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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 3h

Me: "Spoon's haunted" Wife: "What?" Me: (loading a pistol and going back into the kitchen) "Spoon's haunted"

Headline stating "I boiled my wooden spoons - and what emerged from them will haunt me for ever" byline: Adrian Chiles

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My top 10 that didn't make the list. These are all better than many in the top 50.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Naming deadly hurricanes "Nolo" and "Polo" sounds like people are about to be murdered by a pair of animated Disney hedgehogs.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 24/09/2026

@eggerdc.bsky.social reacts after Trump visibly flinched during a military flyover welcoming Xi Jinping to Washington while the Chinese leader barely reacted. "Xi was barely off that plane before we all got a good look at who the actual alpha is in that particular relationship."

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The last thing you see before you wake up without your kidney.

Photo of Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry hovering over you like a couple of freaks from an A24 horror movie.

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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 24/07/2026

That we get Relatable Villain Balrog but not Wheel of Time Season 4 is the worst thing Jeff Bezos has done since returning Katy Perry from space.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Brendan Fraser did not spend 3 months in a giant fat suit for this.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This is the funniest list of all time.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

For those of you keeping track, we are at the "radioactive fire tornado" stage of the pre-apocalypse.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If the message from some of you here is "it's okay to drink ammonia because it isn't bleach," be ready for the possibility that - given that choice - people will choose bleach. My dude - there are plenty of other choices you can make!

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The finally got him. The fucking Tooth Fairy is next.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

When someone cuts the nose off of the camembert.

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 15/06/2026

If you talk about Michelle Obama today, please make it about this video

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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

“We’re not here for trouble… we’re just here to see our family members.” Outside Delaney Hall ICE prison in Newark on Day 4 of the hunger strike, a 10-year-old whose father is detained inside confronts masked guards, asking why they won’t show their faces. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I wish I could quote this a thousand times.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

When you're in the photo booth and the camera goes off before you can quiet your inner demons.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Store it in the Mar-a-Lago kitchen, please.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

"Tanguy Destable" sounds like a JK Rowling villain who comes from Hawaii and wants to subvert the world of magic.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

He looks like he has a particular set of skills.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

men are so stupid bc "entire team of women plus their one special little guy" is a top tier coworker situation to be in

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Get ready to have an anti-Pope installed in Florida. Palais des papes of Palm Beach anyone?

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Oh my sweet summer child. There is more in the Jewish universe than is dreamt of in Debra Messing's Instagram posts.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

It sounds like you might need to learn the difference between anti-Zionist and anti-Semitic.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

As a Jewish person myself, you don't know what you're talking about and should stfu.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Wait until you hear about JR Smith and Delonte West.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

This is the Mouth of Sauron and should be put back in the ground immediately.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

The Rise of Skywalker. Abrams took a great setup from TLJ and destroyed everything interesting about the franchise for re-hashed fan service.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 18/02/2026

here you go

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Bill Simmons after that 30 minute drive to Malibu.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/02/2026

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I'm no expert, but setting people on fire seems like a risky training strategy.

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

When faced with my demons I clothe them and feed them

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Fallingdownblue @fallingdownblue.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Clinton (1992): "When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and I didn't try it again." RFK Jr. (2026): "'I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.'"

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