 3: From behind, a naked man stands, looking down, shocked. He fades towards the bottom of him, as he is a ghost.
NARRATION: Or a dude who slipped in the shower.
MAN: Great. Now I’m forever haunting with my bingles and my bangles.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MS Paint bunny has something to say
white bunny, red eyes, drawn in MS paint. "NO Ai or i BiTE" bite looks to be in a puddle of red liquid matching the eye colour.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
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Heather @lunarjade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey the Archipelago subathon vod is online now! I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some of you waiting for this one in particular. youtu.be/XmxGWtSOZpE
youtu.be
Archipelago Multiworld Randomizer || LRR2026 Sub-A-Thon
YouTube video by LRR Streams
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キャプテン・ Hārokku @harlockmaiden.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Heya! I'm feeling better, less stressed and making excellent progress with work but it's not over yet, I need your help to get out of this hole, your donations are making all the difference. Thank you sincerely! (links to donate here 🔽 ) harlockmaiden.carrd.co
Art made by my friend Alex (@Smutastrophe2)
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Birthday #MTG
I was going to get you a gift for your birthday.

Then I realized that the best gift you could have is to see me happy.

So I bought myself all these
Magic cards.

Happy birthday!

cardboard-crack.com
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