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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson

@fangcreek.bsky.social
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Worker of paper mache/horrible musician. Married to a banjo playing interior designer. Father to a couple of snarky teens and a puppy.

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If fruit leather and beef jerky angry fucked in a tanning bed RFk Jr. Would be the end result. He looks like George Hamilton's dehydrated ballsack post-stroke. He looks like children put a magic hat on a cancerous skin lesion, and it kinda came to life but not the whole way.
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You can even fight fascism by not opening a door 🙂
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Talladega Buttholes
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
So… pretty much everything we buy is going to become more expensive. Thanks, fellow Americans for electing a sack of shit President.
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
If Trumps trying to kill as many Americans as he did during COVID, he’s off to a strung start.
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’ve been alone in empty schools, forrests, and churches. Why is it churches are always the creepiest?
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Carolyn Bennett Glauda @notoriouscbg.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This article has solid, actionable tips for minimizing the damage caused by social media collecting our personal data - without having to delete profiles or burn it all down.
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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Alex Austin @crypticsea.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
really sad that CEOs now have to live in fear of gun violence like some third-grader in a public school
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 09/12/2024
As NYPD officials boasted of the resources expended finding the killer of a corporate CEO, another sidewalk murder the same week, of a migrant teen, has not received the same treatment. hellgatenyc.com/two-manhatta...
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Two Very Different Manhattan Murder Investigations
The NYPD spent countless hours and resources searching for a CEO’s killer, but has made little evident progress on the fatal stabbing of a migrant teen.
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Red Easter Rabbit @therabbitkyle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I love Mad Magazine
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Are conspiracy theories just true crime for boys?
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Let's talk about Ernest Everett Just, a cell biologist who unraveled the mysteries of fertilization in spite of the obstacles he faced as an African-American. Just's story weaves together good, rigorous science with racism & tragedy. He was born in 1883 in seaside Charleston, South Carolina.
A scientist studies a research rig.  He is pensive and contemplative, with his chin on his fist, observing.

