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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤

@f1whitney.coys.social
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Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴 All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed. HAIL YOURSELF. Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻 🩷💜💙

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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 12h
We are adorable. 😭
Me and Landon, innocent high school love lmao Me and Landon, innocent high school love lmao
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 12h
Reunited with my very adorable high school boyfriend tonight (who ended up taking me home) and he *HAD* to show me he can still land a kickflip lmaoooo. It never gets old, watching boys act stupid to impress you. 😆 🛹 🤟🏻
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18h
Besties are hereee and this is our only pic with all of our eyes open + smiling. 😆
My besties have arrived.  Backyard pic.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 21h
First bestie arriving now; second bestie arriving at four. SO EXCITED TO SEE THEM!
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 21h
Just got a DM from a stranger calling me “mommy” (ew) asking if they can jerk off to my pics. And it’s like, you know you just could’ve done that without getting me involved, right? 🤨
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 03/10/2026
I love this hoodie. 🤍💛🩵
Selfie in a Spurs retro hoodie
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 03/10/2026
Orange cat behavior as I get ready for bed. 🛌 💤 🐈
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 03/10/2026
🎶 Six months since April and I'm doing better No need to be hateful in your fake Gucci sweater🎶
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 03/10/2026
He has one (1) brain cell. 🐈 🎹
Oscar, sitting on piano, pretending he’s off in thought.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 03/10/2026
Just took the longest, hottest shower after deep cleaning my house & I feel like a brand new woman. 🧍🏼‍♀️ 🚿 🧼 🌙
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 03/10/2026
The cats get so excited every time I deep clean the house. Just so curious and chasing me around. It’s really rainy here today & for a second I thought I heard thunder. Nope. Just them running around sounding like bowling balls. 😆
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 02/10/2026
I really need to start cleaning and get my house ready for guests tomorrow BUT I DON’T WANNA
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026
Way too excited for the Big Brother finale tonight lmao. Devens and Drew both have votes, but I’m Team Devens™️©️®️ all the way, babyyy. 😎 Not that I’m counting Taylor out, I just see D&D as final two. #BB28
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026
This week-long diabolical craving I’ve had for crunchy onion rings must be quelled today. I need to think about other things. 🧅 💍
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026
pretty as a picture that you didn’t post!! show me a selfie you were thinking about posting, but didn’t! (Only if you’re comfortable doing so ofc) 🫶💖✨ P.S. I didn’t post this as I was in zero makeup + my perioral dermatitis was on full display, but this was a fun day. 🌊 🚤 ☀️
Boat selfie I didn’t post.  I lost those sunglasses to the lake. 🥲
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026
I have turned into one of those people that’s always cold all the time & I hate it. Those people used to annoy me so much. 😅
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026
Loud Pipes - Ratatat Shit slaps btw. Idk if this counts, but Stickerbrush Symphony from DKC2 goes so hard too.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a guy on my FB practically foaming at the mouth for Christa Pike’s execution in a really sexist, derogatory way. As if death via state isn’t dehumanizing enough. I’m anti-death penalty for so many reasons. Bloodthirsty weirdos getting glee out of it is now another one added to the list.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 30/09/2026
He’s so mad I had custard-filled waffles for breakfast lmaooooo.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 30/09/2026
I had custard-filled waffles with maple syrup for breakfast as a treat. 🧇 🍁 🧈
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 29/09/2026
Grocery store flowers I got on the way home. 💐🌷🤍
Fresh bouquet on kitchen table.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 29/09/2026
Coming at you live and solo from court:
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 29/09/2026
I got such a good night’s sleep last night. So hard and solid and almost eight hours. I’ve been fantasizing about reliving DAT REM all day. Going to be an early night & I can’t fucking wait to be under the covers soon.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been in the clear for a bit now to say it out loud: my perioral dermatitis is almost entirely gone after a ~7-month battle. What worked was leaving my skin tf alone. Washing my face with nothing but warm water + micellar water on trouble spots. (And also being less stressed!) SO HAPPY. 🤟🏻
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
favorite part of today was a curious detective (how quaint) coming up on recess to see how my machine works - love it when people take interest 😆
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
Love coming home to my cute little house at the end of the day. 🏡🍂 Even better when there are packages waiting for me! 📦
I’m home!  And gifts await me by the front door!
