Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 12hReunited with my very adorable high school boyfriend tonight (who ended up taking me home) and he *HAD* to show me he can still land a kickflip lmaoooo. It never gets old, watching boys act stupid to impress you. 😆 🛹 🤟🏻 070
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18hBesties are hereee and this is our only pic with all of our eyes open + smiling. 😆 0260
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 21hFirst bestie arriving now; second bestie arriving at four. SO EXCITED TO SEE THEM! 0110
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 21hJust got a DM from a stranger calling me “mommy” (ew) asking if they can jerk off to my pics. And it’s like, you know you just could’ve done that without getting me involved, right? 🤨 3131
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 03/10/2026Orange cat behavior as I get ready for bed. 🛌 💤 🐈 0181
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 03/10/2026🎶 Six months since April and I'm doing better No need to be hateful in your fake Gucci sweater🎶 170
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 03/10/2026Just took the longest, hottest shower after deep cleaning my house & I feel like a brand new woman. 🧍🏼♀️ 🚿 🧼 🌙 0130
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 03/10/2026The cats get so excited every time I deep clean the house. Just so curious and chasing me around. It’s really rainy here today & for a second I thought I heard thunder. Nope. Just them running around sounding like bowling balls. 😆 080
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 02/10/2026I really need to start cleaning and get my house ready for guests tomorrow BUT I DON’T WANNA 290
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026Way too excited for the Big Brother finale tonight lmao. Devens and Drew both have votes, but I’m Team Devens™️©️®️ all the way, babyyy. 😎 Not that I’m counting Taylor out, I just see D&D as final two. #BB28 010
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026This week-long diabolical craving I’ve had for crunchy onion rings must be quelled today. I need to think about other things. 🧅 💍 180
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026pretty as a picture that you didn’t post!! show me a selfie you were thinking about posting, but didn’t! (Only if you’re comfortable doing so ofc) 🫶💖✨ P.S. I didn’t post this as I was in zero makeup + my perioral dermatitis was on full display, but this was a fun day. 🌊 🚤 ☀️ 080
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026I have turned into one of those people that’s always cold all the time & I hate it. Those people used to annoy me so much. 😅 230
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026Loud Pipes - Ratatat Shit slaps btw. Idk if this counts, but Stickerbrush Symphony from DKC2 goes so hard too. 241
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 01/10/2026There’s a guy on my FB practically foaming at the mouth for Christa Pike’s execution in a really sexist, derogatory way. As if death via state isn’t dehumanizing enough. I’m anti-death penalty for so many reasons. Bloodthirsty weirdos getting glee out of it is now another one added to the list. 0130
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 30/09/2026He’s so mad I had custard-filled waffles for breakfast lmaooooo. 050
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 30/09/2026I had custard-filled waffles with maple syrup for breakfast as a treat. 🧇 🍁 🧈 6440
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 29/09/2026Grocery store flowers I got on the way home. 💐🌷🤍 0191
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 29/09/2026Coming at you live and solo from court: 1130
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 29/09/2026I got such a good night’s sleep last night. So hard and solid and almost eight hours. I’ve been fantasizing about reliving DAT REM all day. Going to be an early night & I can’t fucking wait to be under the covers soon. 260
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 29/09/2026I’ve been in the clear for a bit now to say it out loud: my perioral dermatitis is almost entirely gone after a ~7-month battle. What worked was leaving my skin tf alone. Washing my face with nothing but warm water + micellar water on trouble spots. (And also being less stressed!) SO HAPPY. 🤟🏻 1140
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026favorite part of today was a curious detective (how quaint) coming up on recess to see how my machine works - love it when people take interest 😆 0110
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026Love coming home to my cute little house at the end of the day. 🏡🍂 Even better when there are packages waiting for me! 📦 0160
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026I’M SO HUNGRY AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR LUNCH #CAPSLOCK 130
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026Waiting on the strike list. 🫡 P.S. I was rushing this morning so didn’t have time to change, but this blazer is way too big on me now + has dog hair all over it. 😭 180
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026First jury trial with the mentee today — she’s excited! 🏛️👩🏼💻😎 0150
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026Tiredddd & start a new trial tomorrow. 💤 GN. 😴 🌙 2100
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026Madonna please stop talking let your art speak for itself you’re making me nervous 051
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026Charli XCX looks straight out of 2006 with that outfit. 010
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026wish I could make this an audience-specific post to those that followed my alt & have DMed inquiring about it here: yes, I deactivated it for now; maybe forever ~2 ppl were being very weird/territorial over me, that have no claim to me a case of one bad apple ruining the bunch & fun I fear 🍎🚫 050
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026my god every member of Nirvana used to be so fucking hot god bless 120
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026I would love this song presented by Under Armor if I had zero brain cells 120
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026Kacey Musgraves is an earth angel + I’m so glad I got to see her live in Nashville with my bff. 170
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026I will say I like the song Choosin’ Texas as a girl from Tennessee. I take that shit personally. Go ahead and leave me for that girl in Abilene with your fuckass. I am the only TEN I SEE. 💅🏻 Your loss; next, etc. 🥱 020
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026I used to like Ariana Grande when she was cute and fun and self-assured. Now her persona is looking doe-eyed and weak and confused and helpless. It really grates me. Step into your power again. This is boring as fuck. 140
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026Not my other bestie Linda casually making me cry on a Sunday evening. 🥺 So excited for our bff reunion this weekend. The last time I saw them all at once was at my housewarming in June 2025. 💓 🏡 120
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 28/09/2026My cat Ollie takes himself very seriously; such a composed demeanor. Until he finds a bread twist tie or a rogue piece of plastic to crunch and strut with. I say, “Aw, buds. Are you playing?” Then he looks all embarrassed as he gets back to his favorite toy(s). Such a sweet boi. 💕🐈⬛ 080
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026I am eating a Reese’s shaped like a bat. 🦇 4120
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026If there’s one thing my old girl is gonna do, it’s get the best sleep of her life every single day. 🐶🐾💤 (Yes, I have a chair I throw clothes on that I don’t feel like hanging up yet. 🙈) 170
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026god it feels so good to mute people that post nonstop about politics even the lord rested on Sunday fucking relax 3120
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026I want really crispy onion rings. I want every bite to have CRUNCH. 🧅 💍 060
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026Meg Ryan and Nora Ephron movies. Name a better combo. 🤌🏻 530
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026The downside of spending so much time outside lately is that I can’t seem to be outdoors without collecting several mystery leg bruises. 🍃📚🍂 190
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026Corner pieces and SNL. Life is beautiful. 1110
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026every now and then I wanna text this girl “where’s my immersion blender at” when she cancelled her rsvp on my housewarming day of but promised she’d get me that gift to make up for it trifling-ass behavior fuck you and your blenderstatic.klipy.comTiffany Pollard from I Love New YorkAlt: Tiffany Pollard from I Love New York 010
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026I think it’s a compliment to have people dislike you for your convictions and opinions and dealbreakers. It’s giving backbone & take me or leave me. Always related to the quote, “If you don’t have enemies, you don’t have character.” Being “nice” says nothing important to me. Stand on something. 2131
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 27/09/2026I made this my morning alarm lmao. It gets me hype for the day. “It’s time to put your foot on everybody’s fucking neck and get out here & go fucking hoop.” Inject it. 🫡 001