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@exurd.neocities.org
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22. i code. i compose. i type. i edit. i try my best. exurd.neocities.org/f | github.com/exurd | soundcloud.com/exurd

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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
how was la olympics? was it le good
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
slashk.neocities.org/17776tober/2...
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17776tober Day 2 — Canyon
can you not
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 01/10/2026
i didn't notice it was posted two months ago! i saw it through @spacecowboy17.bsky.social's for you feed
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 01/10/2026
slashk.neocities.org/17776tober/1...
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17776tober Day 1 — Awaken
wakey wakey, eggs 'n bakey.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
5G cell phone radiation meme but "tribute to anomalocaris"
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
Newspaper excerpt with the word "verity" circled, and and arrow pointing to a smiley face. Intentionally bad JPEG quality. Not AI generated, you bozos.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 21/09/2026
moth
Moth.
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 18/03/2026
PANEL 1

Leslie and Brianne are sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Brianne is holding a gigantic, partially eaten burrito. She looks very full and miserable.

BRIANNE (looking at burrito): Urgh... must finish... massive burrito...

PANEL 2

BRIANNE (looking towards Leslie): Gotta... impress... wife...

PANEL 3

Leslie looks worried.

LESLIE: Brianne, you really don't have to finish that burrito, it's not going to impress-

PANEL 4

Brianne shoves the massive burrito into her mouth.

BRIANNE: OMFF...
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 13/09/2026
the following advert is an advert
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 09/09/2026
My favorite part is making the two sides kiss.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 12/09/2026
no more google balls 🟡 🔴 🔵 🔴 🔵🟡 🔴 🔵 take my colourful balls and go
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Joshua 'NantenJex' Goldie @nantenjex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Professor LAIton and the Generative Village
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 12/09/2026
adhd
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 11/09/2026
i wonder what the baby kirby au would look like if instead it was based the game eversion— actually nevermind i *don't* want to know
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 11/09/2026
do you guys accept roblox card? no? please i got nothing in my other balances i have like 40k robux please please please let me buy my groceries for this week
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
dammit i had the same idea. take my like
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
imagine getting brainwashed of that thainwashed
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
why did you post a leaked screenshot of the movie
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
tadc bizco if he wasn't fucking around
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
It'll be on bsky if this PR gets pushed into main. One day...
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Highlight text in composer if over the character limit by mozzius · Pull Request #3469 · bluesky-social/social-app
Native only for now. Splits the richtext in the composer on the character limit, and puts all characters over that into <Text> with a red background Test plan Type more than 300 characters i...
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
no. nonono what do you mean it's been over ten years since blamo
Screenshot of Roblox game Blamo by zKevin.

Below description says:
"53 maps currently exist, and map submissions are open!
Playable on all devices, along with custom support for VR.

A game that's better to be experienced than to be explained."
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of Tumblr comment section of same post (https://www.tumblr.com/recreationaldivorce/825847481975865344)

madmanmanhunteriv420:
"Terry A. Davis moment"

recreationaldivorce:
"as we all know, terry davis is the only person to have ever written an os. in fact all computers run templeos, very ubiquitous operating system"

vulpesintuos:
"@recreationaldivorce this is true. all available linux distros ever are just reskinned templeOS"

exurd:
"@vulpesintuos contrary to popular belief, every compiler in the world just compiles to holyc. it's what jesus would have wanted"
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 07/09/2026
i remember when liteloader and forge could be installed together. it's been almost 10 years since then (it last updated to 1.12.2!)
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 05/09/2026
these are some weird slither.io skins
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 04/09/2026
no joke this is how i left it afterwards
Hey here's a joke:
Why don't developers like listening to covers of music?

Because the do t like rowing f thenmekisnws
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 31/08/2026
public static bool IsRegistered() { return true; }
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 28/08/2026
Crazy. Someone uploaded the whole episode on YouTube. Did they get permission from Netflix?
Screenshot of YouTube video "Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look", uploaded 6 hours ago with 3.1 million views.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 27/08/2026
Wordle 1,895 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 24/08/2026
i'm surprised you'd even letting us speak here considering how many times you turned off your replies as the punchline 5
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
now THIS is the solution
A cropped corner version of the above images. The words "IM HORNY" is spoken by someone; only the top part of their head and eye are visible.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
ah... which one should i press... hmmm
IKEA feedback stand but the logo is replaced with SECRET BASE
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 20/08/2026
watch out for the hypno snail
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 19/08/2026
i just looked up what they have for sale now and god they're not as peak as they once were. like no i don't want a single ass £11 coin or a £21 bag i want the moob shirt
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 19/08/2026
Oh my god, it released early
Gems for You:
1. Akira
2. Tenet
3. MONKEYBONE
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 18/08/2026
Then comes the Roblox vibecoded clones with an abundance of P2W mechanics
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 08/08/2026
Here's a full-screen (4:3) version, as a treat. A 99 Flake is extra, though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E0Q...
youtube.com
A Flounder Fell From the Roof (Unofficial “English” Cover)
YouTube video by exurd
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 07/08/2026
wine shoes it's all wine shoes
Reddit · r/shittyfoodporn
270+ comments · 5 years ago

The Germans have gone too far; "Ketchup Slices ... - Reddit

So you put cheese on top and toss them both onto the patty in the last minute of cooking. They melt together into a cheesy tomato sauce topping ...Man creates ‘ketchup leather’ and blows everyone’s minds

Alison Lynch | Senior online reporter
Published November 20, 2015 11:33am Updated December 11, 2019 12:12pm 

It’s a slice of hard ketchup (Picture: YouTube)

Source: https://metro.co.uk/2015/11/20/man-creates-ketchup-leather-to-solve-burger-problem-no-one-knew-existed-5514822/
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 07/08/2026
A Flounder Fell From the Roof / ヒラメがやねからおちてきた “English” Cover #song #cover #animation #fyp #vocaloid #lola #lolavocaloid #unnamed_155 #parody #britian #british #eastenders #wonga #siivagunner #turbot #translation
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 05/08/2026
soulace #animation #originalsong #windows95 #fyp #song #music
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
had it for 25 years, all the way back to when i was posting on message boards in 2001. recently i saw a couple of presumably younger people who got the idea that i was the creator of calvin & hobbes. never would've guessed that would be an issue but figured it was probably a good idea to switch
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"They're letting you play XBOX games on PC?" "Yea, because pretty soon, you won't be able to play XBOX games on XBOX!" "DO HO HO HO HO!"
Statler and Waldorf
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 22/07/2026
i was going to reply with "the social network 2" but then i found out they're makiNG A SOCIAL NETWORK TWO WHAT—
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 19/07/2026
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 18/07/2026
dude i'm so excited for this. can't wait!
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Archie the Dropshipper
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 13/07/2026
Wordle 1,850 5/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 29/06/2026
It's a good post, with clear intentions and a gripping cliffhanger (at least to me). Although I wish the story had told us which store you went to, it didn't affect the rest of the text's descriptive "quality over quantity" values. 8.5/10, I recommend others to read this post if they can afford it.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 27/06/2026
shrimp posting? at this hour? how convenient
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 26/06/2026
soundcloud.com/exurd/vertigo Vertigo is calling. #music #musicproduction #logicpro #electronic #electronicmusic #experimentalelectronic
soundcloud.com
VERTIGO
YouTube: https://youtu.be/ykqdug3k8ag Lyrics: time waits for no one oh don’t you know? at all? so call me stupid, call me dumb call me naive, call me numb listen to the visions, look at all the sou
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 26/06/2026
C&AS
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