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Artem Zakharchenko @kettanaito.com · 02/10/2026
With MSW 3.0 released this week, I want to try something new to make the project financially sustainable. I wrote an open letter about the project, its history, and impact on the ecosystem. I ask for five minutes of your time to read it. Thank you. mswjs.io/sponsor
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Yusuke Endoh @mametter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I made a 51-language multi-quine: 51 quines, each in a different language, every one able to print all the others. Its name is Quine Clique. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f2w...
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Quine Clique: 51 programs in 51 languages that all print each other
YouTube video by Yusuke Endoh
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
data center developers fucked up by trying to tell Americans that data centers generate tax revenue for local governments instead of telling them that the subsonic noise pollution from data centers creates a shield that blocks chemtrails
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Eric Neustadter (e) @thevowel.com · 12/08/2026
This is one of my favorite kinds of blog - the extended hunt for a rare bug! tailscale.com/blog/sqlite-...
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How Tailscale helped find the SQLite WAL-Reset bug
Tailscale and SQLite developers traced maddening corruption incidents to find the WAL-Reset data race, then uncovered a second stale expression index bug.
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Yusuke Endoh @mametter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I wrote a quine in Piet! Piet is an esolang where a program is an image. This GIF is the program, and running it prints this exact GIF, byte for byte. dev.to/mame/a-quine...
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illia 🇺🇦 @falsefalse.furman.im · 26/04/2026
@metanetsoftware.com i got one more question about the leaderboards – what’s up with always being last in your bracket? times after are always much lower, definitely something is going on 🤔
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illia 🇺🇦 @falsefalse.furman.im · 05/04/2026
@metanetsoftware.com looks like your stats server dns record has expired, game gets redirected to what seems to be a parked domain leaderboards are very much down 😔
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aspirationalbob.bsky.social @aspirationalbob.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
One of the amusements of this time of year is watching the Americans immediately returning to work and instantly dissolving into a fit of rage whilst we all wander around in a sort of cheese based calenderless fugue
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rob pike @robpike.io · 25/12/2025
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)

