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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 27/09/2026
when the "paranoia" was correct
mads smoking a cig in side profile
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 27/09/2026
jokes on me i got it from this guy
Sprout, the tiny green statue next to the Jolly Green Giant in Blue Earth Minnesota. there is snow on the ground and the sun is low casting long shadows.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 26/09/2026
heh
Nick wearing a black hoodie with the splunk> .conf26 logoNick with the hoodie open to show the butlerian jihad now shirt design by @bumlung
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 19/09/2026
happy batman day i got you this
a black T-shirt that says super-man in a spider-man like font with batman crouching on top of the words
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 11/09/2026
if you want to know how bad this AI bullshit is getting: today a man who worked for a nearby school was given bail conditions that explicitly prohibits him from using AI to produce CSAM, but only if he posts the lower bond.
screenshot from a public court record of bail conditions
Count Degree M.S. Statute Offense
1 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
2 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
3 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
4 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
5 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
6 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
IT IS ORDERED THE DEFENDANT SHALL BE RELEASED UPON THE FOLLOWING: 
Condition Comment Amount
Post Bail or Bond with Conditions 100,000.00
Post Bail or Bond with No 
Conditions 
500,000.00
Conditions, other **No access or use of any 
generative AIapplications, 
programs, websites, or any 
platform capable of 
generative AI.** 
**Do not go within 100 yards 
of any school, daycare or 
park.** 
Make all future court appearances
Remain law-abiding
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 10/09/2026
nick how's work going?
screencap from a terminator movie with a man laying on the ground pointing a gun up at a robot
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 25/08/2026
you don't need a southern oracle from the neverending story you have a southern oracle from the neverending story at home
two fluffy long haired black cats (well one is partially shorn) sitting as if guarding a passage in the corner of a halway
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 22/08/2026
any day now
black and white image of a computer and monitor next to a keyboard with arrows sticking through. text reads butlerian jihad now
"thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 01/08/2026
good luck
two fluffy black cats (one with a haircut) laying down seemingly holding hands on a pile of blankets
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 22/07/2026
walking outside and forgetting it's there jumpscare
a rainbow led lit inflatable swan in the dark in my backyard
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 13/07/2026
half shaved ball sack looking ass cat
a partially short long haired black cat curled up on a couch
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 13/07/2026
he's taking his anxiety out on random squishies
a partially shaved cat making biscuits on a stuffed flaming marshmallow
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 13/07/2026
someone was having skin twitches and was bitey so he got a summer buzz cut
an ordinarily large and fluffy black cat who has had a buzz cut that makes him look like a lion
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 12/07/2026
big week
bison labeled the creator throwing a man labeled gop legislators
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 12/07/2026
thank you austin minnesota
a can of Korean BBQ flavored spam
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 08/07/2026
what puppygirl is hiding in my guest bathroom
a medicine cabinet with wolfthorn scented old spice and a container labeled tucks
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 08/07/2026
please remember to fully drain and partially deflate your goose before stowing in the garage
a partially deflated rounded rectangular inflatable pool shaped like a swan or a goose that looks like it can fit 4 adults sitting down sitting in storage. it is lit gayly in rainbow colors
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 05/07/2026
black and white shot of wilem dafoe in fisherman's slicks saying "look at ye. postin' cringe"
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 01/07/2026
same here!
photo of a trellis cucumber baby with a shrinking yellow bloom climbing side of a green wire cage
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 27/06/2026
brothers.
two fluffy black cats laying on a hi top chair in front of a window bracketed by transparent orange drapes overlooking a patio with planters
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 27/06/2026
a hoary bat saying hello
a hoary bat laying on his back, wings spread wide, and hissing
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 18/06/2026
supreme court says this is legal now
the glong, a Glock bong, sitting on a table
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 14/06/2026
behold beastly barrier building blocks
two five pound jugs filled with ground cayenne pepper and cinnamon
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 13/06/2026
most of my yellow onions and i barely filled an 8oz deli container
an 8oz deli container of translucent plastic barely fully a deeply caramelized onions being held on nicks palm
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 28/05/2026
trying to get comfortable in these hospital recliners is impossible
point of view photo of nicks legs crossed left over right in a hospital recliner in a holding room for interventional radiology
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 24/05/2026
first night home from the hospital, rejoice. middle of the night, neighbor's tree drops a branch on the roof then falls and smashes the basement window well cover and diverts the drain into the window well.
a tree branch smashing a downspout over a broken basement window well with no more cover. the downspout is now draining into the window well.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 14/05/2026
such perfect timing
rem and sapiosiren posting the exact same image nearly simultaneously. 

