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22. i code. i compose. i type. i edit. i try my best. exurd.neocities.org/f | github.com/exurd | soundcloud.com/exurd

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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
5G cell phone radiation meme but "tribute to anomalocaris"
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
Newspaper excerpt with the word "verity" circled, and and arrow pointing to a smiley face. Intentionally bad JPEG quality. Not AI generated, you bozos.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 21/09/2026
moth
Moth.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
no. nonono what do you mean it's been over ten years since blamo
Screenshot of Roblox game Blamo by zKevin.

Below description says:
"53 maps currently exist, and map submissions are open!
Playable on all devices, along with custom support for VR.

A game that's better to be experienced than to be explained."
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of Tumblr comment section of same post (https://www.tumblr.com/recreationaldivorce/825847481975865344)

madmanmanhunteriv420:
"Terry A. Davis moment"

recreationaldivorce:
"as we all know, terry davis is the only person to have ever written an os. in fact all computers run templeos, very ubiquitous operating system"

vulpesintuos:
"@recreationaldivorce this is true. all available linux distros ever are just reskinned templeOS"

exurd:
"@vulpesintuos contrary to popular belief, every compiler in the world just compiles to holyc. it's what jesus would have wanted"
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 04/09/2026
no joke this is how i left it afterwards
Hey here's a joke:
Why don't developers like listening to covers of music?

Because the do t like rowing f thenmekisnws
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 28/08/2026
Crazy. Someone uploaded the whole episode on YouTube. Did they get permission from Netflix?
Screenshot of YouTube video "Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look", uploaded 6 hours ago with 3.1 million views.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
now THIS is the solution
A cropped corner version of the above images. The words "IM HORNY" is spoken by someone; only the top part of their head and eye are visible.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
ah... which one should i press... hmmm
IKEA feedback stand but the logo is replaced with SECRET BASE
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 19/08/2026
Oh my god, it released early
Gems for You:
1. Akira
2. Tenet
3. MONKEYBONE
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 07/08/2026
wine shoes it's all wine shoes
Reddit · r/shittyfoodporn
270+ comments · 5 years ago

The Germans have gone too far; "Ketchup Slices ... - Reddit

So you put cheese on top and toss them both onto the patty in the last minute of cooking. They melt together into a cheesy tomato sauce topping ...Man creates ‘ketchup leather’ and blows everyone’s minds

Alison Lynch | Senior online reporter
Published November 20, 2015 11:33am Updated December 11, 2019 12:12pm 

It’s a slice of hard ketchup (Picture: YouTube)

Source: https://metro.co.uk/2015/11/20/man-creates-ketchup-leather-to-solve-burger-problem-no-one-knew-existed-5514822/
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 07/08/2026
A Flounder Fell From the Roof / ヒラメがやねからおちてきた “English” Cover #song #cover #animation #fyp #vocaloid #lola #lolavocaloid #unnamed_155 #parody #britian #british #eastenders #wonga #siivagunner #turbot #translation
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 05/08/2026
soulace #animation #originalsong #windows95 #fyp #song #music
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 19/07/2026
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 14/06/2026
when zee met tee #eversion #fanart
I1: Zee Tee (from Eversion the game, Layer 1) squinting at his counterpart from Layer 8.

I2: Layer 8 Zee Tee greets his Layer 1 in a friendly way, waving his tongue. L1 Zee Tee does not see it that way, screaming ("AHHHHHHHH—")

I3-1: Layer 1 Zee Tee is on top of Layer 8 Zee Tee. L8 is carrying him around, though slightly squashed by the weight of L1.
I3-2: L8 is now on top of L1. L1 can't move, and L8 is confused to why.

I4: Concept of how both Zee Tees would swing across a pole. Layer 1 would use a grappling hook, while Layer 8 uses his tongue.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 30/05/2026
@killedbygoogle.com you're not gonna believe this
Roblox Website Screenshot of "Google Be Internet Awesome World", with the description saying they will shut down on the 20th of June.

