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@f0p.uk
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Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk. Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 3m
It’ll be like the Wonka Experience.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 6m
For those of you who don’t get the @b3ta.com newsletter that’s published each week by the magic donkey, A) why not? B) you’d learn that timeless favourite ‘Buffy’s Swearing Keyboard’ has been remade to work on phones by GingerPrince, and it’s here: buffys-swearing-keyboard.pages.dev C) profit
buffys-swearing-keyboard.pages.dev
Buffy's Swearing Keyboard [b3ta recreation]
A faithful HTML5 and mobile touch recreation of Rob Manuel's legendary early-2000s b3ta Flash toy, Buffy's Swearing Keyboard.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 2h
See also my punt on robot monkey butlers.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 09/10/2026
Confessions Of A Driving Instructor Die Hard One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest On The Buses
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 09/10/2026
Came here to say this.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 09/10/2026
I was thinking more of Roy Scheider’s watch in Blue Thunder 😄
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 09/10/2026
‘Still got it’ I whisper as I enter the Authenticator code with 2 seconds to spare before it refreshes.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 08/10/2026
It’s a-tractored to the heart next to it.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 07/10/2026
Had a personal tour of G-BOAF at Bristol Filton a few years after it had flown there. Stood underneath going ‘this is TINY’ just as my guide said ‘of course, we only used the afterburners during takeoff.’ and my jaw hit the floor. Also, Pavarotti must’ve been buttered to get in the bog.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 07/10/2026
*slaps top of the case* This bad boy can have up to FOUR fonts installed!
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 07/10/2026
I-understood-that-reference dot jpg
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/10/2026
#VanityFair
Vanity fair cover with Sam Altman stealing everything
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 06/10/2026
Note to self: begin all meetings with ‘hello Bone colleagues’
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 05/10/2026
My signed copy of ‘villager’ is on the To Read list 😄
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 05/10/2026
Pessimaxxing.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 03/10/2026
Aye, I was quite surprised when I found out the meaning of that a few years later.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 02/10/2026
He will if you stand on one leg.
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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 02/10/2026
Happy toilet wine day! Avoid furtive polar bears.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 02/10/2026
Pretty sure Oxford is £4 for 2 too. I don’t remember going ‘HOW MUCH?’ back in Feb.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 02/10/2026
Ah, the lesser-spotted Gnops, splendid.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 02/10/2026
We were all so young. I couldn’t go to that bash and I think it’s the only time aaargh_wasps was seen in public.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/10/2026
Yet.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/10/2026
I was impressed that in the time it took to also be followed on my @binarydinosaurs.co.uk account ‘Julie’ had gone from just being an 18+ OF account with 2 posts to posting loads of political crap.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/10/2026
Yes!* *No. Well, maybe that bit was upstairs.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/10/2026
No ring.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/10/2026
The one problem with being known as Witchy is that I should probably change my handle for every other month of the year.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/10/2026
Seeing @orkneylibrary.bsky.social post reminded me we were there last week spotting filthy book titles 😆
Picture of an idiot outside Orkney Library in Kirkwall. A fine building full of fine books. Hur hur ‘Anal’
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/10/2026
Killdozer you say. About time they reformed.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/10/2026
It’s never stated where the line between good and evil is. I reckon Slough.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 30/09/2026
You got ‘em too eh. Hello Mark’s new followers.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 30/09/2026
Well done Moo 🏆
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 30/09/2026
Orkney last week. The local paper said Kirkwall high street had been voted the prettiest shopping street in Scotland. We decided they’d not asked anyone outside Kirkwall.
Kirkwall’s Albert street, Orkney. Pretty. It says here. 

Fortunately the islands themselves are VERY pretty so we’ll let this one slide 😁
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 29/09/2026
Suck up the contents of your wallet.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 21/09/2026
I missed this through being INDUSTRIOUS and PRODUCTIVE yesterday. Felicitations, Moo 🍰🥂
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Wide shot of the BRITISH MUSEUM. There are suggestions of fascism around the streets - tanks, barricades, an Orwellian 'Big Brother'-style poster on a wall. A voice of a TOUR GUIDE emanates from the museum:

TOUR GUIDE:
So the Tapestry tells acrucial chapter of our nation's history...

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[Cut to interior of museum. A long Bayeaux-style TAPESTRY is on display, and the Tour Guide is speaking to a tour group]

TOUR GUIDE [smiling]:
How modern fascist Britain was created. 

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TOUR GUIDE:
The Tapestry begins here with the 2008 Crash, then austerity, then the AI Crash...

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TOUR GUIDE:
...and by the end of the room it's just full-on fash. 

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CHILD IN TOUR GROUP [gesturing to the tapestry]:
What's this middle bit?

TOUR GUIDE:
This is the 2026 Battle of Legitimate Concerns 

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TOUR GUIDE:
[show a reporter standing next to the Dover protests]
Here's the media saying the government have got to do something about the legitimate concerns...

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CHILD:
...About the failure of capitalism?

TOUR GUIDE:
No about brown people on boats

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CHILD:
[pointing at boats crossing the sea on the tapestry]
Are these boats the mega-dinghies?

TOUR GUIDE:
Not all of them

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[we see one of the boats  is a giant yacht]
TOUR GUIDE:
That one's a superyacht,
carrying money from the American fascists to the British ones.

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TOUR GUIDE:
You see really it's as much a story of convergence as it is of conflict.

[An alarm sounds in the museum]
DING DING DING DING 

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TOUR GUIDE:
Ok, tour over everyone 

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TOUR GUIDE:
It's time for the Two Minute Hate!

[They all leave the museum]

[ends]
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 20/09/2026
Awesome news!
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 18/09/2026
Ah, Music To Watch Girls By. Reminds me of a uk.media.radio.radcliffe (USENET!) meet there one cold Saturday in 1997 with scran then ales in the Lass O’Gowrie. Happy times. I was skinny then too.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 18/09/2026
Aye, he’s doing a good job AND he had Landlord on last time I was in. Much win. Note to self: don’t smack head coming out of bogs this time 😄
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 17/09/2026
Yay for weddings 😄 As it turns out I may be around Saturday ‘cos I have a mate visiting and I’ve not done a pub crawl since the last time he was here a year ago. Walking into the West End was like the old days hahaha. Grumpies, Big Robin and others. Fun times.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 16/09/2026
Naturally, they sound like Marmalade.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 16/09/2026
Blue Duffled Death Bear are in session for Riley&Coe on 6music next week.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 15/09/2026
This is true. Two of the feathered weapons nearly had me in the Ouse a few years ago. They took a run up outside RBK and they WERE going into the river whether there was a fleshbag in the way or not. Never bitten pavement so quickly. Thankfully not bittern pavement.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 15/09/2026
Is the levitation because you’re holding onto a swan?
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 15/09/2026
I missed it too, but then I was more into pubs and clubbing back then.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 15/09/2026
Stroo. I had to get the fire brigade out and everything.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 15/09/2026
Hello 😁 I was thinking about you the other day, in the ‘people I’ve not seen for years’ category. This is what happens when your local closes. I’m alive, though I did have one (1) brush with death a few years ago which was fun. Hopefully fixed now.
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 15/09/2026
And don’t get me started on the boules being those Poundland special plastic atrocities 😄
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Witchy @f0p.uk · 15/09/2026
Perfect shoes for that terrain, there.
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