He's a handsome young man wearing a suit and tie, with closely cropped hair.
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Handy Grunge Professor
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Where do the manes grow on lion-centaurs?
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/11/2023
hey guys check this out
an mspaint recreation of the memorable quote and scene from the DC comics december 1986 issue of comic "watchmen" entitled "chapter IV: watchmaker" of doctor manhattan sitting on a rock on mars reflecting on his life on earth. this quote has been edited to say "i am tired of posts. these posters. i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives." in the upper middle of the scene. the scene depicted has a very muscular pale blue man sitting on a rock on the barren wasteland of mars. the man of course has a clock for a face because of course he does. despite his face being nothing but a clock, he looks profoundly exhausted. the surface of mars is mostly pink with shades of purple for some of the craters, rocks, and distance mountains, including the rock he is sitting on. the vast emptiness of space behind him is dotted with many distant white stars. the endless posts exhaust his soul quite deeply. i considered having it say that he is tired of discourse instead of posts but w/e.
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Red Lori Bright Eyes A Fucking Bitch @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
people getting too comfortable thinking us married folks are all cool with the anti-LGBTQIA shit Just because I'm married to a person of my opposite gender doesn't mean I'm not LGBTQIA & it SURE AS FUCK doesn't mean that I'm ok with YOUR anti-LGBTQIA bullshit either Quit your racism too, FFS
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
“Condemn murder. Condemn violence, imprisonment.” “But if your shock and distress comes only at the sight of certain brutalized bodies?” “Then it is worth asking yourself which brutalization is acceptable to you, even quietly, even subconsciously, and which is not.”
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Opinion | The Palestine Double Standard
The task of the Palestinian is to audition for empathy and compassion. To prove that we deserve it.
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
I’m in Paris!
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Jaime Crespo @jynus.com · 23/10/2023
Hi, I'm Jaime and I've been working for 8 years for the Wikimedia Foundation. The following are personal views and do not represent in any way the position of the Foundation (I don't and cannot speak on behalf of it). However, you may have seen this question by Mr. Musk and I wanted to respond A 🧵:
Elon Musk answers to the Foundation Drive "Wikipedia is not for sale" asking "Have you ever wondered why the Wikimedia Foundation wants so much money? [...] So, what's the money for?"
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
“5 bucks? Where’d you 5 bucks, I want 5 bucks” “My cat’s breath smells like cat food” “No need to cooke them, they will plump in my stomach”
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Art vs Artist
A paper mache sculpture of a Half Deer, Half Monkey, Half SnakeThe Work of Jake Guttormsson in progress
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
That dude who got jerked off on his first date with Boebert should be speaker of the house.
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
This is maybe the most important thing I’ve learned - or unlearned- this week. Feudalism was never a thing.
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Hüsker Dü-n’t
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Straight Edge of Hormuz @banjeaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
The jerk store called. I got the job!
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Drawtober Day 17: Woods Bad ending.
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
This is my skeeting uniform. What’s yours?
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Arizona secretary killed in California in stabbing in vicinity of shower
Reuters headline reading "Reuters journalist killed in Lebanon in missile fire from direction of Israel"
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Messing a round with Copper leaf. Made some mistakes, but the results are pretty sharp.
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
if this makes AI people mad it's not because of the message it's because I had an idea and drew it
An illustration of a handshake between a human and a fucked up AI monstrosity with the caption " you want us to respect art that wasn't worth the effort to draw?"
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
It’s like an Uroboros, but it satirizes itself.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
I walked by a monument to COVID health care workers on the Hudson River a few weeks ago and realized, "wow, a million people died and nobody even stopped to mourn it." It was the first time I saw any monument to COVID deaths because we've politicized a million dead people. It's been 3+ years.
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
super sad about working all the time and just want to spend this short desperate life with my loved ones tbh
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
that scene in addams family values when gomez comes out of the delivery room and the family asks 'is it a boy or a girl?' and gomez says 'ITS AN ADDAMS' is pretty dang progressive when you think about it that was 1993 and gomez is already schooling everyone on gender
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
an eye opening thing to learn was that the reason golden era simpsons is so packed with songs is apparently because the writers earned little-to-no residuals from the actual episodes, but *did* get sizable residuals from ASCAP for any songs in episodes that they had a songwriting credit on.
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
I think one of the worst quirks of online spaces is the idea that if someone doesn't post about something, they don't care about it. It encourages performative posting often makes things worse. I care a lot. I just don't want to add another poorly-informed voice. I'm reading & thinking.
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
*extremely* telling that the NYT frames a family leaving a state because their trans son literally could not get the medical care he needed as a "politically motivated move" and an abstract "issue" rather than one connected to their child's intrinsic humanity www.nytimes.com/2023/10/07/u...
NYT screenshot: 
One day earlier, in a neighboring state, another couple making a politically motivated move had a different flag on display — a Pride flag on a T-shirt.

Jennie and Jeff Noble were packing their possessions into a 26-foot U-Haul truck in suburban Iowa. Ms. Noble, 37, who was wearing the Pride T-shirt, and her husband were leaving Iowa for Minnesota.

Their only child, Julien, came out as transgender at age 11. Now 16, Julien uses prescription testosterone. After Iowa banned gender-affirming medical care for minors, criminalizing their son’s treatments, the Nobles — lifelong Iowans — concluded they had to get out.The Huckins family and the Noble family have not met, yet their journeys — from blue Oregon to red Missouri, and from red Iowa to blue Minnesota — mirror each other, unfolding only five weeks apart this spring. One family relocated because of a single issue — restrictions on transgender rights — while the other believed a broad swath of progressive policies had degraded their quality of life. But both families used strikingly similar language to describe their main concern: the need for personal safety.
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KLo @klogoldman.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Trump actually posted a court clerk's IG yesterday during the civil trial and had to be called into chambers and made to delete it. Of course the clerk is a woman. The people who work in the courts don't deserve this and somebody needs to stop this madman before he gets someone killed.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
1351: “Because a great part of the people and especially of the, workmen and servants has now died in that pestilence, some, seeing the straights of the masters and the scarcity of servants, are not willing to serve unless they receive excessive wages…”
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
My biggest skeet so far is a LOTR stoner meme I found on Instagram. 😘
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(The Work of) Jake Guttormsson @fangcreek.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
I posted a slightly less worked pic of this fecker a few weeks ago. I’ve been working on him since maybe pre-pandemic? It’s maybe my 4th rooster, although the older ones were based on balloon shapes. This has a lot of sculpting.
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
A lot of people don't realize that during the three seasons of the original Star Trek series, William Shatner is wearing a repainted Michael Myers mask
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