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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/10/2026

Seeing @orkneylibrary.bsky.social post reminded me we were there last week spotting filthy book titles 😆

Picture of an idiot outside Orkney Library in Kirkwall. A fine building full of fine books.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/10/2026

Killdozer you say. About time they reformed.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 30/09/2026

Orkney last week. The local paper said Kirkwall high street had been voted the prettiest shopping street in Scotland. We decided they’d not asked anyone outside Kirkwall.

Kirkwall’s Albert street, Orkney. Pretty. It says here.

Fortunately the islands themselves are VERY pretty so we’ll let this one slide 😁

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 12/09/2026

Happy birthday! W/y/h/p. 24 years, 8 months and 24 days. Welp.

A comedy take on a Tennents Super label that I changed to say That’s Super, strapline VERY STRONG HUMMUS. The ‘comedy’ element is up for discussion, obvs.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 29/08/2026

From WAY back in the day… witchystuff.co.uk/mindboggle.jpg

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 12/08/2026

Am I doing this right?

An idiot, earlier, standing with his back to the sun and with a colander on his head.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 12/07/2026

First spotted on the bad place so I kept a copy.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 06/07/2026

Weelllll… 😄

The recent Nuneaton rail bridge bash where the driver of a skip wagon dislodged the safety beam placed before the actual bridge, resulting in it crashing to the road below. Thankfully, nobody was injured.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 20/06/2026

Been a decade or two since we last met, but tonight was @fesshole.bsky.social with mr @robmanuel.b3ta.com. Splendid arfs, will watch again.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 18/06/2026

Ah love choppin weeds, me!

Some secateurs, earlier. They look proper happy about the weeds they’ve just cut down.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 18/06/2026

I want to like this but can’t.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 14/06/2026

I recorded it on first broadcast too, even cut out the listing in the radiotimes ((c)VLSmith) to stick on the cassette. Every time it was shown afterwards I’d wait until the moment Striker looks to camera and says ‘What a pisser’ and if it didn’t appear I knew it’d be the shit version. Tape time!

Ted Striker in Airplane! saying ‘what a pisser’ to camera.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/06/2026

This is what @robmanuel.b3ta.com says when you hit the ‘f’ key on Buffy’s Swearing Keyboard.

A car park entry barrier machine with the name FAAC on it.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 23/05/2026

Am I doing this right?

The Star Trek caption generator with episode title ‘pee is stored in the balls’

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 22/05/2026

I had a hench ghost egg a while back.

Sausages and an egg inna frying pan, the egg resembles a ghost with a yellow yolky nose and it looks STACKED.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 17/05/2026

Pick a bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 26/04/2026

It will never beat this classic that I turned into a railway advert.

A post from ‘Jeff’ sometime in 2002-ish posted on the B3ta message board that simply says ‘twats. You’re all a sad bunch of geeky TWATS’. I photoshopped it into a railway advert, underneath which is a person wearing an orange beanie, grinning for the original photo.

Which we took as a badge of honour, obvs.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 23/04/2026

Post a question you ask yourself every morning

1980s book cover style panel that simply says:

FUCK
I mean holy goddamn
FUCK
What the fucking
FUCK

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 10/04/2026

“You can’t hear an image.” The image:

Ted Striker in Airplane! when he breaks the fourth wall and says ‘what a pisser’

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 03/04/2026

YES! Opened the bacon packet USING THE BREAK-OFF TAB. My day will be unassailable! 🤘🏻🥓🥓

A packet of supermarket bacon opened by hand, oh yes.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 02/04/2026

I didn’t move away from this thread on my morning doomscroll so it’s only right I add a couple. These that immediately spring to mind, the airhorn one caught me off guard and I *wept*.

Skeet from Glennyrodge, “you know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML”

Tweet from stephenjmolloy,

*Air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Me: “This isn’t deodorant.”

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 23/03/2026

Aside from the Entrance To Hell I did like the hastily expanding foam sealed window added to the room above the kitchen, and the brick arch it’s cutting into.

Photo of the side of the house featuring a window that definitely shouldn’t be where it is.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 21/03/2026

I'm the lyrical gangster, here come the

Advert for a 'foot stepper' which is something you step on. With your foot.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 20/03/2026

Am I doing this right?

The popular DUNE title generator displaying 'DUNE DUNE BARNEY MCGRUNE cuthbert dibble grub' because why not.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 18/03/2026

Trouble is, every time I walk past that chippy and see the sign in the window I’m reminded of this.

A bottle of Flash Bathroom which SHOULD say ‘removes SOAP SCUM’ but some wag has placed the price sticker so it covers the ‘S’ on both of those words.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 15/02/2026

Ok who ordered sner. I certainly didn’t.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 06/02/2026

Happy birthingday! Shame it’s being spoiled by shitbags, booo. Hope you can have fun though! 🍻x

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 06/02/2026

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Billy Connolly on an Xmas bauble onna Xmas tree going ‘Jesus sufferin’ fuck’

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 01/02/2026

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Sign in a Chinese supermarket that’s been badly translated so it says ‘fuck vegetables’

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 29/01/2026

This was an absolute game changer for me in 1989, and I’m still miffed I didn’t go to any of the gigs associated with it at the time - Napalm Death, Morbid Angel, Repulsion, Carcass. Awesome noise even now.

Earache Records’ famous 1989 epic Grindcrusher album. Came with a single sided etched 7” single featuring the 2 second opus ‘you suffer (but why)?’ by Napalm Death.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 19/01/2026

Evergreen post, it seems.

Post by Damien Owens from 2022 which reads

"I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:

'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'"

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 12/01/2026

I wanted to like this, but I just couldn’t could I.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 31/12/2025

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.

Photo of a Corgi dog jumping over a (I assume) dog-jumping fence with the caption of ‘cunt destroyer’

No, I don’t know either, but I laughed for minutes the first time I saw it.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 28/12/2025

Co-op. £2.50. That’s made of win. And sugar.

Pic of a Swizzels selection box full of all your favourites from Fizzers to Double Lollies to Parma Violets. Epic.

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Witchy @f0p.uk · 28/12/2025

Similarly, I was given a 1948 encyclopaedia called ‘How and Why It Works’ covering all manner of engineering things from electricity distribution, railway signals, food canning, steel production to hydro-electric dams. I was FASCINATED. All drawn like this, sometimes with photos too. Awesome.