it's a photo of the cover of the book Angel Down by Daniel Kraus
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 08/05/2026
the late 1900s strikes again
the lawnmower man two poster with the number two crudely crossed out with a red X and a red number three  written above it
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 02/05/2026
Resource Security Impacts Men’s Female Breast Size Preferences
Viren Swami, Martin J Tovée
Editor: Jessica Witt
links that read: Author information
Article notes
Copyright and License information
PMCID: PMC3590195  PMID: 23483919
Abstract
It has been suggested human female breast size may act as signal of fat reserves, which in turn indicates access to resources. Based on this perspective, two studies were conducted to test the hypothesis that men experiencing relative resource insecurity should perceive larger breast size as more physically attractive than men experiencing resource security.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 28/04/2026
thank you Seattle Mariners
norm mcdonald photoshopped wearing a twins hat saying "then it occurred to me. I haven't gotten any better. the other teams have gotten really bad."
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 23/04/2026
what the fuck
char standing before a white background saying "ciao! shall we paint the town red today?"
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 22/04/2026
posting hog
sabrina carpenter making a face of disgust, derision, or concern
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 18/04/2026
girl power
a woman on a motorcycle with a pink AK dressed like IRGC basij
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 14/04/2026
tornado on the ground as of 10 minutes ago near truman
screenshot of radar app showing a mass of red dots (spotters) chasing a tornado with several reports of a funnel cloud
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 13/04/2026
you think there's enough spotters?
a map of the upper Midwest absolutely covered in red dots indicating weather spotters locations
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 09/04/2026
even better
make the gold course a public sex forest sign attached to a fence
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 08/04/2026
Tybalt's "Rapier 9mm Series R" from 'Romeo + Juliet' (1996). A Taurus PT99 with extended barrel and guide rod, compensator, and gold trigger. it has religious iconography on it and a cross hanging from it.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 01/04/2026
sorry i can't get this phone camera to focus right
a shot of the nearly full moon through the trees with light wispy clouds diffusing her glow
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 25/03/2026
what the fuck
clipped screenshot showing crow wing county and mille lacs county sheriff's office accepting payments from ICE to be bounty hunters
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 25/03/2026
a guy saying would while a pile of people try to either protect him or pull him off the microphone
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 19/03/2026
the menaces from data redundancy say hi
two long haired black cat brothers sitting on a white and blue rug in front of a bookshelf full of notebooks. they are both looking in the direction of the camera lens. the one on the left has a slightly greyer belly, the one on the left is licking his nose.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 16/03/2026
image from Minnesota 511 showing interstate 90 west of albert lea and most of the state highways and county highways west and south of Minneapolis closed
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 11/03/2026
doctor says this sums up the plan for this spring
nick yeeting a stuffed uterus plushie
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 04/03/2026
soon™️
butlerian jihad time text over an image of someone spraying a motherboard with a garden hose
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 03/03/2026
can't complain, who'd listen.
"you get what you get and you don't throw a fit" in Pokémon Pokopia font. Each letter is rendered in a different vibrant color with a white sticker-style outline and a slight random tilt, sitting on the game’s signature pixelated lime green blob background. the letter O is render as the stylized Pokéball letter from the logo. the letter I is the smiling Ditto face that appears in the original Pokopia wordmark, complete with the Ditto’s signature round eyes and subtle grin.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 03/03/2026
why not
"loon juice on the rocks" in Pokémon Pokopia font. Each letter is rendered in a different vibrant color with a white sticker-style outline and a slight random tilt, sitting on the game’s signature pixelated lime green blob background. the letter O is render as the stylized Pokéball letter from the logo. the letter I is the smiling Ditto face that appears in the original Pokopia wordmark, complete with the Ditto’s signature round eyes and subtle grin.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 02/03/2026
beeps and boops and pressure cuffs
a bedside monitor showing vitals in a dim emergency room
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 28/02/2026
like a 25 pound sack of mashed potatoes masquerading as a speed bump
a long haired black cat with grey belly lounging on a wooden floor
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 23/02/2026
every time i click this i regret it
bluesky quote skeet where the nested skeet is hidden with an account muted label with the option to show
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 11/02/2026
girl dinner
a bottle of stranahan's single malt whiskey and a menthol clove cigarillo in black
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