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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Millennials aren't jaded enough. Where is your HATE. Stop trying to weather the storm and find happiness in mediocre slop. BE MAD. Things won't get better until you start being MEAN to NINTENDO EMPLOYEES.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
nintendo took my nostalgia into the confession booth and molested it
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Once again Playstation proves that the only way Playstation can make a good live service game is by accidentally stumbling into it a la Helldivers 2. Every activr attempt Sony has made has been an utter flop. At least it's really funny. Come on Arthur one more live service and we can go to Tahiti.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The story was promised to Steve Danuser 3000 years ago
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm getting really bored with the people who have been tweeting about Zul'jan 5 times a day for the past 3 months also here's an unrelated funny video I found.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/08/2026
capitalism is increasingly the 'how much sawdust can we add to this sausage before people notice?' experiment, but for EVERYTHING
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 04/08/2026
when you know you've made a good game
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Me when she area on my death test
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The thing that's most painful about the ID software layoffs is that they were probably the last "great" AAA FPS studio. Every game they made was critically acclaimed, loved by fans, and incredibly polished. Yet the people who brought all of these critically acclaimed games were laid off
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
discord nitro profiles when you click on them:
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
lindsey graham died tragically overnight when he fell into the toilet while shitting and accidentally pulled the flush and it was too powerful and it sucked all of his organs and blood out into the toilet. we should respect his family’s privacy at this time and be respectful of this tragedy
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think we can fix the layoff issue by giving Microsoft executives one lash from whip for every worker who has to be laid off because of their poor decision making. It really is the only fair way of doing these things. Obviously you can't do it in one sitting. So maybe like 50 a day.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The more I see people make fun of British food the more I have to reconcile with the fact that I like the sound of most British food. Beans on toast? I like beans. I like toast. Mince pie? A pie made of meat? That sounds awesome. "Bangers and mash"? Stupid name but it is literally
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I HAVENT SEEN MARIO I HAVENT SEEN ANY TOY STORIES AFTER 3 I HAVENT SEEN ANY OF THE DISNEY LIVE ACTION REMAKES I HAVE ONLY SEEN THE FIRST PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE I WILL NEVER HAVE KIDS I AM FREE
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This may seem insensitive but I genuinely think the Bricks and Minifigs thing has had more splash and for longer than the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Idk how to feel about the ocarina of time remaster because like on the one hand it looks nice, but on the other I kind of wish I could just play it on the switch without having to subscribe to the nintendo online service thing. Like why can't I just buy it like I could on the WiiU.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is not what I wanted reddit.
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bug @buggle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Mushroom
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Why do I feel a weird euphoria when I play a mushroom character in a video game. Is this how furries feel when they are in their fursuits. Am I a mushroom furry. Why do I want to be a mushroom so much. What the fuck is wrong with me.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's kind of funny when people joke that Peter Thiel is the antichrist, or that he's going to destroy humanity with AI singularity or whatever, because that's what he wants to believe about himself. He's literally larping as skynet oppenheimer when he knows that generative AI is
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
when i was like 17 and trump was elected for the first time i was like "wow that can't be right people can't be this stupid" and then i worked in retail for two months and realized like 60% of the general US population are two IQ points away from forgetting to breathe and suffocating to death
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
hey guys its me trump im not a pedophile or fascist just don't listen to the epstien files or the women who claim i sexually assaulted them or the clip i admit to sexually assaulting women also don't audit me and also give me a bunch of money for my private army who will shoot you if u annoy them
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i think mmos should be legally required to let you play as a mushroom guy as one of the races it can be american federal law i just think it's really important
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frog totem @froggishly.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
me if i was australian taz’dingaur
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Me when I when me when I when me when when me I me when me me when I me when I open the transmog window in the hit indie RPG world of warcraft specifically while being in Silvermoon City
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Ash Baby Screaming Face
ALT: Ash Baby Screaming Face
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
desecrated how?
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Sereven @sereven.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Always crazy to see how much hate Jaina and Vareesa get like can't a girl have hobbies jeeze 🙄
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
when you really think about it, the true value of video games is in laying off thousands of the people who make them at regular intervals in order to increase shareholder value 🥰
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's crazy how she made herself orange to appeal to Trump and then he fired her anyway. Bravo Kristi.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Sorry Kristi Noem. The game was rigged from the start.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i can't believe they did this to him
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Before I start, I am not suicidal. I'm a great swimmer. The brakes on my car are in good shape, and I have nothing against the people of twitteroth and think all of twitteroth is really cool and great and very smart. With that out of the way, I really don't think Harandar is all that bad.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
constructive criticism is cringe, constructive terrorism is based
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tempest keep truther @mothy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
back in MY day we didn't help these things molt we ATE them RAW with NO HOT SAUCE to fuel our EVIL SPELLS
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I'm going to fly a wind rider rigged with bombs into the sunwell
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i thought the woke mob was lying to me about thin mints but ngl they are pretty good i have to be real
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
We have to start putting artists in cages and hitting them with sticks every time they give a female character egirl face. We can't let them keep doing it.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Maybe I'm too woke for saying this but I think we should imprison artists who change bodily proportions and facial features of female characters to better fit modern beauty standards. Yes even porn artists. "Art is art" no fuck you your art isn't art and I think you should be in gay baby jail.
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
this is bananas b a n a n a s
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hans and Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I lose my shit every time I hear a male blood elf demon hunter yell "CRAYOLA" when they glide like why do they say that lol
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
New pfp haha funny cow
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Christie Golden @christiegolden.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Big Announcement coming soon. Stay tuned!
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eye sack @eyesacks.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Seeing the difference between the reactions to the killing of Renee Good really illuminates the thought processes of all of these maga gun nuts who want to believe they are in some sort of holy war with liberal soccer moms who just want to stop families from being torn apart. She has to have been
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