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
I’M SO HUNGRY AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR LUNCH #CAPSLOCK
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
Waiting on the strike list. 🫡 P.S. I was rushing this morning so didn’t have time to change, but this blazer is way too big on me now + has dog hair all over it. 😭
In court alone while on recess waiting for the strike list.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
First jury trial with the mentee today — she’s excited! 🏛️👩🏼‍💻😎
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
Tiredddd & start a new trial tomorrow. 💤 GN. 😴 🌙
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
Madonna please stop talking let your art speak for itself you’re making me nervous
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
Charli XCX looks straight out of 2006 with that outfit.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
wish I could make this an audience-specific post to those that followed my alt & have DMed inquiring about it here: yes, I deactivated it for now; maybe forever ~2 ppl were being very weird/territorial over me, that have no claim to me a case of one bad apple ruining the bunch & fun I fear 🍎🚫
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
my god every member of Nirvana used to be so fucking hot god bless
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
I would love this song presented by Under Armor if I had zero brain cells
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
Kacey Musgraves is an earth angel + I’m so glad I got to see her live in Nashville with my bff.
In Nashville for Kacey In Nashville for Kacey In Nashville for Kacey
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
I will say I like the song Choosin’ Texas as a girl from Tennessee. I take that shit personally. Go ahead and leave me for that girl in Abilene with your fuckass. I am the only TEN I SEE. 💅🏻 Your loss; next, etc. 🥱
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
I used to like Ariana Grande when she was cute and fun and self-assured. Now her persona is looking doe-eyed and weak and confused and helpless. It really grates me. Step into your power again. This is boring as fuck.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
Not my other bestie Linda casually making me cry on a Sunday evening. 🥺 So excited for our bff reunion this weekend. The last time I saw them all at once was at my housewarming in June 2025. 💓 🏡
Text exchange between Linda and I from January this year until tonight 🩷
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026
My cat Ollie takes himself very seriously; such a composed demeanor. Until he finds a bread twist tie or a rogue piece of plastic to crunch and strut with. I say, “Aw, buds. Are you playing?” Then he looks all embarrassed as he gets back to his favorite toy(s). Such a sweet boi. 💕🐈‍⬛
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026
I am eating a Reese’s shaped like a bat. 🦇
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026
If there’s one thing my old girl is gonna do, it’s get the best sleep of her life every single day. 🐶🐾💤 (Yes, I have a chair I throw clothes on that I don’t feel like hanging up yet. 🙈)
Snoozy girl sleeping (again).  Her favorite hobby!
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026
god it feels so good to mute people that post nonstop about politics even the lord rested on Sunday fucking relax
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026
I want really crispy onion rings. I want every bite to have CRUNCH. 🧅 💍
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026
Meg Ryan and Nora Ephron movies. Name a better combo. 🤌🏻
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026
The downside of spending so much time outside lately is that I can’t seem to be outdoors without collecting several mystery leg bruises. 🍃📚🍂
I have several leg bruises of unknown origin.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026
Corner pieces and SNL. Life is beautiful.
I love my boring life.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026
every now and then I wanna text this girl “where’s my immersion blender at” when she cancelled her rsvp on my housewarming day of but promised she’d get me that gift to make up for it trifling-ass behavior fuck you and your blender
static.klipy.com
Tiffany Pollard from I Love New York
Alt: Tiffany Pollard from I Love New York
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026
I think it’s a compliment to have people dislike you for your convictions and opinions and dealbreakers. It’s giving backbone & take me or leave me. Always related to the quote, “If you don’t have enemies, you don’t have character.” Being “nice” says nothing important to me. Stand on something.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026
I made this my morning alarm lmao. It gets me hype for the day. “It’s time to put your foot on everybody’s fucking neck and get out here & go fucking hoop.” Inject it. 🫡
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