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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤

@f1whitney.coys.social
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Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴 All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed. HAIL YOURSELF. Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻 🩷💜💙

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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
I feel like I look truly old today; stripped down. My brother turning 40 (😱) + my pink/translucent undertones sans makeup post-cry session + working from my bed aren’t helping this either. Brb gonna try to nap. Or write my will. Whichever comes first. Signed, A (Truly) Elder Millennial™️🩶
A 38-year-old elderly woman laying in bed.  (But at least my perioral dermatis has cleared up as a silver lining.)A 38-year-old elderly woman laying in bed.  My pink eyelids do me no favors here.  (But at least my perioral dermatis has cleared up as a silver lining.)
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 22h
I used to celebrate a Spurs W by having a vodka soda (lol) but now that I’m trying to not drink, I drive around listening to music way too loud as a reward. Can’t tell me shit right now. SO FREAKING HAPPY. 🤍🤟🏻☀️ #COYS
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 23h
lmaoooo I love I got texted this at stoppage time 😆 call it #COITUS baby 😎🤟🏻
Text exhange between normal friends that love THFC
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
I didn’t dry shave my legs + paint my toes because I’m nervy for stoppage time at all WHY DO YOU ASK 🤨
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
GOALLLLL BAY-BEEEE #COYS 🤍
WE SCORE GOALS
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
I always feel like “👉🏻🥺👈🏻” when another CR I consider more adult and professional than me asks if they can use me as a professional reference. I mean, I always do it (and like to!) but I still feel like my word isn’t as sufficient as others’ lmao.
A far more capable CR than me asking if they can use me as a professional reference via text.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
Ten (10) days until my little weekend Vegas getaway! 🪩 🎉
Screen shot of Google Calander
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
That super expensive house right across the street from me finally sold. God, I hope my new neighbors are chill. I miss my side yard freedom + privacy already. 🥲
This house finally sold.  View from living room window.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
Formula 1 is in Texas this week so be prepared to see Max Verstappen in a cowboy hat and Frenchmen in various dress of football gear for attention.
How it feels anytime F1 is in America lmao
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
TUBE TUBE TUBE
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
Morning Tube Play™️
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
no thank you I’d rather stab my eyes out with forks
A billion dollars wouldnt be enough money to carry the weight of conversing with you
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
Spurs play today. [context: video I posted on Twitter in 2024 after Tottenham lost some match I don’t remember lmao]
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
I’ve behaved in relationships like this before, what a nightmare! This whole section felt like an attack on my past love life & how I played a role in ruining the relationship via emotional dependence. YIKES ON BIKES! Lmao. Never again, I swear. Embarrassing! 😬
Me taking notes and realizing I’ve self-sabotaged past relationships via emotional dependency that set us both up for failure.  NEVER AGAIN.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
Realizing I do really well with literature & homework in therapy. It keeps our sessions more structured/productive. We are focusing on my self-sabotaging tendencies this week. I can’t wait to get into it all in the morning. P.S. Yes, my handwriting is messy & I misspelled some words. SO WHAT.
I always feel so accomplished and better understand myself when I do therapy homework.  Taking notes helps keep my ADHD engaged and mind focused.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026
Chat, does it make you a fatass to get McDonald’s at 12:40 ay em? DON’T CARE I’M HERE ANYWAY
Waiting for my foodz as I’m STARVING
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026
I’m just gonna post videos of me sharing amusing-to-me anecdotes on here until I fall asleep. @discokidnap.northsky.social told me I came into their dreams recently (I’m sorry) and it had me audibly laughing, a literal L-O-L, a challenging feat. Enjoy! Or don’t. NOTHING MATTERS! 🥳
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026
Giving myself Piano Lessons After Dark™️©️®️ [labeling this as adult content* just in case] *me in my living room restless + unable to sleep ft. piano 🎹🫦 #rawr etc.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026
How could I forget our most recent pictures? A SIN! 😱
Me and Linda, Oct. 2026, meeting up for our 20-year high school reunion Me and Linda et. al, Oct. 2026, meeting up for our 20-year high school reunion
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026
To one of my favorite women on planet earth, someone I grew up with and adore and love for all of who she was, is, and will become. I love being your friend. You are a force. And so beautiful in every way. Happy 39th to you. EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDA! 🎉
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026
Side note: The only other movie I saw in theaters this year was Backrooms. I normally see so much more, but it’s been a year of survival. I only know this as I take a movie theater selfie per tradition every time I go + this is the only other one from 2026.
