Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1hI feel like I look truly old today; stripped down. My brother turning 40 (😱) + my pink/translucent undertones sans makeup post-cry session + working from my bed aren’t helping this either. Brb gonna try to nap. Or write my will. Whichever comes first. Signed, A (Truly) Elder Millennial™️🩶 040 4
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 22hI used to celebrate a Spurs W by having a vodka soda (lol) but now that I’m trying to not drink, I drive around listening to music way too loud as a reward. Can’t tell me shit right now. SO FREAKING HAPPY. 🤍🤟🏻☀️ #COYS 2190 19
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 23hlmaoooo I love I got texted this at stoppage time 😆 call it #COITUS baby 😎🤟🏻 3130 13
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026I didn’t dry shave my legs + paint my toes because I’m nervy for stoppage time at all WHY DO YOU ASK 🤨 1100 10
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026I always feel like “👉🏻🥺👈🏻” when another CR I consider more adult and professional than me asks if they can use me as a professional reference. I mean, I always do it (and like to!) but I still feel like my word isn’t as sufficient as others’ lmao. 180 8
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026Ten (10) days until my little weekend Vegas getaway! 🪩 🎉 170 7
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026That super expensive house right across the street from me finally sold. God, I hope my new neighbors are chill. I miss my side yard freedom + privacy already. 🥲 150 5
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026Formula 1 is in Texas this week so be prepared to see Max Verstappen in a cowboy hat and Frenchmen in various dress of football gear for attention. 071 7
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026no thank you I’d rather stab my eyes out with forks 5110 11
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026Spurs play today. [context: video I posted on Twitter in 2024 after Tottenham lost some match I don’t remember lmao] 040 4
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026I’ve behaved in relationships like this before, what a nightmare! This whole section felt like an attack on my past love life & how I played a role in ruining the relationship via emotional dependence. YIKES ON BIKES! Lmao. Never again, I swear. Embarrassing! 😬 130 3
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026Realizing I do really well with literature & homework in therapy. It keeps our sessions more structured/productive. We are focusing on my self-sabotaging tendencies this week. I can’t wait to get into it all in the morning. P.S. Yes, my handwriting is messy & I misspelled some words. SO WHAT. 190 9
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 19/10/2026Chat, does it make you a fatass to get McDonald’s at 12:40 ay em? DON’T CARE I’M HERE ANYWAY 2170 17
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026I’m just gonna post videos of me sharing amusing-to-me anecdotes on here until I fall asleep. @discokidnap.northsky.social told me I came into their dreams recently (I’m sorry) and it had me audibly laughing, a literal L-O-L, a challenging feat. Enjoy! Or don’t. NOTHING MATTERS! 🥳 050 5
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026Giving myself Piano Lessons After Dark™️©️®️ [labeling this as adult content* just in case] *me in my living room restless + unable to sleep ft. piano 🎹🫦 #rawr etc. 230 3
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026How could I forget our most recent pictures? A SIN! 😱 000 0
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026To one of my favorite women on planet earth, someone I grew up with and adore and love for all of who she was, is, and will become. I love being your friend. You are a force. And so beautiful in every way. Happy 39th to you. EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDA! 🎉 4120 12
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026Side note: The only other movie I saw in theaters this year was Backrooms. I normally see so much more, but it’s been a year of survival. I only know this as I take a movie theater selfie per tradition every time I go + this is the only other one from 2026. 280 8
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026Movie date night & I’m so dressed up. 😆 The ticket kiosk was out of receipt tape so we got these quaint, handwritten tickets. And I snuck in candy! 🍭 1120 12
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18/10/2026so tempted to buy this while waiting in the line for popcorn lollll 🍿 190 9
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17/10/2026Bedding is washed and put back together; winter comforter (duvet for Brits 😉) is on. God, I love my bed. 😍 🛌 💤 🌙 2120 12
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17/10/2026organizing my dresser and found this lil’ guy hidden at the bottom of my sock drawer lmao 2110 11
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17/10/2026Although I did make reservations at Vanderpump Cocktail Garden in honor of Vanderpump Rules lmaoooo. 🩷🍸💜 020 2
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17/10/2026brb clocking in at the ✨domestic goddess✨ factory because who doesn’t wanna spend a Saturday doing menial housework for free (rhetorical) 1120 12
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17/10/2026GM. ☀️ P.S. Nothing like cozy, natural lighting in the morning. ☁️ 🏡 280 8
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026I don’t apologize for thinking this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. 140 4
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026Connections but with Now and Laters. 2160 16
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026Absolutely wild how much nighttime drives on country roads clear my head and improve my mental health. DO RECOMMEND. (Plus you get to see animals!) 3130 13
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15/10/2026You can’t make me not love this time of year. 🩶 Especially after a lovely phonecall with @vixerunt.bsky.social talking me off the ledge. I feel relaxed! 🍂 🎥 🍿 260 6
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15/10/2026My trauma/addiction therapist has me reading a book called 12 Stupid Things That Mess Up Recovery as I have a tendency to self-sabotage. Idk why it’s making me so emotional, but it is! 🥲 🐅 290 9
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15/10/2026Turns out showering and cleaning your kitchen to Paramore helps with this. 🎶 5311 31
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14/10/2026I love jury duty but as a contractor now, it’s gonna be a disaster to sort out. Not looking forward to my summons I’m getting today. 010 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026I mean this is just a SNIPPET like he has been talking to himself for 17 hours we have never spoken before like is this an actual prank 😭😭😭 440 4
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026I love my pair of bonded brothers so much it almost hurts. 🐈🩷🐈⬛ #catsky #siblings 1120 12
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026Loveeeee this! My mentor sent me pics from a recent convention about trade schools. They couldn’t keep their hands off the steno machines seeing realtime translation. Fucking beautiful. P.S. They learned to write “SOUP/SOUP” and saw it live translate as “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.” 160 6
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie 190 9
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026I spoillllll my nieces, one is a proper Spurs fan. Got her this shirt for Christmas one year. She’s so sweet. 110 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026I literally have that quote saved on my phone! (Also, don’t mind my notes app. It’s a system that only makes sense to my brain. 🧠😂) 010 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026Good morning and I look like shit. I’m just reporting the news. He’s in 15th. 😂 #SingaporeGP #F1 180 8
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026There is more: This “horror movie” me and my bff made at 14 deserves an Oscar. 000 0
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026My bestie sent me this tonight. Isn’t this video of me and my girlfriends gossiping in middle school such a time capsule? So special to have this. ❤️ 000 0
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026if anything, I don’t understand how getting into the enclosure was an option to begin with & how seemingly no one intervened I know in America, since everyone sues each other, they’re strict about that and use a tranquilizer But we also had a zebra escape last year so fuck do I know 100 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11/10/2026if I ever hosted SNL my entire goal would be to make that really cute girl with the guitar laugh; she’s so hard to crack & I have endless respect for that 150 5