"On June 20th, the Be Internet Awesome experience will officially close. We wanted to provide a 30-day notice so that all players have plenty of time to finish up any remaining activities, collect your final items, and say goodbye to the world.
Thank you for playing, exploring, and learning how to be internet awesome with us!
– The Google Be Internet Awesome Team"
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 05/05/2026
oh my god tesco office
Screenshot of the Tesco Complete Office Installation WizardScreenshot of Tesco Write splash screen.Screenshot of Tesco Draw. It crashed right after I took this screenshot.Screenshot of Tesco Write, with a document called eridian.doc open.

https://www.galactanet.com/eridian/eridian.docx
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 23/04/2026
Wrong Freddy, but at least they tried
Image of Freddie Freaker from the Freak Phone adverts
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 12/04/2026
...the battery drain is insane on firefox what— what am i even supposed to do
Screenshot of macOS Activity Monitor, showing Firefox using 161.98 power in 12 hours (or something idfk)
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 03/04/2026
@developer.chrome.com i'm done. i just moved over to @firefox.com. (god, you don't even have an official bsky account on here— like, "Chrome for Developers" really?) anyways. thanks for all the fish i guess
Screenshot of Firefox, with my Bluesky profile (@exurd.neocities.org)
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 31/03/2026
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 29/03/2026
huh. neat web.archive.org/web/20060220...
Screenshot of archived web page caineandabel.com in 2006. The title reads "Caine & Abel: A Right State Of Affairs".

Highlighted text is "C&A".

The paragraph on the website:
"Welcome to all who come here. Some of you may remember us in our previous incarnation of Spacehog. After a long break we find ourselves back in the sameish head space again, older perhaps a little calmer but by no means settled. Caine and Abel came toward mid summer when I (Ant/Caine) decided it might be fun to spend my birthday recording something with my brothers (Roy/Abel) and Christian formally of Kid Symphony /Cube. We went in to a studio in Leeds our home town and recorded "The Rhythm of Life" a song from Sweet Charity a musical staring Sammy Davis Jnr and Shirley Maclaine. I have always loved the song so we went in without rehearsal and gave it a blast. It was only the three of us so i was given the drums and told to hit em which i did.....badly. If you'd like to listen to the outcome check out our pod-cast page and look for The Rhythm of Life."
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 20/03/2026
that's just purble place
Screenshot of Purple Place character, which looks like the Eurovision mascot above.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 18/03/2026
kagi translate is too op for its own good
Screenshot of Kagi Translate, from English to brainrot.

English (UK): "yum! i sure do love eating ice cream"
brainrot: "no cap this ice cream is bussin fr fr, straight gas"
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 01/03/2026
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 26/02/2026
the new chrome app now *DEFAULTS* to searching google with ai mode on?? with no easy way of turning this off, other than having to switch to a different search engine??? bro
Screenshot of iOS Chrome app showing the new search bar, which uses AI mode by default for each search. The search query text says “google what the fuck”
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 25/02/2026
exurd.neocities.org/f/blackbox/
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 23/02/2026
i forgot to finish the joke and now i have no idea how it’s supposed to go
Hey here’s a joke:
Why don’t developers like– [text cursor]
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 14/02/2026
I was quick enough to obtain some Steam keys from this bundle before they turned it off (which was around a few hours later)
Screenshot of itch.io bundle page, showing a box saying "16 Steam Keys".
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 13/02/2026
Screenshot of Logic Pro timeline. One region is named "umm idk what to call this. coming soon?"
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 06/02/2026
winter olympics opening ceremony ooc:
Screenshot of a scene from "Bobbleheads The Movie"
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 21/01/2026
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 08/01/2026
Screenshot of Bluesky feed.

First post is an image of one of the avatar people with a post of the minecraft haste effect sprite, with the words "POST HASTE? OK WHAT NOW?"

The second post is an image of the minecraft haste effect sprite. It is partially cut off.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 07/01/2026
oh god dammit
Website Screenshot. There is a red circle on Google Balls

Text:
You can tell at a glance if the lock is engaged
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When the SafeSearch lock is on, the top of the search results page looks different in two ways: 'SafeSearch is locked' is displayed below the search box, and the colored balls appear on the right. The results page is designed to look different enough that you can immediately tell whether the lock is on or off -- even from across the room.

Results page when locked: [Screenshot with Google Balls]

Follow these steps to lock SafeSearch:
1. Visit the Search settings page.
2. Click Lock SafeSearch below the filter levels.
3. If you're not signed in to your Google Account, you'll be prompted to sign in. (Don't have a Google Account? You can create one.)
4. Once you're signed in, click Lock SafeSearch. This step takes a moment, because strict filtering is being applied to all Google domains.
5. You'll see a confirmation page once the lock is engaged.