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gabriele renzi @riffraff.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/12/2025
today I discovered that the famous Amazon review of "A New Kind of Science" by Stephen Wolfram is no longer visible on the website. Luckily for us, it's on the internet archive web.archive.org/web/20090316203517/…
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Dominik 🔮 @tkdodo.eu · 20/11/2025
Path matching in a router? How hard can it be 🤷‍♂️. Hard to do correctly. Very hard to do fast on top of that. This is a great blog post about the recent core refactoring done in @tanstack.com router 🔥
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How we accidentally made route matching more performant by aiming for correctness | TanStack Blog
We achieved a 20,000× performance improvement in route matching in TanStack Router. Let's be honest, this is definitely cherry-picked, but the number is real and comes from a real production applicati...
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
wake up grandpa. there's no such thing as "blue sky". you've been posting to live journal all along
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 30/09/2025
Nobody asked for it. We did it anyway. If you ever used Winamp during the later years, it had an awesome, awesome visualizer called Milkdrop. The Webamp people implemented a workalike called Butterchurn. Internet Archive now supports Webamp and Butterchurn. Just click on the llama!
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Demian Ferreiro @epidemian.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
my stupid URL snake game got to the HN front page after 10 years of its creation LOL news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4540...
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Play snake in the URL address bar | Hacker News
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André Arko @indirect.io · 25/09/2025
Bundler belongs to the Ruby community andre.arko.net/2025/09/25/b...
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Bundler belongs to the Ruby community
I’ve spent 15 years of my life working on Bundler. When I introduce myself, people say “oh, the Bundler guy?”, and I am forced to agree. I didn’t come up with the original idea for Bundler (that was Y...
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Militant Nerd @militantnerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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apenwarr @apenwarr.ca · 19/09/2025
Out for Delivery vs Out for Deliverance
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Ricky @ricky.fm · 16/09/2025
React is kinda at a point where it’s competing with itself. You can build a good app using React patterns from 2016 without fiber. Or you can build a great app using patterns from 2025. Most who are not using a framework are still doing 2016.
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
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Sam Stokes @samstokes.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2025
I was today years old when I learned that emoji aren't called that because they convey emotions, it's because they are pictures. "Picture" in Japanese is "e" (as in the ukiyo-e art style). The Japanese word is 絵文字 (e-mo-ji) and the kanji mean "picture writing letter".
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 08/07/2024
(millennial James Brown) I feel bad
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Kit Oliynyk 🇺🇦 @ook.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
Про наш проект відбудови школи №48 на Миколаєвському міському ТВ: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuk...
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🎥 Доля ЗРУЙНОВАНОЇ школи | СБУ завадила ТЕРАКТАМ росіян | Миколаївська ХУДОЖНЯ ШКОЛА святкує ЮВІЛЕЙ
Обстріли Миколаївщини минулої доби, Миколаївська гімназія №48 має шанс на «друге життя», в центрі Миколаєва відбулася чергова акція «Полон вбиває», СБУ знешкодила ворожих агентів, які планували серію терактів, Олександр Сєнкевич скликав термінову сесію міськради, Віталій Кім закликав запровадити посаду «ветеранського омбудсмена», Миколаївська дитяча художня школа відзначила свій ювілей, а також інші важливі події Миколаєва та області від 13 травня. 0:00 І ❗️ ГОЛОВНІ ТЕМИ 0:37 І 💥 Окупанти з АРТИЛЕРІЇ обстріляли ДВІ ГРОМАДИ на Миколаївщині 1:08 І 💣 Онук з дідусем ПІДІРВАЛИСЯ на МІНІ: що з ними? 2:11 І 🚔 СБУ запобігла ЧОТИРЬОМ ТЕРАКТАМ у Києві 2:59 І 🕊 ПОЛОН ВБИВАЄ: в Миколаєві пройшла акція родин військовополонених 3:31 І 💧 Забезпечення ПИТНОЮ ВОДОЮ: на позачерговій сесії ДЕПУТАТИ УХВАЛИЛИ необхідні ЗМІНИ 6:56 І Підпишись 😉 7:13 І 🗣 ВІТАЛІЙ КІМ закликав створити посаду ВЕТЕРАНСЬКОГО ОМБУДСМЕНА 8:00 І 🏫 ГІМНАЗІЮ №48 Миколаєва хочуть ВІДНОВИТИ: допоможуть БЛАГОДІЙНИКИ з США 12:48 І 🪖 СИРСЬКИЙ подарував ГОДИННИК воїну з Миколаївщини 13:26 І 👩🏼‍🎨 Миколаївська дитяча ХУДОЖНЯ ШКОЛА відзначила 50-РІЧЧЯ 16:47 І Погода 🌦 Підпишись на наш канал 🔔: https://www.youtube.com/user/TPKMAPT/ Наш сайт: https://trkmart.tv/ Telegram: https://t.me/trkmart Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trkMART Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trk.mart/
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✧˖°пегас має збір⋆°.✧ @anapegasus.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
#UkrainianView 🎥 20 DAYS IN MARIUPOL wins the Oscar for Best Documentary at the 2024 Academy Awards. Read the director's speech.
20 DAYS IN MARIUPOL directed by Mstyslav Chernov wins the Oscar for Best Documentary at the 2024 Academy Awards."I'm honored but I wish I’d never made this film. I wish to be able to exchange this for Russia never attacking Ukraine, never occupying our cities, never killing tens of thousands of my fellow Ukrainians. I wish for Russians to release all the hostages, all the soldiers and civilians who are now in their jails. But I can't change the history. I can't change the past. But we all together, we can make sure that the history record is set straight and that the truth will prevail, and that the people of Mariupol  and those who given their lives will never be forgotten. Because cinema forms memories and history,” said the film's director, Mstyslav Chernov.
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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Trent Reznor? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on Ron Zertnert.
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
4/6 The publisher was furious. I was ready. "Maybe I'll just cancel the issue. You'll get nothing" "Then you didn't intend to ever pay me anyhow. I'll use them as samples to get work from someone honest" "This is very unprofessional of you." "A professional is someone who gets paid for their work."
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 19/02/2024
once again it’s time to revisit the one moment we could’ve all come to our senses and collectively decided “I’m not ready for the internet”
iBook showing a dialog with the text

Are you sure?
It's simple and fun. You'll get your own e-mail address and software to keep in touch with family and friends. Explore the World Wide Web. Shop online.
Isn't getting on the Internet why you bought your iBook in the first place?
Take me to the Internet.
Tell me more about the Internet.
I'm not ready for the Internet.

The last item is selected
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
welcome to bluesky! ⛅ i see a lot of new users have migrated to our little haven we call home. we do things a little differently than the bird site 🐤 so let me show you the ropes 😊 you can send death threats on here 💀 we threaten people with hammers 🔨 kill maim destroy 😈
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illia 🇺🇦 @falsefalse.furman.im · 01/07/2023
mfw rate limited
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
about a week ago i saw someone use the phrase "whoa is me" as an unintentional replacement for "woe is me" and it's incredible. i'm "whoa is me" about "whoa is me"
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illia 🇺🇦 @falsefalse.furman.im · 18/06/2023
What I like with coverage games is this feeling you get when three “impossible to cover” branches become two, and then you realize you’ve actually missed two legit albeit rare test cases 😊
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illia 🇺🇦 @falsefalse.furman.im · 25/05/2023
If there was a link in bio my Yet Another Flag chrome/firefox extension would go there ^_^ Got pixel perfect flags, local IPs, min perms. Very simple, carries old flagfox vibe, I hope chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/y…
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Yet Another Flags
Shows country flag for the website near the location bar.
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illia 🇺🇦 @falsefalse.furman.im · 25/05/2023
давайте дружить всі хто бухають курять ґанджу і ненавидять русню 💜
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illia 🇺🇦 @falsefalse.furman.im · 25/05/2023
sup
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