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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4h

One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Time for this classic again.

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you come into my home and you don’t politely remark upon my Ninja Turtle decor, you have broken Zeus’ Law

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I bet when Ariel visits the sea at Christmas, her family’s all “ugh stfu about legs”

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When a film website calls something “too goofy for its own good” it’s like do you mean it’s fun. I think you’re talking about it being fun. And bitch more things should be too goofy for their own good

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Birdie has returned to McDonalds. The others will follow.

The character of Quint from Jaws. He is a grizzled sailor in a rain jacket and a hat. He has a moustache.

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Getting by dog to do tricks for his treats before I invite him over to the couch like I’m Johnny Carson

A whippet on a couch looking at the camera

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

There are two wolves inside you, so we’re going to need to operate rather urgently.

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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the concept of pickleball is being forced upon me, i refuse to acknowledge it, i buried jai alai and lacrosse and i'll see pickleball dead before im gone

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“It’s not a voice you can do quietly.” - Me, thinking about Super Grover. “You can’t do anything quietly.” - Her, rude.

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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

call you Coke Zero cos you're aspartame ❤️

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Moving house and I’ve decided to cull one (1) item. Goodbye, Pantsless Wolverine backpack that I got from an X-Men showbag in the 90s. Your healing factor just couldn’t keep up with the weight of the copious cheap wine bottles I got you to cart around in the 00s.

A worn X-Men backpack featuring a seemingly pantsless Wolverine

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My wife’s ex once gifted her a comic, which means he’s gifted me a comic. Thanks for the free Batman, chump.

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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Americans are always going on about this Bill Maher guy and we don't really know who he is in Aus, we assume he's the guy who sings that Hello Muddah Hello Faddah song, we don't get a whole lot of use outta that

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Chuffed to learn that my 3 year old niece has named toys after me. Devastated to learn that all these toys do is “poo all over the ground”.

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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

(doing the Google review at the request of the tradesman who shit on the floor and clumsily wiped it up with his penis) is five stars good? Oh I gotta do eight words too? Ok, I'll add punctual as well. And your boss wants you to take a photo of it when it's done? Haha bosses man, I hear yah.

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I didn’t know you could growl in a normal voice, but that’s almost certainly not how I’m doing it.

A close up of Wolverine in a scene of a scene from X-Men ‘97. He is growling.

The captions read:

“-I sense something. Another-
-[Wolverine growls in normal voice]”

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Old Looney Tunes with YouTube thumbnails like Yosemite Sam TOTAL MELTDOWN over Varmint

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Ashleigh Beevers @mustashleigh.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Bigfoot embroidery - definitely the best one by far. The design and colour just worked best. Im also a stronger embroider…er

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I was a fat kid who loved TV, Roald Dahl tried to kill me on three separate occasions.

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

If Christopher Nolan is real, why do bad things happen to good cinema-goers?

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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

For those who missed it, I've started a film night in Melbourne if that's your thing. Follow here! Cinema babyyyy 🎬 www.instagram.com/monkeyshinesmovieclub

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

POV: I am an astronaut stranded on Mars. I just murdered my crew so I could keep all the food rations for myself. I assume being 150 million miles from earth means I’ll get away with it…but no. I’m screwed.

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I tell you, if I had mutagen I’d use it every day

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Kevin Feige is always like “YO, YOU NERDS WANT CELEBRITIES?” and we’re always like “NO, WE WANT NERD SHIT”

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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’ll say it. The key change in Thong Song is too scary.

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

When I say “I’ve started taking care of myself”, I mean I cut my sandwich into four squares now

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

It’s important to remember that a lesser actor would have tried to look cool af as they whipped off their shades to gawp at a dinosaur.

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Changed my mind. I remember thinking “I want them to stop fighting, but if they don’t, it’s not my problem” So I think that makes me nature’s uncle

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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The Assassination of Diet Coke by the Coward Coke Zero

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Just stopped two magpies fighting by saying “hey hey hey come on”, so I guess I’m nature’s dad now

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

You couldn’t call a film about rabbits “Titanic”, but you *could* call a film about the Titanic “Watership Down”

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Are werewolf films even scarier for dog trainers? Or are they like “I could fix him”?

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Baffling to me that Robert Eggers is American. That last name can only be said in Australian (yelled with jovial hostility).

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

My accents include British, American, and whatever Billy Joel is doing when he sings “YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT - DINCHA?”

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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It’s 10:30PM, time for boomers everywhere to have their last coffees for the night

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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

More tickets added for my show in Melbourne! Booking link here: www.trybooking.com/DMXXS

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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

pronouncing Paul Simon like persimmon

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

My brain as the Widow’s Bay finale becomes my entire personality

A brain that’s lit in a bright orange colour on the left and blue on the right.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

to me Crazy Frog was just a regular frog. just a little glimpse into my twisted mind.

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Kate✨🎃 @artofkatieelle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Some old folks. I can’t wait to grow old and become a witchy crone that scares children 👵🧙‍♀️ #characterdesign #art

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Dr Strange is actually quite uppity in the comics, the MCU really should’ve cast a posh British actor

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

(Foreigner voice) YOU’RE AS COLD AS FUCK SOMEDAY YOU’LL PAY THE DUCK, I KNOW

What does "pay the duck" mean?
To take the blame for something
Portuguese: "Pagar o pato" (To pay the duck) Meaning: To take the blame for something you didn't do.

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Blocked. I’m done with his bossiness. “Whatever you do, don’t go into that cave” lol stfu, I’m going in the cave

A screenshot from a phone contact list. It reads “Me From the Future” and has a “blocked” symbol next to it.

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Kate✨🎃 @artofkatieelle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

New hot girl gang dropped. Tag yourself. Are you a Jingling Jessika (loves salmon too much), a Balloons Betsy (hates balloons and keeps 6 on her person at all time) or a Lizard Gurl Lucy (self explanatory) 🤎🩶💛 #characterdesign #sketch #art

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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Ever see a photo of yourself looking like shit from a certain angle and wish people could see you the way you see yourself (doing the Kubrick stare into the bathroom mirror after spending 43 minutes on the toilet)

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A Brand New Daybian Lapham @fabianlapham.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

After my nieces and nephews stayed with us, my wife and I decided something was missing in our lives, and that we were ready to get back onto more sugary cereals.

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