Site: https://web.archive.org/web/20110423035642/http://www.google.com/support/websearch/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=144686
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 07/01/2026
this is looking good still got a *ton* to implement, though
Website screenshot: exurd directory, which looks like the old Google Directory
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 06/01/2026
oh my god i found out that the original code also takes moving the browser window into account
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 06/01/2026
if i'm going to use google's directory site as a theme, i might as well go fully in with the idea
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 05/01/2026
It's so weird seeing the "Discover" and "For You" feeds being completely different to each other. anyways
Google Balls
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 05/01/2026
@googleballs.com *plays with your google balls*
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 05/01/2026
holy shit that's already half of the population infected anyways, congrats on 4 thousand followers!
Current World Population: 8 billion, 268 million, 75 thousand, 590 people.

Website screenshot: https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
exurd.neocities.org/m/disc1/
Screenshot of a Neocities feed. "You updated your site", with an image of what looks like a listing page for a music album.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 26/12/2025
Since Bluesky is currently blowing up, here's something that I made a few weeks ago. #animation #video #lookoutside #decoyman1200 #recklessabandon
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 16/10/2025
Box art for ‘1000 GAMES’. The description says “a huge collection of over 1000 addictive games”. A green button in the corner says “NO SHAREWARE, ALL FULL VERSIONS”
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 16/10/2025
“oh nice, powerwash simulator is free to play this weekend. surely i’ll be able to 100% it on time and not have the urge to buy the game and all of its dlc-“
A fishing line and hook in the ocean
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 01/10/2025
For the first time in a long time, Roblox's classic map "Crossroads" is completely unplayable. It's crazy that they didn't rate their *own* games before the deadline... I hope they do it soon? #roblox @robloxrtc.com @bloxynews.info
Screenshot of the Roblox website, showing that the game 'Classic: Crossroads' is unplayable, with a message saying that "This experience is not accessible because it is unrated".

The description says "The classic ROBLOX level is back!"
Ironic.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 21/09/2025
grabbed the lyrics from colin morris' songsim, which also looks super cool colinmorris.github.io/SongSim/#/12...
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 21/09/2025
pretty cool
12 Days Of Christmas but it's been zlib compressed so every repeating pattern is condensed
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 19/09/2025
i somehow remembered the question I asked @billwurtz.com a month ago nice response
date: 8.19.25, 12:52 pm

question: i've asked multiple questions here before, but never checked to see if they were answered nor remember what i even asked for. does a question really get answered if the questioner never reads it?

answer: sometimes
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 07/09/2025
LOL
Can I use this on my iMac?

Not yet tested. Feel free to slam your computer into your desk and make a PR with your results.
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exurd @exurd.neocities.org · 29/06/2025
This class in `pipeline.py` is in every project by ArchiveTeam. I can only imagine the chaos if cheezburger.com dies
From https://github.com/ArchiveTeam/fc2-grab/blob/d64fe2a9c497e0ef1ea8b8e996592234601afc2f/pipeline.py#L93

class CheckIP(SimpleTask):
    def __init__(self):
        SimpleTask.__init__(self, 'CheckIP')
        self._counter = 0

    def process(self, item):
        # NEW for 2014! Check if we are behind firewall/proxy

        if self._counter <= 0:
            item.log_output('Checking IP address.')
            ip_set = set()

            ip_set.add(socket.gethostbyname('twitter.com'))
            #ip_set.add(socket.gethostbyname('facebook.com'))
            ip_set.add(socket.gethostbyname('youtube.com'))
            ip_set.add(socket.gethostbyname('microsoft.com'))
            ip_set.add(socket.gethostbyname('icanhas.cheezburger.com'))
            ip_set.add(socket.gethostbyname('archiveteam.org'))

            if len(ip_set) != 5:
                item.log_output('Got IP addresses: {0}'.format(ip_set))
                item.log_output(
                    'Are you behind a firewall/proxy? That is a big no-no!')
                raise Exception(
                    'Are you behind a firewall/proxy? That is a big no-no!')

        # Check only occasionally
        if self._counter <= 0:
            self._counter = 10
        else:
            self._counter -= 1
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