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ewephoria

@ewephoria.bsky.social
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professional dabbler, professional translator, eternally confusing! 18+ #vonmenaces #svsss #chinabooks #freeficideas #translation

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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 08/10/2026
konami asked me to draw PEACE WALKER characters as CATS and I said YEAHHHH!!! 🐈✨ this poster will be available for preorder from the Official Konami Shop during CatCon!! (Oct 10-11)
A poster featuring all the metal gear solid peace walker characters as cats
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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八十香 @80ka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
納得いく🍔です 満足‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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mipl @mipl023.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
#괴담출근
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ivory1.bsky.social @ivory1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Caturday
Meme by Cat Named Pepper. Reasons my cat rejected his food today. 1. You looked at me while I was eating. 2. Ate this yesterday. We've moved on. 3. Served in the wrong bowl. 4. I wanted wet food, but you should have known that. 5. Smelled it, decided it's suspicious. 6. I saw a crumb outside the bowl. 7. The bag crinkled way too aggressively.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026
#boktober 003 (hear me out)
doodle of a chicken
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#kimgakaku
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 03/10/2026
oldie but goodie #aerti
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maaaaaaaa @matiolahaha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor choice
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Racecar 💜 @racecarart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drawing cocks at work tee hee hee 🐔 (this is a La Flèche rooster, notable for its devil horns comb. satan cock 😈) #art #RacecarPitStop #Boktober
A pen and highlighter portrait of a rooster from the neck up. It has black feathers and a comb that forks into two points like cartoonish devil horns.
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PuffTheDankLord🌱 (The Lorax) @puffthedanklord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dropped everything for #boktober
Two white and red cartoonish foghorn chicken drawings against an olive green background
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Racecar 💜 @racecarart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wanted to do a more ""official"" first piece for #boktober! This time a Sumatra rooster, which are originally bred for fighting and are surprisingly good at flying. #art
A digital painting of a darkly-colored rooster with long tail feathers and green/purple sheen.
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#boktober 1
ornamental drawing of a rooster with one wing open, sitting on a branch with leaves and a single red flower. the details are filled with ornamental dots and lines.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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ewephoria @ewephoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
toasted marshroomallow!
mushroom shaped like a marshmallow...or a molar?marshmallow mushroom from abovemushroom cluster
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ham @ham-nyang.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
#괴담출근 #블솔 🚬 KR / EN The word order may be awkward because of the use of a translator in English.
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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fluff (괴출 208화📖) @milkbreadtoast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
rofan Lee Jaheon...🥺🦎❤️‍🔥 cold Duke of the North (who is secretly a dragon prince😋🐉) #괴담출근 #gsgw
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First he's sour ➡️ then he sleep
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/09/2026
The Why Cheap Art? Manifesto, Bread & Puppet Theater, 1984
the WHY CHEAP ART? manifesto
PEOPLE have been THINKING too long that
ART is a PRIVILEGE of the MUSEMS & the
RICH.   ART IS NOT BUSINESS !
It does not belong to banks & fancy investors
ART IS FOOD . You cant EAT it BUT it FEEDS
you. ART has to be CHEAP & available to
EVERYBODY. It needs to be EVERYWHERE
because it is INSIDE of the WORLD.
ART SOOTHES PAIN !
Art wakes up sleepers !
ART FIGHTS AGAINST WAR & STUPDITY ! 
ART SINGS HALLELUJA!
ART IS FOR KITCHENS!
ART IS LIKE GOOD BREAD!
Art is like green trees!
Art is like white clouds in blue sky!
ART IS CHEAP!
HURRAH!
Bread & Puppet Glover, Vermont, 1984
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人斬lling @hitokilling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the best thing to come out of the 30th tales of anniversary is this, from the apparent upcoming themed cafe. the hot coffee that's not actually hot, it's cold, sorry i lied to you, how long have you been like this you can't feel anything at all?!? all for 700 yen
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이불맨 @endlessibulman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#괴담출근 #괴출 #브라운솔음 #블솔 인형놀이(4/18)
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굿게🦀 @rntrp.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
제삼이 #괴담출근
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도혜 @dddhhy1.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#Persona3
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테이 @newbtay.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
최솔
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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久保/Kubo @kubo221.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#5連休は掘り出し作家大収穫祭
お風呂で本を読む人魚のイラスト/An illustration of a mermaid reading a book in the bath.サービスエリアで魔法の跡を目撃する、スナックを抱えた二人組のイラスト/An illustration of two people carrying snacks witnessing the aftermath of magic at a service area.コンビニの前を電話しながら通り過ぎる魔法使いのイラスト/An illustration of a wizard walking past a convenience store while talking on the phone.お菓子と花に囲まれた天使のイラスト/An illustration of an angel surrounded by sweets and flowers.
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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, this one's good. Not sure how "vintage" it really is, but I like it.
A vintage Halloween illustration depicts a pumpkin-headed man greeting a trick-or-treating child under an ominous full moon.
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넛 @heanut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
블스에서 웨딩드레스 신해량 얘기가 보여서 그려봤어요
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Nova Crystallis @novacrystallis.com · 20/09/2026
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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ButterflyGuy99 @butterflyguy99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Absolutely thrilled with how the photo of this Variegated Fritillary butterfly turned out. She’s illuminated beautifully in the sunlight, glowing like campfire embers. #SundayYellow 💛🧡 #Photography99 📷 #GardenStrolling 🌱 #BloomScrolling 🌻 #Butterflies 🦋
Medium-sized, glowing yellow-orange butterfly atop a flower with no petals remaining.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Rier Ra'shaeh @rashaeh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not so sure...
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hooters Remembers 9/11
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[Christopher M. Federico] @chrispps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
got my PhD at UCLA; can confirm
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Crimson Mayhem @crimsonmayhem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Introducing the BEEP BEEP Choir from Coyote vs ACME!!
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ulysses @revuestarlight.butchsky.social · 05/09/2026
have you ever wanted to read critically acclaimed visual novel umineko... easily? like, just by loading a webpage? now you can! introducing read.umineko.xyz! no downloads, no nothing! your saves are stored on your browser! for detailed info, visit the companion pages at umineko.xyz!
read.umineko.xyz
Umineko no Naku Koro ni - Web
Play Umineko no Naku Koro ni (PS3/Umineko Project) entirely in your browser. No downloads, no plugins.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
By Jocelin Carmes
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stardiver @spearskogul.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
(might as well post this here too) a redraw of a disco elysium shitpost with Fray
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rh @rhond-45.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
red-handed.
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The Hermit of Everything @hermiteveryday.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When you grow up together but one of you is destined to be a tree. ✨
A small white mushroom with a slight piece taken out of it at the side grows amongst leaf clutter, a small fir tree grows up next to it , all around there is moss and green leaves
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ionomycin @ionomycin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bloodmoon hanging low
sketchy drawing of a black lamb and a white stag
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Come inside, but no stick….😞 ☹️
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
- The American kestrel (Falco sparverius) is the smallest and most common falcon in the Americas. - Photo courtesy of George Rosema.
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