Reposted by Fact WalrusCount Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Twenty-First night of September coincides with the end of Yom Kippur this year. Does this rare cosmic alignment portend an era of harmony and the downfall of a cruel regime? Or does it just mean that Break-Fast will be served with an extra heavy helping of Funk? On my next podcast 0103
Reposted by Fact WalrusThe Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bluesky remains unbeaten 592892294
Reposted by Fact WalrusCheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 21/09/2026“ACAB includes the dream police” listen you buffoon, if media literacy wasn’t dead in this country you’d understand that the Cheap Trick is anti-dream law enforcement already 05415
Reposted by Fact Walrusemptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Remember when Pam Bondi lined up 16 alleged cop assailants for trophy pictures in January? Virtually all those cases fell apart, but DOJ used those imaginary assaults to excuse spying on MN's anti-ICE community. They were fake assaults to justify spying. emptywheel.net/2026/08/18/d...emptywheel.netDOJ Used Pam Bondi's Trophy Arrests as an Excuse to Spy on Minnesota's Anti-ICE Community - emptywheelIn his filing showing a grand conspiracy theory DOJ is attempting to concoct, Isaac Sant also showed how the trumped up assault defendants Pam Bondi paraded as trophies served as the excuse to predica... 71089434
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Never send a manatee to do what could be a Walrus job. The axe and shield show intent. Two tusks in the back; look like accident. 040
Reposted by Fact WalrusThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Canceled! At the fast-casual shrimp shop! 39511
Reposted by Fact WalrusCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Tracy Morgan: "New York City that's where King King died... and we told Godzilla you next motherf*cker. You, the three headed monster, the flying turtle, all y'all can all get it." 292545506
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026You may not like it, fellas, but THIS is what peak performance looks like. 041
Reposted by Fact WalrusProPublica @propublica.org · 28/04/2026Alaska vowed to resolve the murders of Indigenous people. But when one nonprofit asked state law enforcement officials for a fundamental piece of data — a list of Indigenous murders they’d investigated — the state said no. (Published Aug. 2025 with @adn.com)propublica.orgAlaska Vowed to Resolve Murders of Indigenous People. Now It Refuses to Provide Their Names.When the nonprofit Data for Indigenous Justice filed public records requests with the Alaska Department of Public Safety concerning cases it had investigated, the state rejected them. 131002424
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026What is wrong with you? Is Walrus going to have to come down there and straighten you out? You can't "blame" one region for a cold snap. Alaska doesn't have some magic cold-air making machine that they turn on and off. 0122
Reposted by Fact WalrusBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 21/03/2026Vibes are bad. Enjoy this snowy plover chick next to a very large beach shrub. 🪶 🐣 13856161
Reposted by Fact WalrusRatatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ @ratatosk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Especially now, Nowruz Mubarak! نوروز مبارک #HappyNowruz #NowruzMubarak 🌱🌾 📖 🐠 🐿️ #NowruzNeedsSquirrels #نوروز 162
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones) GAME OVER!!!! 221
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Live shot of Walrus rushing to help Trump reopen the Strait of Hormuzmedia.tenor.coma walrus laying on the ground with its mouth openAlt: several majestic tusked marine mammals lying on their backs sleeping and snoring. walrus laying on the ground with its mouth open 010
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026"Do not, my friends, become addicted to your brain or you will grow to resent it's absence." Immortan Sam 041
Reposted by Fact Walrusyung shelob @shortymcboots.bsky.social · 12/03/2026This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative 1. The way my cat's eyes go soft as soon as he hears me say his name 2. Hot tea 3. Overhearing strangers being kind to one another out in the world 0153
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative 1. Clams 2. Aurora Borealis 3. Tusks! 092
Reposted by Fact WalrusKameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 12/03/2026Putting this on a t-shirt. Big mood for a lot of creative work these days. "I’d rather see flawed madness than perfect mediocrity." 214141
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Walrus' information consumption is now 1/4 KOTZ-AM, 1/4 Korean Drama, 1/4 narwhal clicks & buzzing, and 1/4 holding seashells up to an earhole. The opportunity cost of anything else is far too high, and rising daily. 0194
Reposted by Fact WalrusFact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 12/01/2024No officer I have no idea what made that tusk-shaped hole in your car tire it's a mystery!! 022
Reposted by Fact WalrusDr. Kat Napaaqtuk❄️ @napaaqtuk.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Here's a video of the turkeys looking for food, another timeline cleanse. They've been out there at least half an hour. 27717
Reposted by Fact WalrusLizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I have heard variants on this with Hitler, Stalin, and Nixon, and it would not surprise me if goes back centuries, it not millennia, in one form or another. 0169
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026[Midwestern Walrus Voice] So cold that the wheelbarrow wouldn't start. 0123
Reposted by Fact Walrusayyu ❄️ @ayyu210.bsky.social · 24/01/2026We stand with our 🇬🇱 Inuit relatives. Quyanaqpak to Max with Northern Journal for writing this to bring awareness to the familial connection with Greenland and Iñupiat perspectives of what is happening in Kalaallit Nunaat/Nunarput. #InuitFirst www.northernjournal.com/harm-against...northernjournal.com‘Harm against our family’: Alaska’s Indigenous leaders call for solidarity with Greenlanders amid Trump’s threats“We are essentially the same people." 07027
Reposted by Fact Walrusでんか @k-hermit.com · 12/01/2026This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍 3951921972
Reposted by Fact WalrusFact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Walrus picked one up at the new airport in Nuuk, but they don't come in size "Sexy Marine Mammal" 141
Reposted by Fact Walruspaulseesequasis @pseesequasis.bsky.social · 07/12/2025'Attitude and Attention, Punk Rockers,' by Norval Morrisseau (1932-2007), from his 1989-90 'Punk Rocker' series. (Courtesy of the Norval Morrisseau Estate and the Whyte Museum of the Canadian Rockies) 16124
Reposted by Fact WalrusAngus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 07/12/2025“I’m sorry, Mittens. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” 514316
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 05/12/2025No. There can be only one*. . . . . . *not including subspecies, ofc. 0114
Reposted by Fact WalrusJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I know we’ve moved on 781 times by now, but… I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House 2636495872
Reposted by Fact WalrusCount Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 28/11/2025You will be visited by three spirits The spirits: 0165
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025You will be visited by three spirits The spirits: 0307
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Phase 1: identify Walrus Phase 2: count Walrus Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what? 130
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals? www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...wwf.org.ukBecome a detective and spot walrus from spaceWWF and British Antarctic Survey (BAS) are working together to understand the impacts of climate change on walrus. 0135
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 26/11/2025🎶 Walrus got Eel Facts, At Eel facts dot net, they came on a sheet, from the innnnnnternet🎶 eelfacts.net 011
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 23/11/2025The Rice Truck Saga needs to be inscribed on parchment, chiseled in stone, or whatever, it just needs to be preserved in an IRL format. 140
Reposted by Fact WalrusMother Jones @motherjones.com · 23/11/2025KYUK is a scrappy public radio station in Alaska. When Congress went after NPR, public radio stations like this one took the hit. It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.motherjones.comIn rural America, public radio saves livesIn remote Alaska, public radio station KYUK is crucial during natural disasters. Without federal funding, how will it survive? 6251100
Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social · 23/11/2025A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?' A goat goes to school And makes us look like fools And I think 'what can this mean?' They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! 010
