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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤

@f1whitney.coys.social
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Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴 All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed. HAIL YOURSELF. Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻 🩷💜💙

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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 2m
I was kind of reluctant to see the new Resident Evil but I’m so happy I did. I loved it! The main character was so endearing and made the movie everything it was (complimentary). His comedic timing was perfect, never overdone, and still captured the tension of every scene. HIGHLY RECOMMEND! 🤟🏻
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 58m
Movie date night & I’m so dressed up. 😆 The ticket kiosk was out of receipt tape so we got these quaint, handwritten tickets. And I snuck in candy! 🍭
Cute handwritten tickets for resident evil Movie theater bathroom selfie lol
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 3h
so tempted to buy this while waiting in the line for popcorn lollll 🍿
DUNE COLORING BOOK
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 5h
I have no idea, I just like getting in needless fights with my beloved Brits. 😆
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 5h
Bedding is washed and put back together; winter comforter (duvet for Brits 😉) is on. God, I love my bed. 😍 🛌 💤 🌙
My bedroom, most of it.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 5h
Aw, thanks! 🥰 I love it too & that is all that matters to me: liking/enjoying *my* career.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 5h
Exactly that part! Makes me sad for myself a little; I don’t know what it feels like to have a mom that says nice things to you. Even basic milestones in my life, she barely acknowledges or outright ignores them. She’s yet to say anything about me becoming a court reporter & switching careers. 🙃
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 6h
Must’ve been my brother’s or an ex-boyfriend’s as I never played Pokémon on Gameboy, haha. Just on Switch!
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 7h
organizing my dresser and found this lil’ guy hidden at the bottom of my sock drawer lmao
Pokémon Silver - Nintendo Gameboy
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 8h
It’s one-sided from her tho, so she’s the dysfunction. 😂 I’ve never made even close to the same remarks to her or thought to. I think she grew up that way maybe and repeated the cycle instead of correcting it. I’m just happy I learned to love myself with or without her. 🩷
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 8h
Yeah, I don’t get it at all; never have. I’m not a parent and know I’d make plenty of mistakes, but I know beating down their body/appearance early isn’t one of them. It’s a her problem. I don’t let it affect me anymore as I’m fine with myself. Hope she finds that same peace one day, up to her!
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 8h
I have this specific memory of when I was in third grade and saw my reflection in her car window. I said something like “I’m starting to grow natural blonde highlights & I like it!” She looked at my hair & squinted and said, “I need glasses or you do.” Always digging, even as a kid. Just odd!
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 8h
Not that I’ve seen, only with me. I feel she’s always oddly competed with me my whole life whereas my brother was treated as a God by her. I regularly tell my therapist about her digs + comments & she’s kind about it but has said she seems very insecure in many ways. Sad way to be at her age imo.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9h
My mom has always been weird/rude to me about my body, making small digs. I found it weird when she did it in fifth grade & I still find it weird now. She called me yesterday to ask if I’d be okay with X amount of walking on our trip because “she knows she’s in better shape than me.” lol ok girl
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9h
Looks superrrr nice/cool but I already booked my room. 🥲
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9h
You found affordable delicious restaurants there? Bravo. 👏🏻 Maybe my research sucks, but every restaurant catching my eye is super expensive. 😆
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9h
lmao well I meannn technically *some* laundry will be going with me!
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9h
Although I did make reservations at Vanderpump Cocktail Garden in honor of Vanderpump Rules lmaoooo. 🩷🍸💜
Screenshot of my reservation at Vanderpump Cocktail Garden
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9h
Have been trying to form a more concrete Vegas itinerary as the laundry is going & it’s crazy how expensive it is to do *anything* worth doing there. Anything affordable is in a sketchy, outside area of town, so no thanks.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 10h
It’s always some variation of, “well while we’re on THIS, let’s talk about THAT.” No, no. You could’ve came to me like a big boy/girl if it bothered you so bad, just like I do when something bothers me. You can initiate difficult conversations too ffs. 🙃
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11h
PLEASE DO
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11h
brb clocking in at the ✨domestic goddess✨ factory because who doesn’t wanna spend a Saturday doing menial housework for free (rhetorical)
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 11h
😘
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 12h
It’s such a pet peeve of mine! Like, think about my behavior that’s bothering you and come to me on your own to talk about it just like I do with you. When I bring something to you, I get to have the floor. It’s how that social contract works. But there are some things you can’t teach people. 😅
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 12h
I need people to know that if you only bring up your grievances with someone *after* they’ve brought up their grievances with you, to you that you are a deeply annoying person. I came to you with something bothering me & now is not the time to play an uno reverse to dodge accountability. 🙄
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h
I admire Iain’s work he’s doing on here by teaching Spurs fans their ABCs. 🤍 Today they are learning their 20th letter. 👏🏻
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h
My washer + dryer have no idea the workday they’re about to have: three loads of laundry + bedding. Hope they slept well because it’s fucking game day for those two. 🫡 Chop, chop!
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h
oh hell yeahhhh
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h
90s vibes.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h
GM. ☀️ P.S. Nothing like cozy, natural lighting in the morning. ☁️ 🏡
Natural lighting in my living room.Natural lighting in my kitchen.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15h
😂
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16h
It actually felt really good to end it with most of them, but they deserved it. 🙈
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16h
I have not!
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16h
I watch true crime/listen to tc podcasts like crazy still too lmao.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17h
*been broken up with
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17h
Fuck thattttt. 😭
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17h
Yep!
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17h
It wasn’t until my bff recently described to me how it felt when her boyfriend broke up with her that I realized I’ve never broken up with someone. I always do the breaking up. Being broken up with has gotta fucking suck. My ego and heart would be on the floor. IN SHAMBLES lmao. 😭
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17h
A movie called The Judge. I chose it because I liked all the actors in it and expected a typical courtroom drama, but it was much more than that imo.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 18h
Just finished a really good movie and now I’m in a sentimental, pensive mood.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 21h
And the one where was carrying a large chocolate cake on a cookie sheet inside her friend’s car. 😂
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 21h
I was dying laughing at her table-side service video where she was like drizzling water on hot Cheetos. 😭
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 21h
Sleep schedule is fuckeddddd.
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026
It is borderline intolerable how hot I find Marcello Hernández.
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Life’s short. Take nudes
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026
dreary day and my adderall prescription is running late so today’s productivity is cancelled
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026
my lil’ golden retriever
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026
Spooky Friday Skircle Jerk™️
October Skircle to Date
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026
It’s like a warm hug. And you know I had the seat and steering wheel warmers on too. 😂
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Wicked Witch(ney) 🏁🔮🖤 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16/10/2026
I wasn’t lying when I said I was cold all the time now. 😂
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