Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 2mI was kind of reluctant to see the new Resident Evil but I’m so happy I did. I loved it! The main character was so endearing and made the movie everything it was (complimentary). His comedic timing was perfect, never overdone, and still captured the tension of every scene. HIGHLY RECOMMEND! 🤟🏻 010 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 58mMovie date night & I’m so dressed up. 😆 The ticket kiosk was out of receipt tape so we got these quaint, handwritten tickets. And I snuck in candy! 🍭 020 2
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 3hso tempted to buy this while waiting in the line for popcorn lollll 🍿 180 8
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 5hI have no idea, I just like getting in needless fights with my beloved Brits. 😆 100 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 5hBedding is washed and put back together; winter comforter (duvet for Brits 😉) is on. God, I love my bed. 😍 🛌 💤 🌙 1100 10
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 5hAw, thanks! 🥰 I love it too & that is all that matters to me: liking/enjoying *my* career. 010 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 5hExactly that part! Makes me sad for myself a little; I don’t know what it feels like to have a mom that says nice things to you. Even basic milestones in my life, she barely acknowledges or outright ignores them. She’s yet to say anything about me becoming a court reporter & switching careers. 🙃 110 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 6hMust’ve been my brother’s or an ex-boyfriend’s as I never played Pokémon on Gameboy, haha. Just on Switch! 100 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 7horganizing my dresser and found this lil’ guy hidden at the bottom of my sock drawer lmao 2110 11
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 8hIt’s one-sided from her tho, so she’s the dysfunction. 😂 I’ve never made even close to the same remarks to her or thought to. I think she grew up that way maybe and repeated the cycle instead of correcting it. I’m just happy I learned to love myself with or without her. 🩷 010 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 8hYeah, I don’t get it at all; never have. I’m not a parent and know I’d make plenty of mistakes, but I know beating down their body/appearance early isn’t one of them. It’s a her problem. I don’t let it affect me anymore as I’m fine with myself. Hope she finds that same peace one day, up to her! 110 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 8hI have this specific memory of when I was in third grade and saw my reflection in her car window. I said something like “I’m starting to grow natural blonde highlights & I like it!” She looked at my hair & squinted and said, “I need glasses or you do.” Always digging, even as a kid. Just odd! 110 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 8hNot that I’ve seen, only with me. I feel she’s always oddly competed with me my whole life whereas my brother was treated as a God by her. I regularly tell my therapist about her digs + comments & she’s kind about it but has said she seems very insecure in many ways. Sad way to be at her age imo. 220 2
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9hMy mom has always been weird/rude to me about my body, making small digs. I found it weird when she did it in fifth grade & I still find it weird now. She called me yesterday to ask if I’d be okay with X amount of walking on our trip because “she knows she’s in better shape than me.” lol ok girl 4110 11
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9hLooks superrrr nice/cool but I already booked my room. 🥲 100 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9hYou found affordable delicious restaurants there? Bravo. 👏🏻 Maybe my research sucks, but every restaurant catching my eye is super expensive. 😆 200 2
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9hlmao well I meannn technically *some* laundry will be going with me! 010 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9hAlthough I did make reservations at Vanderpump Cocktail Garden in honor of Vanderpump Rules lmaoooo. 🩷🍸💜 020 2
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9hHave been trying to form a more concrete Vegas itinerary as the laundry is going & it’s crazy how expensive it is to do *anything* worth doing there. Anything affordable is in a sketchy, outside area of town, so no thanks. 320 3
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 10hIt’s always some variation of, “well while we’re on THIS, let’s talk about THAT.” No, no. You could’ve came to me like a big boy/girl if it bothered you so bad, just like I do when something bothers me. You can initiate difficult conversations too ffs. 🙃 230 3
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11hbrb clocking in at the ✨domestic goddess✨ factory because who doesn’t wanna spend a Saturday doing menial housework for free (rhetorical) 1120 12
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 12hIt’s such a pet peeve of mine! Like, think about my behavior that’s bothering you and come to me on your own to talk about it just like I do with you. When I bring something to you, I get to have the floor. It’s how that social contract works. But there are some things you can’t teach people. 😅 130 3
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 12hI need people to know that if you only bring up your grievances with someone *after* they’ve brought up their grievances with you, to you that you are a deeply annoying person. I came to you with something bothering me & now is not the time to play an uno reverse to dodge accountability. 🙄 270 7
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14hI admire Iain’s work he’s doing on here by teaching Spurs fans their ABCs. 🤍 Today they are learning their 20th letter. 👏🏻 230 3
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14hMy washer + dryer have no idea the workday they’re about to have: three loads of laundry + bedding. Hope they slept well because it’s fucking game day for those two. 🫡 Chop, chop! 280 8
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14hGM. ☀️ P.S. Nothing like cozy, natural lighting in the morning. ☁️ 🏡 280 8
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16hIt actually felt really good to end it with most of them, but they deserved it. 🙈 110 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16hI watch true crime/listen to tc podcasts like crazy still too lmao. 110 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17hIt wasn’t until my bff recently described to me how it felt when her boyfriend broke up with her that I realized I’ve never broken up with someone. I always do the breaking up. Being broken up with has gotta fucking suck. My ego and heart would be on the floor. IN SHAMBLES lmao. 😭 450 5
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17hA movie called The Judge. I chose it because I liked all the actors in it and expected a typical courtroom drama, but it was much more than that imo. 110 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18hJust finished a really good movie and now I’m in a sentimental, pensive mood. 130 3
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 21hAnd the one where was carrying a large chocolate cake on a cookie sheet inside her friend’s car. 😂 110 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 21hI was dying laughing at her table-side service video where she was like drizzling water on hot Cheetos. 😭 110 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026It is borderline intolerable how hot I find Marcello Hernández. 010 1
Reposted by Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Life’s short. Take nudes 14420 44
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026dreary day and my adderall prescription is running late so today’s productivity is cancelled 150 5
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026It’s like a warm hug. And you know I had the seat and steering wheel warmers on too. 😂 110 1
Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026I wasn’t lying when I said I was cold all the time now. 😂 110 1