Movie theater selfie Backrooms edition
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026
Movie date night & I’m so dressed up. 😆 The ticket kiosk was out of receipt tape so we got these quaint, handwritten tickets. And I snuck in candy! 🍭
Cute handwritten tickets for resident evil Movie theater bathroom selfie lol
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026
so tempted to buy this while waiting in the line for popcorn lollll 🍿
DUNE COLORING BOOK
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17/10/2026
Bedding is washed and put back together; winter comforter (duvet for Brits 😉) is on. God, I love my bed. 😍 🛌 💤 🌙
My bedroom, most of it.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17/10/2026
organizing my dresser and found this lil’ guy hidden at the bottom of my sock drawer lmao
Pokémon Silver - Nintendo Gameboy
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17/10/2026
Although I did make reservations at Vanderpump Cocktail Garden in honor of Vanderpump Rules lmaoooo. 🩷🍸💜
Screenshot of my reservation at Vanderpump Cocktail Garden
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17/10/2026
brb clocking in at the ✨domestic goddess✨ factory because who doesn’t wanna spend a Saturday doing menial housework for free (rhetorical)
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17/10/2026
GM. ☀️ P.S. Nothing like cozy, natural lighting in the morning. ☁️ 🏡
Natural lighting in my living room.Natural lighting in my kitchen.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026
Spooky Friday Skircle Jerk™️
October Skircle to Date
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026
I don’t apologize for thinking this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026
Connections but with Now and Laters.
Connections ft. now and laters
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026
Absolutely wild how much nighttime drives on country roads clear my head and improve my mental health. DO RECOMMEND. (Plus you get to see animals!)
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15/10/2026
You can’t make me not love this time of year. 🩶 Especially after a lovely phonecall with @vixerunt.bsky.social talking me off the ledge. I feel relaxed! 🍂 🎥 🍿
Picture of my current living room vibes.  Cedar candle lit.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15/10/2026
My trauma/addiction therapist has me reading a book called 12 Stupid Things That Mess Up Recovery as I have a tendency to self-sabotage. Idk why it’s making me so emotional, but it is! 🥲 🐅
A small exert of the Introduction to 12 Stupid Things That Mess Up Recovery by Allen Berger
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15/10/2026
Turns out showering and cleaning your kitchen to Paramore helps with this. 🎶
Clean kitchen Post kitchen clean with paramore in my ears
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14/10/2026
I love jury duty but as a contractor now, it’s gonna be a disaster to sort out. Not looking forward to my summons I’m getting today.
My jury summons arriving today according to my USPS mail app.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 13/10/2026
Lmao, he is so proud of himself. 🐈🧡
Oscar atop pantry in empty fruit bowl.Oscar atop pantry in empty fruit bowl.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
I mean this is just a SNIPPET like he has been talking to himself for 17 hours we have never spoken before like is this an actual prank 😭😭😭
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
I love my pair of bonded brothers so much it almost hurts. 🐈🩷🐈‍⬛ #catsky #siblings
Oscar and Ollie napping together on a lazy Sunday.Oscar and Ollie napping together on a lazy Sunday.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
Loveeeee this! My mentor sent me pics from a recent convention about trade schools. They couldn’t keep their hands off the steno machines seeing realtime translation. Fucking beautiful. P.S. They learned to write “SOUP/SOUP” and saw it live translate as “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”
They learned to write “SOUP/SOUP” and saw it live translate as “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”They learned to write “SOUP/SOUP” and saw it live translate as “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”They learned to write “SOUP/SOUP” and saw it live translate as “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
Oscar is October. 🐈 🍂 🧡
My cat enjoying his autumn morning
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Statue of a man in adoration, begging for her
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
I spoillllll my nieces, one is a proper Spurs fan. Got her this shirt for Christmas one year. She’s so sweet.
My niece in her spurs shirt from Aunt Whitney 💜🤍
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
I literally have that quote saved on my phone! (Also, don’t mind my notes app. It’s a system that only makes sense to my brain. 🧠😂)
My active note I have open
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
Good morning and I look like shit. I’m just reporting the news. He’s in 15th. 😂 #SingaporeGP #F1
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
There is more: This “horror movie” me and my bff made at 14 deserves an Oscar.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
My bestie sent me this tonight. Isn’t this video of me and my girlfriends gossiping in middle school such a time capsule? So special to have this. ❤️
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
if anything, I don’t understand how getting into the enclosure was an option to begin with & how seemingly no one intervened I know in America, since everyone sues each other, they’re strict about that and use a tranquilizer But we also had a zebra escape last year so fuck do I know
Zebra in TN getting evacuated from a field
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
if I ever hosted SNL my entire goal would be to make that really cute girl with the guitar laugh; she’s so hard to crack & I have endless respect for that
Look at this cutie that never smiles in the background
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026
@wf423.bsky.social ur little idiot 🧡🐈
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