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Putting up meaningless stats in garbage time Software Developer | Recovering Attorney Philadelphia he/him

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Shamit Dua @fearthebrown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You ever look at a team's depth chart and struggle contextualize how deep a team truly is relative to the league? Well I built a tool that helps with that. Introducing Team Depth Ladders. intheno.net/team-depth-l...
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Team Depth Ladders
A depth chart where depth means something. Players are placed on a seven-tier ladder based on their production, revealing the quality and depth at each position.
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Part of this belief is founded on Peter Baker’s own self analysis that the act of voting would tax his mind so substantially that he would be unable to do his job.
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lots of people accuse The New York Times being in the tank for Trump, but I take them at their word and that they are doing their best and their political reporters are simply the dumbest, most vapid and facile people alive.
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TFW when the beat can no longer be sweetened
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[reading A Modest Proposal and pumping my fist] “This guy gets it”
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vault-tec ass country
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello Michael Tracey, I hope you’re having fun name searching yourself!
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a reasonable centrist I’d describe myself as more of an anti-anti-warmist
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The tool prevents AI agents from acting until they can confirm that at least one person in the world thinks that jacket makes Jensen Huang look cool
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow, can't believe this is the same outlet that published multiple pissy stories whining about how the mayor is communicating with people other than them
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Excuse me sir, but I am the gatekeeper and you WILL be using my gate
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Probably a tactical error for Trump to challenge the press on the one issue they care about: being special boys who get to stand near the president
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nerds double down on their computer powered pervert glasses is the B plot of an 80s coming-of-age movie
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2000 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyy”
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If the wheels really do come off thin November we’ll see a lot more of this Mad King shit trickle out. Treat each one as the journalistic equivalent of slapping an “I bought this before Elon went Crazy” sticker on a 2023 Tesla
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Always a shame when people move to a city after I did, on the last possible day you could move here and still be cool
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing to remember about Bari Weiss is that she is very stupid and this makes her bad at most jobs and things, but good at one thing in particular: believing things that rich idiots believe and making them feel smart
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I simply cannot imagine what it's like to be as big of a piss baby loser as our President.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026
So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity."
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It feels like only yesterday that Zohran Mamdani was poking at still fresh wounds by hypothetically attending and/or not attending certain 9/11 ceremonies
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People like to shit on the New York Times, but I challenge you to find another nepo-baby-run video game company providing better quality reporting
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's already been 24 years and 364 days since the FBI called my dorm room looking for the head of our Muslim student group because "uh, we heard he received, uh, death threats"
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The median political reporter has exactly this level of policy expertise and this is one of the reasons they like Trump
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember when the tech press was convinced that people would love Apple Vision Pro? lol
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If Steve Jobs was wrong about two things in life they were “How many buttons do people want their phones to have?” and “Does fruit juice cure cancer?”
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When a tech guy says some dumb shit, you, a normal human being, are under no obligation to be as vapid and credulous as every tech reporter.
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Joke’s on them because there is a 100% chance I’ll be living on the space hotel within the next 100 days. Good luck with the AI apocalypse Earth losers!
New York Post headline promising a space hotel will open by 2027
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whether it’s Donald Trump making up self aggrandizing lies about 9/11 or Zohran Mamdani making transphobes uncomfortable, both sides…
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Zelda OoT remake is a good reminder that “Innovative and ahead of its time” does not equal “Will remain excellent forever”
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BREAKING! MUST CREDIT NEW YORK TIMES: Mayor Mamdani's failure to treat us like special birthday boys raises questions
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Elizabeth Crowder @thelizcrowder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the first thing I’ve submitted/had published since my son was born almost four years ago and it’s making me borderline emotional. Happy to be back at it again and grateful to @brettpribble.bsky.social for giving this piece a good home ❤️
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Weird that these officials were unwilling to put their names to this extremely true good news!
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ACAB includes Canute
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I truly cannot being this big of a loser
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Always ready with a choyce food pun
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wow, Zachary B. Wolf sounds like he’s dumb as shit
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Guy who confuses quinoa and Q anon
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Justin Keverne @gtelephant.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
These are the folks telling you “AI is inevitable”.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
good to see that the house-flipping craze of the 00s and 10s has now taken over the nba
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Every team's away jersey is just gray wainscotting now
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Friends from South Carolina, is she right? Are you all dumbasses?
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
People are saying Eric Lipton is an easily manipulated simpleton, but consider this: I am too
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
An important corollary to @mtsw.bsky.social 's the media like Trump and want to help him theory is that some of them are simply stupid enough to believe they are actually doing a good job
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Fanshawe @fanshawe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Men will live in a society that stigmatizes and erects financial barriers around mental health care instead of going to therapy
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