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“She writes very well.” -Benjamin Hochman, sports columnist, St. Louis Post-Dispatch Thought broadcasting context: Virginia Tech | St. Louis Cardinals | Liverpool FC | USW/MNT | Washington Spirit | Commanders

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh Goodreads FINALLY has half and quarter stars thank GOD
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TF NO
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
According to Sprouts this is three (3) portions of salmon 🤨
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do we have a fucking lantern fly in our commercial this year what the fuck
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
omg that Shatner commercial is so out of pocket
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was an extremely sexy drive
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daycare just called and said she’s throwing up and has diarrhea, we’re doing great so far
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
~30 hours of solo parenting an 8-month-old starts now
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April Ludgate's Urgent 'HELP!' Sticky Note
ALT: April Ludgate's Urgent 'HELP!' Sticky Note
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess who’s on my fantasy team
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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't realize @edsbs.bsky.social was going to break out the blowtorch on the pod yesterday...
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It pains me to admit that the chicken & waffles Oreos absolutely slap
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is what parenting feels like
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Roey Hadar @roey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NWSL viewers: we'd like a camera lens that isn't smudged by a ton of water so we can actually make out what's happeni— ESPN: HOW 'BOUT MORE PAT MCAFEE?!?!?!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jo…
Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Hilarious Laughing Woman
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope there's a sign for folks dropping off people at the airport that says "D.PARTON"
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Subscribe to @channel6.bsky.social
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reacher singing this while beating you to death with a running push mower
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guess what happened again
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kinda tempted to get this for 👶🏼 and then wear Tech basketball jerseys with her
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sometimes i'll find myself lost in thought like "it is strange that we typically treat spaghetti as a main course but macaroni and cheese as a side dish even though they are both basically just pastas with sauce" and suddenly it'll hit me that i am driving a car 75mph on the highway
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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Thanks for all the Fullcast, Ryan. Catch you on Phantom Island.
A digital art drawing of a cartoon with the text "Thank You Ryan" and a bunch of references to the Shutdown Fullcast. Today was Ryan's last episode.

Various things here: Gatorade Fast Twitch, Fryin Nanni, a Gator, Penny the Eagles Jacket, a saw puppet, Italian Brady Hoke, Ed O, a lawyer, Antioch the Birthday Spider, a koala with a shark fin, Dad Walk, a biscuit, ham, blood for blood week, sad husky, a flag of Tampa, the moon, and snakes
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh yeah Ted Lasso’s still got it
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OH FUCK OFF
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Actor Tim Curry Dead at 80
Tim Curry -- the legendary film and TV actor best known for playing Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the cult classic "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
beg pardon what
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Newcastle’s kit inspiration
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh thank GOD Haaland finally cut his hair
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s already @hollyanderson.bsky.social season at Costco
A comically oversized skeleton yard decoration
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How about “it’s time to approve my public service loan forgiveness application I filed SIX TEEN MONTHS AGO”
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve had trouble making room for sports in my life the past several years but it also seems more and more like sports doesn’t have any room for me
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hayden Panetierre?????
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is why you join a sorority in college and get the finance bro phase out of your system early
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I miss my old PCP so much omg —— 👩🏼: but at least you’re a doctor and know what to do 👨🏼‍⚕️: yeah but I perform the most ratchet-ass medicine on myself —— /him doing physical exam on my back injury 👨🏼‍⚕️: godDAMN you are tight as a motherfucker —— 👩🏼: she’s your mom of course she worries 👨🏼‍⚕️: fuckin Israelis
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 31/07/2026
If you search for “-insert name- controversy” it will manufacture one for the named person.
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Andy McKay @korimakoecology.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Incredible stuff from Avalon Nursery.
Guys I’m sorry about my last few posts picking on Agapanthus & Yuccas. I understand lots of you like these plants so I do apologise. I will admit, there is a time and a place for all plants including those two. And that time is never and that place is hell. Bye
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Has this been brought to the attention of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Either a culinary delicacy or an abomination unto the lord, depending on your denomination
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
today i happened upon a gang of youths tagging a public school. upon closer inspection their graffiti read, "jeff kent not a deserving hall of famer (led league in sac flies only once)." i informed him that he actually did so twice. they apologized and asked me to drive them to the police station
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We’re so cooked
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I watched the first episode of the Every Summer After series adaptation and I am not feeling a super strong need to watch the rest of it
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
67 degrees and sunny is absolutely flawless walk to daycare weather
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That being a foul on Spain is why basketball is bullshit
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Across the Universe. Fight me.
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The lantern flies are arriving
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Stranger Things Flamethrower
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
emptying a clip into my lettuce
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eZg @ezg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just read a book summary that started with “Normal People meets Fifty Shades of Grey” and immediately ejected, thank you for your service whoever wrote that
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