Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 15hDevasted they made Trombone Shorty wear an undershirt 💔 #MNF 020
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hi I'm Aoife 🤣 I love that like half my skyline could wear that shirt 💕 #F1youtube.comIt's Not All D&D #dungeonsanddragons #dndYouTube video by Natural Six 020
Reposted by Split Calyx 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 30/09/2026that’s the sort of tech I enjoy on the catwalk, not robots or a whole show created by generative AI 119768
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Markwayne Mullin boutta start the Butlerian Jihad early #USPolitics 110
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hear me out I bet they asked AI and didn't double check Conflating "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes" is a very AI thing to do #USPolitics 011
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At this rate, every Bears home game will start with the Mariachi Star Spangled Banner 000
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good news my Dad is feeling better and is apparently reading Navy Seal Romance novels 😆 130
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Listen, I hate AI as much as the next guy But open sourcing a runtime sandbox for AI agents is good, actually This is a problem the entire industry needs to solve I just wish OpenShell supported RHEL in addition to Debian 000
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thanks to the TD by Mumpfield, my husband got to hear the 90's dancehall banger "Oversized Mampie" my mom used to play during dinner 😅 100
Reposted by Split CalyxFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.” 337381
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Christian Horner does not speak Italian. Maranello is very unlikely to hire anyone who doesn't speak Italian. I don't think Ferrari is interested in literal culture change, let alone their corporate culture. He's just a convenient cudgel to threaten Vasseur with. #F1 010
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My dad fell (again) and broke his nose and fractured three vertebrae I suspect he was drunk I'm so worried and sad. Not much I can say. I've been sober 7 years. I've gently offered, nothing more. Not much I can do if he doesn't want to do drinking 030
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Really seems unfair that a small lunchtime dessert can ruin my sleep so hard I'm. So. Wired. Pain doesn't help but damn. I'm even debating a trazodone (stuffy nose nightmare fuel drug) 030
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So that was definitely coffee flan and not Nutella flan Can't sleep feel like shit 010
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I do not understand how this is materially different from selling unsecured credit default swaps for the potential amplification of negative financial events Tldr: make big losses bigger losses, bad 230
Reposted by Split CalyxBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026moopsy perfec t companion for a way mission very Soft and Trustworthy take Moopsy on mission. no problems ever with moopsy because good Shape and not hungry for bones. Moopsy yes perfect for mission put moopsy on mission can trust moopsy for giveing good mission support. friend moopsy 26510
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Great day for my team to run repeated incident pager response tests I do not like how these earbuds handle them (ringing loudly) 010
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lord help me, running late for work and forgot my over the ear headphones 5 hours of zoom meetings to do today, all in earbuds 🫡🫠 010
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Imma solve this problem with tater tots Greasy potato cylinders solve everything! 040
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I want casserole for dinner but I have no leftovers: a modern tragedy 010
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Fun related story: studios started the academy awards so actors wouldn't unionize and get paid more Whenever there are awards... Cui bono? (Hoity toity for "Who benefits?") Not me, so Idgaf 110
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The intersection of two of my interests, software and F1 W. Edwards Deming always said "you can't manage what you can't measure" Sounds like the steering wheel UX design for the new F1 regulations is lagging behind driver info needs, leading to increased race engineer chatter 130
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Water down the cleats" is the new euphemism for going to pee, pass it on Cuz that looks like urination lol #NFL #RedZone 000
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dear United... Why won't you let me exchange money for services? Tried booking my cambodia/Japan tickets 6 times, going through all the steps for all 6 legs, at the last minute "that fare is no longer available" 🤬 010
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I do not condone AI slop But if someone did this to Ed Sheeran I would lol 000
Reposted by Split Calyxdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026dang, new cat all pissed. this is not the face of an animal who is pleased to have been discovered. 1003654622
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If not friend, why friend shaped? I would name him Ares and cuddle him and snuggle him and get torn to shreds in my sleepnbcnews.comNew wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers sayA type of tiger cat, the animal is slender, spotted and smaller than a house cat. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest. 020
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We all know about The Horrors™️ of existing in 2026 I want to Pangloss it out and talk about The Wonders™️ of existing in 2026 210
Reposted by Split CalyxMicah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now. 382533851
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Anybody got a good block list for weird AI reply bots? 000
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Watching the U20 Track and field championships You could not pay me enough money to measure hammer throws 210
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Today was the first day since mid-March I had some pain free hours!! 🥳🥳🥳 250
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"5,000 engineers and 12 cybersecurity engineers" 🥲 No wonder windows security sucks 000
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Do the chrome designers who put the search bar on the bottom not have tits? I can't mindlessly Internet with my phone resting on my sternum in these conditions 031
Reposted by Split CalyxI'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Uni grandfather clock 8579331195
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ya girl's going back to Japan I wanna get to the top of Konpira-san again, that's like 1,368 steps time to get training 130
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh look Alabama is losing in football to Kentucky, a basketball school 😭 Imma go for a run instead and listen to Dungeon Crawler Carl 120
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh God what if The Great Filter is just caring about others who aren't you and aren't like you 020
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My favorite shawarma place took down their beautiful mosque photos and put up generic "American" art 000
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Currently giving my cat "very important rocks" and pretending to be mad when she knocks them off the table She is satisfied thinking she's rustling my jimmies 030
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I gotta stop buying perfume discovery sets But I also really enjoy sampling perfume 000
Reposted by Split CalyxJRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt. 6861132009
Reposted by Split CalyxJanet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Important wildlife update: Spotted Tussock Moth caterpillar has important caterpillar business to attend to #invertebrates 3265696
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Really proud of our Chubby Chipley Kimi Antonelli today, killer drive Crazy weekend (Gasly pole, Kimi win from the rear) that destroyed my F1 predict scores (God bless Audi for fastest pit) but soothed my burning yearn for unpredictable chaos 021
Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Finally topped 90k! It had a LOT of gimmies though. Anthropeum.com · Sep 4 2026 🟦🟩🟦🟦🟩🟦🟦🟦🟦🟩 91,236 · top 2% of players today!anthropeum.comAnthropeumA daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank. 020
