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Ember

@exaltedember.bsky.social
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She/Her - 28 - former vtuber (exaltedV1olet) - I'm just gay and funny online now

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Ember @exaltedember.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cosmic princess kaguya got me fucking sobbing
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mini‼️ @ministarfruit.itch.io · 27/03/2026
this is how cosmic princess kaguya went right
Fanart of Kaguya and Iroha from Cosmic Princess Kaguya having a conversation atop a street photo. Iroha, looking concerned, asks Kaguya, "Can't you get a job?" to which Kaguya responds, "I have a job." 

Iroha asks, "What?" 

Kaguya responds, "Housewife."

Iroha asks, "Whose??"

And Kaguya cheerfully responds, "Yours."
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 25/09/2026
Losing my fucking mind at this www.hackdex.app/hack/emerald...
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 17/09/2026
Any opportunity to re-post "When the Glove"
Web cartoon of the cartoonist waking up at 5 am, still half-asleep, saying "Just had such a good idea, gotta write it down", and is writing it on a piece of paper.

THE NEXT MORNING

The paper says "When the glove"

The cartoonist stares at the paper.
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is immediately going into my vocab
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wren!! @tropical-rouge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
finished of the devil episode 2
serra: haha can't lie but ive been snacking on cookies all day
makoto: this is why i fuck with you you always keep it real
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Rain @orbitaldot.com · 13/09/2026
mesmer button
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Clover 🍉 Comms open @castellapixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An edited email from the President in Pikmin 2, reading "the sjws have taken everything from me. my dignity. my happiness. and they blog about leafs".
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Ember @exaltedember.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
danganronpa 2x2 slayhem mode monokuma: "here have guns, I don't care anymore" komaeda: "that's it? here's guns and have fun?" monokuma: "I didn't say have fun" komaeda: "it just feels a little aimless?" monokuma: "use the sights"
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Once you see the film you'll understand why we called The Legend of Zelda movie The Legend of Zelda."
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 08/09/2026
SHOW ME THE BOMBCHU BOWLING GIRL U ASSHOLES
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Ember @exaltedember.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Dad can I skip school and go to the alcohol party" "Go ask your mother" "Mom can I skip school and go to the alcohol party" "Go ask your mother" "Mombot can I skip school and go to the alcohol party" "That's a brilliant question. Let's delve into this—"
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
im sleeping in a car in the passenger seat, i suddenly awake with a start and shout “FUCK” i say “i wasnt jacking off in my sleep was i?” the driver responds “dude, no.” i say “oh good” and doze off again. suddenly i awake again and shout “FUCK FUCK” the driver this time says “WHAT?!” with annoyance and concern. i say “was i jacking off that time?” and he shouts “NO!”

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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Ember @exaltedember.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
when the media thread goes on hiatus bc everything I'm playing is Long As Hell
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The thing about the genAI age is that it's teaching me all that stuff I thought was important like working hard and keeping an eye on details in your work weren't actually that important to these people but rather an avenue to allow managers to yell at me
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Ember @exaltedember.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
feeling nostalgic for misinformation in the form of photoshopped images, because at least that took skill
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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JAE @yaoimeat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
(queen voice) deltaruuuunnnneee [ #deltarune #ralsei #kris #susie ]
stylized versions of the protagonists of deltarune. from left to right it is: ralsei, a white goat character in a green cloak and a pink scarf. kris, a blue skinned human in silver armor and a pink cloak. last but not least is susie, a large pink monster girl in dark pink clothes accented in yellow details (such as cool spikes!).
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Panic Caption @captionpanic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Submerged Castle
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ツ @buttoniris.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
hi, i wrote and drew a short wlw comic!! please check it out 🙇its about a dead (?) wife and a grieving wife ❤️ 1/6
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tim d (he/him) @doormouse12.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
a page from a 1998 zine compilation of children's letters to Godzilla. zine compiled by Somerville's Jesse Farrell
Dear Godzilla,
Could you kill Superman in a fight? I don't mean beat him, I mean kill him
Walter Becker
(AGE NINE)
Laie, Hawaii
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gutsybird.bsky.social @gutsybird.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
you know you're getting old when you see those wistful "nostalgic.... for a time i never lived in" memes online and they're talking about like, 2007
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☆kauloversace @kauloversace.moe · 19/11/2025
i think about "they thought i was a butthead but they aint see me at my beavis" a lot
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Ember @exaltedember.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
this is basically how my friends got me into art 2 years ago
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Panel 1: Shenne (this is how I'll reference the girl version of Shen from now on) is making a comically pouty crybaby hands with her hands raised and saying "oooo I can't even draw a stick figure"

Panel 2: She's now doing raptor hands and continuing to make the pouty face in profile view, saying "ooooo if I draw something, it's gonna be BAD!"

Panel 3: Shenne faces you directly, the front of her body shaded apart from her eyes and teeth, which form a disgusted expression as she says "WHO THE HELL CARES?? DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANNA SAY TO THE WORLD???"

Panel 4: Shenne, still with a disgusted expression, says "here, loser" and throws a pencil at you.
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Proloe 🌙🧚‍♀️ Very Fairy Vtuber @proloe.gay · 28/02/2026
I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere
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claire 🐶 @rainykoishi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
just opened x and immediately got hit with the most violent vocal stim I've seen in a second credit(?): x.com/LagSpike776/...
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シノ @shinobu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
for sale girl friend never rented
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PAブロ #TeamElektra @pinchepablito.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
yeah man that guy got canceled. his life got ruined. he has an army of guys that defend him and makes a few grand every month because of them. the woman who canceled him? yeah she did it for the clout only. she's famous. she's known as "the woman who can't go anywhere without immediate harassment"
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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robot girlfriend asking what im doing but im too busy fondling her amazing digital circuits to respond
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/07/2026
AC (@AC2802M) on twitter: "Thank God it's not snowing imagine shoveling snow in this heat"
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Chirs @aesungaia.neocities.org · 01/07/2026
Everyone's friend (1/3)
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Sunder @sunder.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
happy 4th of Shit to all who Smack Of Gender
screenshot of classic dril tweet that reads: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
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vee !! (🎂 birthday!!!) @cicadayl.pds.witchcraft.systems · 10/06/2026
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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riley @silklynx.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
shutoff is the 28th and i still owe $98 to avoid it, plus we're running out of toilet paper and dental hygiene stuff. we're trying the food bank today but additional help is also welcome if anyone has anything to spare 🙏
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Lindsay @neomeruru.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
RT myself to save a life. This one was heinous. Remember for whom the bell tolls — all phishing attempts are stupid and obvious until the one that catches you when you’re exhausted, high, disregulated, or old.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
text says "every time you repost this image a random wireless device on earth gets wires" and the image is pokemon rumble spheal
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