Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 13/02/2025If fruit leather and beef jerky angry fucked in a tanning bed RFk Jr. Would be the end result. He looks like George Hamilton's dehydrated ballsack post-stroke. He looks like children put a magic hat on a cancerous skin lesion, and it kinda came to life but not the whole way. 4475 47
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 07/02/2025You can even fight fascism by not opening a door 🙂 031 3
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 31/01/2025So… pretty much everything we buy is going to become more expensive. Thanks, fellow Americans for electing a sack of shit President. 000 0
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 31/01/2025If Trumps trying to kill as many Americans as he did during COVID, he’s off to a strung start. 000 0
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I’ve been alone in empty schools, forrests, and churches. Why is it churches are always the creepiest? 000 0
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonCarolyn Bennett Glauda @notoriouscbg.bsky.social · 17/01/2025This article has solid, actionable tips for minimizing the damage caused by social media collecting our personal data - without having to delete profiles or burn it all down. 5739582358 4K
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonAlex Austin @crypticsea.bsky.social · 11/12/2024really sad that CEOs now have to live in fear of gun violence like some third-grader in a public school 01956568 2K
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonHell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 09/12/2024As NYPD officials boasted of the resources expended finding the killer of a corporate CEO, another sidewalk murder the same week, of a migrant teen, has not received the same treatment. hellgatenyc.com/two-manhatta...hellgatenyc.comTwo Very Different Manhattan Murder InvestigationsThe NYPD spent countless hours and resources searching for a CEO’s killer, but has made little evident progress on the fatal stabbing of a migrant teen. 173104014001 10.4K
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonRed Easter Rabbit @therabbitkyle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I love Mad Magazine 167311856923 31.2K
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Are conspiracy theories just true crime for boys? 000 0
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake Guttormssonc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 09/12/2023Let's talk about Ernest Everett Just, a cell biologist who unraveled the mysteries of fertilization in spite of the obstacles he faced as an African-American. Just's story weaves together good, rigorous science with racism & tragedy. He was born in 1883 in seaside Charleston, South Carolina. 6397186 397
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Where do the manes grow on lion-centaurs? 000 0
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/11/2023hey guys check this out 33800125 800
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonRed Lori Bright Eyes A Fucking Bitch @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social · 26/10/2023people getting too comfortable thinking us married folks are all cool with the anti-LGBTQIA shit Just because I'm married to a person of my opposite gender doesn't mean I'm not LGBTQIA & it SURE AS FUCK doesn't mean that I'm ok with YOUR anti-LGBTQIA bullshit either Quit your racism too, FFS 0177 17
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 25/10/2023“Condemn murder. Condemn violence, imprisonment.” “But if your shock and distress comes only at the sight of certain brutalized bodies?” “Then it is worth asking yourself which brutalization is acceptable to you, even quietly, even subconsciously, and which is not.”nytimes.comOpinion | The Palestine Double StandardThe task of the Palestinian is to audition for empathy and compassion. To prove that we deserve it. 000 0
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonJaime Crespo @jynus.com · 23/10/2023Hi, I'm Jaime and I've been working for 8 years for the Wikimedia Foundation. The following are personal views and do not represent in any way the position of the Foundation (I don't and cannot speak on behalf of it). However, you may have seen this question by Mr. Musk and I wanted to respond A 🧵: 6732731687 3.3K
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 22/10/2023“5 bucks? Where’d you 5 bucks, I want 5 bucks” “My cat’s breath smells like cat food” “No need to cooke them, they will plump in my stomach” 010 1
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonTimothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 19/10/2023That dude who got jerked off on his first date with Boebert should be speaker of the house. 38415 84
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 19/10/2023This is maybe the most important thing I’ve learned - or unlearned- this week. Feudalism was never a thing. 0154 15
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonStraight Edge of Hormuz @banjeaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2023The jerk store called. I got the job! 212004306 2K
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 17/10/2023Drawtober Day 17: Woods Bad ending. 216543 165
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 15/10/2023This is my skeeting uniform. What’s yours? 000 0
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonLeonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 14/10/2023Arizona secretary killed in California in stabbing in vicinity of shower 1193 19
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 13/10/2023Messing a round with Copper leaf. Made some mistakes, but the results are pretty sharp. 200 2
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake Guttormsson🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 05/10/2023if this makes AI people mad it's not because of the message it's because I had an idea and drew it 7884762833 8.5K
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 13/10/2023It’s like an Uroboros, but it satirizes itself. 000 0
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/10/2023I walked by a monument to COVID health care workers on the Hudson River a few weeks ago and realized, "wow, a million people died and nobody even stopped to mourn it." It was the first time I saw any monument to COVID deaths because we've politicized a million dead people. It's been 3+ years. 572048500 2K
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 13/10/2023super sad about working all the time and just want to spend this short desperate life with my loved ones tbh 0273 27
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 12/10/2023that scene in addams family values when gomez comes out of the delivery room and the family asks 'is it a boy or a girl?' and gomez says 'ITS AN ADDAMS' is pretty dang progressive when you think about it that was 1993 and gomez is already schooling everyone on gender 141721442 1.7K
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake Guttormssonmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/10/2023an eye opening thing to learn was that the reason golden era simpsons is so packed with songs is apparently because the writers earned little-to-no residuals from the actual episodes, but *did* get sizable residuals from ASCAP for any songs in episodes that they had a songwriting credit on. 271572450 1.6K
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonBex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 08/10/2023I think one of the worst quirks of online spaces is the idea that if someone doesn't post about something, they don't care about it. It encourages performative posting often makes things worse. I care a lot. I just don't want to add another poorly-informed voice. I'm reading & thinking. 8974142085 7.4K
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonJack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 07/10/2023*extremely* telling that the NYT frames a family leaving a state because their trans son literally could not get the medical care he needed as a "politically motivated move" and an abstract "issue" rather than one connected to their child's intrinsic humanity www.nytimes.com/2023/10/07/u... 6340211275 4K
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonKLo @klogoldman.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Trump actually posted a court clerk's IG yesterday during the civil trial and had to be called into chambers and made to delete it. Of course the clerk is a woman. The people who work in the courts don't deserve this and somebody needs to stop this madman before he gets someone killed. 0226 22
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 04/10/20231351: “Because a great part of the people and especially of the, workmen and servants has now died in that pestilence, some, seeing the straights of the masters and the scarcity of servants, are not willing to serve unless they receive excessive wages…” 311546 115
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 03/10/2023My biggest skeet so far is a LOTR stoner meme I found on Instagram. 😘 000 0
(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 03/10/2023I posted a slightly less worked pic of this fecker a few weeks ago. I’ve been working on him since maybe pre-pandemic? It’s maybe my 4th rooster, although the older ones were based on balloon shapes. This has a lot of sculpting. 300 3
Reposted by (The Work of) Jake GuttormssonWolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 01/10/2023A lot of people don't realize that during the three seasons of the original Star Trek series, William Shatner is wearing a repainted Michael Myers mask 15512 55