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Ethan Waterman

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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 21h
it is so silly to have my alma mater in the recommended cfb espn tri-box. as is tradition, they are down three scores in the second quarter.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
on a perfect album, this is perhaps the the perfectest piece of all open.spotify.com/track/7MC00M...
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The Rolling Stones - Live at Carnegie Hall
Cameron Winter · Live at Carnegie Hall · Song · 2026
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
one of my favorite things about baseball is whenever a batter pops one up and screams, “FUCK!!!” So loudly it gets picked up on the mics and the play-by-play man responds, “weeeelll someone’s not happy”
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
really terrific conversation here. it’s a kind of audio pocket reader — sydney covers so much ground so well so quickly — and i feel so much better prepared to refute bad faith or uninformed attacks on the idea of trans folks participating in sports.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
everything about this race was at least a little dumb and/or bad
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/09/2026
it's about fighters, not age, example #4,398
And for an 80-something, Markey was well-positioned. Unlike biden, he speaks clearly and walks confidently. He's been a strong supporter of Medicare for All, the Green New Deal, and other left-wing policies, so progressives love him. including younger ones. Markey, not Moulton, was backed by Pressley, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu, and numerous other younger Democratic politicians.

Markey took full advantage of Moulton's transgender remarks, painting himself as the defender of LGBTQ+ community and other groups that often face discrimination.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
is it the mark of emotional adulthood that i can’t get through a listen of prine and dement’s in spite of ourselves without choking up and almost bawling during the chorus?
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this is my most esoteric take and it is also the take which i most believe — the music behind steely dan’s babylon sisters title rise (“babylon sisters, shake it!”) is a blatant steal from duke ellington’s festival junction. i know in my bones that becker and fagen knew that album well.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
gonna start referring to swans as floating turkeys
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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A reminder of what Abraham Lincoln thought of the Know Nothings, the party that championed "heritage Americans" and attacked immigrants in his day. quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/li...
Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we began by declaring that ``all men are created equal.'' We now practically read it ``all men are created equal, except negroes.'' When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read ``all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and catholics.'' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty---to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocracy
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
5-hole goal. In the world cup!!
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
consecutive quarterfinal matches with huge rebound failures by the goalkeepers leading to a late goal
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this is so dumb, there should have been two racing laps at the end of this
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i can feel my brain rewiring as i look at this map
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Abe Silberstein @abesilbe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Two years after Darializa Avila Chevalier took part in the Gaza solidarity encampment at Columbia University, she is now set to represent the district in which the university is located in Congress.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Easy for me to say from afar as an uninvolved amateur, but tonight feels like the statement that Zohran Mamdani is now the most powerful political figure in the State of New York.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“missiles, they hurt a little location but they don’t blow up the planet” is going to live rent-free in my brain for the rest of my life
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
bp and amny are more instrumental to my understanding of nyc as anything the times has ever published.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
attention all knicks fans:
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i would pay an irresponsible amount of money to have a bodega boys in my inbox first thing tomorrow morning
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The call the ambulance but not for me meme, but it's the New York Knicks
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
it’s kimi’s championship to lose now. curse of the russell continues. lewis moves into second in the championship.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
knicks in four
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
it has been a few days since attending my 10th indy 500. and the more i think about it, and the more i think back to other memorable indy moments (2016 rossi on no gas, 2017 alonso antics, 2021 helio’s fourth, 2023 newgarden on the last lap, 2024 almost night race)… this year is impossible to top.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i’ve thought constantly since tuesday about how this shooting could have been so much worse if not for these three selfless, incredible individuals. three people giving that last full measure of devotion — i think it the duty that we san diegans resolve that their sacrifice creates a more just city
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
when my girlfriend caught me donating again, she told me, “you really want to see spencer play basketball” @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
give him the heisman trophy now #charitibundibowl @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
donating $115 to new american pathways to commemorate the approximate decibel level of Gus Johnson's "TOUCHDOWN WOW" call from the IU/Penn State gamefarmer spencer
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
offside review, once again, must be abolished
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
moreso than 3v3 olympic ot hockey, offside reviews must be banished
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
the organist playing brass bonanza at usa v. latvia is a nice touch
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Attorney General Keith Ellison @ag.state.mn.us · 25/01/2026
Tonight, on behalf of Minnesota law enforcement, I filed a lawsuit against DHS to prevent the destruction of evidence related to the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti. DHS is not above the law, and Alex sure as hell is not beneath it.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i’ve already lost my first-ever sports bet because my goalie was a game-time decision with the flu. perhaps a useful omen against attempting this vice
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
pete golding: 1-0 in the sugar bowl lane kiffin: 0-1 in the sugar bowl lsu picked the wrong guy
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
a five minutes of the ages for mr. trinidad chambliss
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social ”they want to fly balsa wood to the moon” in ep. 2 of “fool time” is one of those phrases i want to become an esoteric phrase. like an aristotelean or sun tzu quote, the kind of phrase which elicits gravitas and feeling, but only real ones know the true context of the phrase.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
a few brief thoughts after tonight. firstly, dems can be a big tent and tailor messages accordingly to fit their electorates.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
yamamoto is the coldest mfer in the universe
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
thank you new york, we are NOT dallas starsing this
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
a perfect game
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
ohtani hasn’t hit a baseball in three hours. pitch to him!
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
you thought you were watching the world series, but actually you’ve been tricked into watching a usa/can test cricket match
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
29 left on base. 29!!!
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
i think dr wu may be steely dan’s greatest (most haunting?) song solely for this part: fagen’s strung-out-right-the-hell-now vulnerabilities in the second verse, a wannabe bogart (see: KEY LARGO) besottedly whimpering towards the big sleep in a manner so earnest you fear he’s drawing from experience
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
One last thing on this for the moment: Scorched Earth Conan was incredible TV for a few weeks, and Scorched Earth Conan's enemy was fucking Jay Leno. Scorched Earth Colbert should be really good TV.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i know that i have long been adopting my dad’s mannerisms, but when i caught myself playing cart drums and swaying my hips and singing “sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me” to aretha’s respect while walking through target… it really hit home
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social stretch goal time!!!
$1 for every yard Kanon Woodill kicked for FGs and extra points in the Notre Dame demolition ($118)Spencer head
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Ethan Waterman @ewaterman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
just finished reading watership down. the film was the most impactful media i saw as a young child. of course, the book is richer, the mythology more enchanting, the nature descriptions transporting. yet i’m relieved to know the film well-captured the ethos of this rabbit tale. a treasure, both.
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