iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

you ever see an elaborate new menu item at a fast food chain and just know when the employees heard about it they were like

meme photo of Ben affleck frowning with eyes closed and holding a cigarette, looking exasperated.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

would love to know how Bob Seger feels about Night Moves being made the cuck chair theme song.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

no I will not comment “yum” to get the full recipe. you can’t make me debase myself!

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

how much protein is in recommending a song to a friend and they really like it?

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

my dog dropping a singular piece of kibble into his water bowl every time he eats.

salt bae meme: a man in a white tshirt and sunglasses dramatically sprinkling salt

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

when I info dump about zines at someone and they say they’ll look into them to escape my autistic tractor beam.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Subway putting the fixin’s on my sandwich.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

how I look around the room when I’m trying to find something I know is there but has been in the same spot for so long it’s just part of the visual background noise of the space and my brain can no longer recognise any single item.

a photo of Elmo with his head slightly lowered staring intently at the camera

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

to me Crazy Frog was just a regular frog. just a little glimpse into my twisted mind.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

clean the camera, clean the front camera..I’m just fucking greasy and disgusting okay? you need not remind me.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

my husband, on the types of carnival games they might have at Cirq Du Soleil: “We have an ennui-nner!!”

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I tell the Baker’s Delight woman I don’t want my bread sliced and a barely perceptible smile flickers across her face as she recognises something in me. our eyes lock briefly in a moment of mutual understanding. she knows exactly what I’m doing - I’m making a fucking cob dip.

a person staring determinedly into the distance while holding a Baker’s Delight cob loaf aloft.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

my ADHD brain buffering when someone asks me on Monday what I did on the weekend.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

worth the price of admission to Alan Menken live to hear him say that 9/11 happened while he was writing the music for Home On The Range and how, in a way, the song he was about to play from the singing cow movie captured how they were all feeling in the wake of the tragedy. 10/10, very moo-ving

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

currently in intermission for Alan Menken live. when he was singing Kiss The Girl and Under The Sea it was like

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

“here comes Sarah in her autistic haircut outfit” the hairdressers all think when I walk in, probably.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

“this movie has third act problems”, I proclaim intellectually, impressing all around me despite knowing damn well I’m just ADHD bored and it’s not the movie’s fault at all hueh hueh hueh.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

movie soundtrack: hello I’m the official motion picture soundtrack to that movie you love me: wow and you have every song from the movie? movie soundtrack: haha no me: do you have the best, most popular songs at least? movie soundtrack: also no.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

when you’re playing a game and you get an alert that your friend’s logged in and they’re playing the same game.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

You Like Me Too Much - The Beatles (1965)

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

everyone: hey JC, JC, won’t you die for me? Jesus:

screenshot from Jesus Christ Superstar showing Jesus looking concernedly down the camera. overlaid text reads “I’ve made a huge mistake”

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I’m not a cool guy April Fools 😎 👉👉

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

having the flight attendant stand next to my seat for the safety demonstration feels like involuntary audience participation at a play. I’m trying to respectfully watch her like 👀 coz turning my head feels too intimate when her body is right there.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

a win for feminism? there’s a queue outside the men’s toilets at IMAX but not the women’s.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

accidentally said “avoision” instead of “avoidance” in a meeting today so that was good.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

watching the season finale of Love Is Blind and Ashley says “I’ve got this” and her dad goes “of course you’ve got this. you’re Ashley Carpenter - black belt”. I’m genuinely moved. what more could a woman want from her dad?

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

but officer, that’s my emotional support TikTok of a woman summarizing a juicy Reddit post and its best comments.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Rob Thomas on his first day at the Pronouncing Spanish Factory after lying on his CV

two panel meme. panel one: man’s hand holding a piece of paper that says “muñequita”. panel 2: Rob Thomas looking concerned.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

it fucking sucks that we’re finally back to recognising the value of physical music media but it’s jumped back to before CDs. like what do you mean i have to make room for a turntable and giant fucking vinyl records in my house?

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

if you were turned gay by Kylie Minogue in Moulin Rouge you may be entitled to compensation.

Kylie Minogue as the Green Fairy in Moulin Rouge

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Rydell High nurse: it’s the first day of school and already my castor oil is missing. school pranksters: *shidding and laughing*

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

overheard at brunch: “…French cousins, English cousins, autistic Swedish cousins.”

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

when a Spanish-speaker says a word that may have started with a B or a V.

Screen shot of Frodo from Lord of the Rings with text reading “All right, then. Keep your secrets.”

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I just watched the trailer for that new Muppets thing that’s coming out soon and Statler did a “doooh hee hee hee” instead of “doooh hohohoh” what the fuck

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

sometimes the dog will make eye contact with me while he’s pooping so I give him a thumbs up.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

my take-before-food antibiotics splashing down in my stomach and seeing the one bite of food I had before I remembered to take it.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

what’s the most cursed Subway salad combo coz I’ve just seen a woman get nothing but avocado, beetroot, olives and carrot.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

tfw you agree Invasion Day is not a day to celebrate but you really need the day off coz you’ve already been absolutely fucking bodied by the first couple weeks of the year.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

by far the best thing to come out of wearing glasses is that people have suddenly stopped hitting me in the face.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

when I was a teenager I was so desperate to have a cool bedroom decorated with cool movie posters but our Blockbuster didn’t always have a great selection so for a long time I had a Tea With Mussolini poster up on the wall.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

tfw it’s the Australian Open and all the seemingly normal people in your life turn out to be tennis maniac sleeper cells who’ve been waiting to be activated for the last 12 months.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I hope one day to feel as satisfied as Cher must feel watching the whole internet read Dax Shepard to absolute filth for how pathetic and gross he was to her on his podcast.

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

you know, I think it’s time Lenny Kravitz got his flowers for his deft lyricism.

screenshot of the first eight lines of Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

me: I am a discerning, non-gullible person also me: *only clicks on Pinterest recipes called “THE BEST _______”*

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I rewatched Memoir of a Geisha the other day and I can’t stop thinking about how Mameha is like “Hatsumomo would never go after Nobu, he’s so fucking gross” and then you see Nobu and he just has a small amount of scarring on one cheek like

media.tenor.com

a man in a suit and tie stands in a room

ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a room

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

wrote this at 3am last night, and now 10 minutes into Die Another Day bro has surfed into North Korea and jumped in a hovercraft. the Bond writers were really just throwing darts at The Big Book of Things That Go.

Letterboxd review of The World Is Not Enough which reads “is there any vehicle this man can’t have a caper with?!”

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

“This was the largest vehicle the CIA could afford. Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?”

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

me: *walks past with my refilled water bottle* dog, launching himself off the bed at speed: OH WE DOING TREATS?!

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

my 7yo niece absolutely roasted me tonight like “look I’m going to be Sarah….’wOuLd YoU LiKe To Do SoMe CrAfTs?’”

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Don Chicks-Hottie @whyintheheck.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

my mum just said pockets in dresses are overrated, ruin the line of the dress and “handbags were invented for a reason”. have never heard anything more irrational. my aunty, cousin and I are SCREAMING #christmasblowup2025 #pocketgate

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