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Exiled Villain

@exiledvillain.bsky.social
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WARNING: Posts may display traces of a sarcastic, British, sense of 'humour'* *Also contains nuts...

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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 17h
The Legend of Zelda: Infinite Theremins of the Sky Islands
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is this a new Lexx reboot?
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Are you 100% certain that your mum isn't a trained assassin/spy and these are all just cover stories? *Asking for all the op-ed columnists, who think ADHD is being overdiagnosed currently.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"We'll Always Have Rwanda"
Scene from Casablanca- "We'll Always Have Paris"
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Smart casual...
Man wearing black clothing and balaclava
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jaws theme music begins playing...
3 Tottenham Hotspur rubber ducks
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Olga Lautman 🇺🇦 @olgalautman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is so sick. So a Russian blood diesel vessel is on its way to NC set to arrive tomorrow. It left St Petersburg on Sept 22nd. This Trump-Putin plan has been in the works for weeks can’t picture what allies America will have left after this
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Coming soon... THE DONALD TRUMP AMERICA PEACE PRIZE Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"GOUDY'S ALIVE!"
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hwæt were Specsavers thinking!
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
À la Brecherche du temps perdu..
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's enough Innuendo for now
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 24/09/2026
TV ads for online gambling sites should be permanently banned.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess City could always take Gordon Ramsay's advice...
Have you thought about selling your Porsche?
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But it's absolutely fine for tech to steal, without limits... when it comes to AI/LLM systems plundering creators' work 🤷
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This really needs a DOUBLE trigger warning ⚠️
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Slightly ironic that the White House TRUMPTV is being advertised as "Home Alone". Yes Donald. We know you are! #CNN #FoxNews #ABC #NBC #CBS
TrumpTV advert, on whitehouse.gov website, featuring scene from Home Alone 2, with Macaulay Culkin holding TV remote control.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a trade deficit with woman who used to own my house. I paid her thousands of dollars for her home and she paid me nothing. Now, all I have is a house worth thousand of dollars. I could have saved those thousands of dollars if I lived on a bench in the park. It's just simple Economics.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
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Stop Palantir taking over our public services!
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's hard stuff for a nightcapwatchman.
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John Marsham @johnmarsham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why do BBC headlines always seem to be "What Reform says about what's happening", not "What is actually happening"?!
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Buying shares in the promise of a future kleptocracy.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I guess they're just making AI while the sun shines. What could possibly go wrong?
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Freespace 2 Freespace
Alt: Sun explodes. Wiping out the entire Solar System.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He'll be hiding, in the last place anyone would expect to find him. Clacton.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’.
Facebook post showing the photo of three white women on a train with a group of black-clad, masked men being shared to a group called ‘South east patriots’
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Are we the balaclava-clad guys?"
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
With cumin?
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So excited. Only four Nigel Farage by-elections in Clacton to go - before Christmas! 🦃🦃🦃🦃
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A timely dismissal in the cricket at the Utilita Bowl, this morning. James Orr* may well feel like he's out... because of 'wokes' today. *Reform Party (latest) scandal
Hampshire 2nd Innings

Orr bowled by Woakes
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sending a textile message.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've heard that none of the penises at the British Museum are likely to fall into the category: "budget friendly pieces". *To be clear, I'm referring to statues - not to any of the staff at the British Museum.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I really could care less: about social media linguists.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
əh?
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We also walked past them this afternoon. Not entirely sure where else they actually *could* have parked it, along the promenade. Absolute beast of a camper. The tyre treads looked like they'd shake your fillings out, if you went over 10mph.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Spain has just announced that Donald Trump is to be renamed 'Naranjamerica'
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Note to self: they think I'm a swinger. Cool.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Methinks motorcyclesports ought to stick with motorcycle sports, going forward.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Space Karen Sinkhole
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Elon Musk: Let That Sink In!
Alt: Elon Musk: Let That Sink In!
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Donald Trump is now the bookies' favourite (for the 2030 FIFA World Cup in Morocco, Portugal & Spain) to win the Golden Glove award. Size small.
Is the Trump family about to buy the World cup? Photo of Donald Trump and Gianni Infantino together.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Chris Lambert Polishing Highlander Sword
Alt: Christopher Lambert, playing Connor MacLeod in the movie Highlander, polishing a sword
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Count Binface knows all the languages... ...in the galaxy!!
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina can have Clacton.
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LindaFly @lindafly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Canadian plane dropping water on the Los Angeles forest fire. Neighbors helping neighbors. Thank you so much Canada, we are sorry our current leader is an idiot.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You have to keep the red flare in until Saturday, for the 3rd place playoff. Sorry, I know it's painful, but thems the rules.
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Not a foul
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Meanwhile, in Atlanta GA, owners of novelty stores are reporting an unusually high demand: for eye patches and inflatable parrots. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿v🇦🇷
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Exiled Villain @exiledvillain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In Tírs now
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