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Jennifer

@evryflavrbean.bsky.social
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Elder millennial, 🏳️‍🌈, watching women’s ⚽️, reading books, probably using my passport

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I unironically may do a tarot reading about it which as a skeptic hurts me a little 😂
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need an Etsy witch to tell me what to do tbh because I can’t decide
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fun fact: I sold Scott Sutter some theme park tickets once (at my job, not like in a parking lot or something weird) while he was an active player at Orlando City and only realized it because his name was vaguely familiar so I googled him on my lunch break
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ugh if I'm going to the World Cup next summer then I need to finalize my travel plans, and if I'm not then I need to finalize other travel plans 💀
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Facebook Memories tells me I chopped all my hair off five years ago today, and the photo makes it clear that I got super lazy in keeping up the haircut since then. 😂
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love that this commentator apparently thinks refs making the game about themselves only happens in men's football
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my therapist has convinced my atheist ass to try going to a UU church as a socialization exercise but I told her I would go next Sunday and not today because of the CFCW game 😂
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had an appointment this morning at CVS for flu/Covid shots and got an email 2hr ahead of time that it was cancelled due to 'an issue at the location.' I made a new appointment at a different CVS and it was cancelled due to 'insurance issues.' I drove to a 3rd CVS and got them as a walk-in. 🤷‍♀️
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it feels very weird renewing my non-ticketed Canberra supporters' membership having cancelled my Pride season ticket renewal 😭
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so anyway when can people stop pretending there’s a chance we make playoffs
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Lyma @geeconsequently.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the ref’s fault for losing the plot and not controlling the match.
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol I thought Eidevall had got sent off for a minute but it was one of his staff
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m generally ethically opposed to “move bitch, get off the pitch” as a chant but you gotta be kidding me with that shit so
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
well we’re sure playing this song
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Lyma @geeconsequently.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Emma Hayes is in the box behind us btw and we’re just embarrassing ourselves.
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If we’re going to do it we may as well do it while we’re losing
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone today told me they forgot Mayra Ramirez existed and honestly, same 😭
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
awesome
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder what mark it is on an ADHD evaluation when you cut off the assessor to finish their sentences
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 01/10/2026
Filed under: things that are not mind-boggling.
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're killing it, I'm impressed
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every day it seems like a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
both my parents are sitting in the living room watching Facebook reels at full volume with the TV on 💀 I had to wear noise cancelling headphones to leave my room to make a sandwich
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
could have been worse
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the things I miss when I have to do my job all day
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh shit I forgot Chelsea play today 💀
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay it's that time of year where I try to watch the WNBA and see how long I can take the shoes squeaking on the floor (this should have been something I mentioned in the autism assessment, huh)
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the reason my best male friends are my best male friends is precisely because they're the sorts of men who will say "dude, that's fucked up" to their own male friends
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for as long as the NWSL has existed, its clubs have had to use cool team names with unique localized branding while MLS teams have just slapped "City United FC" on a private equity-ass crest. but not anymore. women can be boring too
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Arianna Cascone @casconearianna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This name needs work but the crest is very good
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we finally have a hand cleaning this camera 💀
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's the jacquie ovalle that i know
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
laughed out loud when that hit the net
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wow we actually made good use of a corner
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is all gas and no brakes
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
time to watch some more soccer I guess
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I bought NFL Sunday Ticket for my dad even though he didn’t want me to spend the money on it, but I guess I should have explained it to him better because he’s had a multiview on all day when he only wanted to see the Detroit game
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching people on twt crash out because mccabe’s former teammates aren’t actively shunning her 😂
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026
Fewest women I've ever seen in a single event space, and I cover comic conventions for a living.
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We own an electric kettle, and my mom still boils water on the stove in a pot.
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m taking my parents out for hotpot and Korean BBQ after my dad and I both get done watching different sports games
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is why you gotta have somebody who can just about keep up with your fastest forward player btw
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
giving KC shots on an open goal is a choice
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cartoon of a guy telling a computer to say “I am alive” and responding “oh my god” when the computer follows his prompt and says I AM ALIVE
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've seen all of: GoT (unfortunately) The Crown Schitt's Creek (didn't like it; watched it all anyway) The Pitt Downton Abbey Queen's Gambit S1 only: Good Place Handmaid's Tale Ted Lasso (anyone who knew me when season 2 came out will remember my ragequit) A few seasons: Modern Family House GBBO
List of the NY Times' 100 best TV shows of the 21st century
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AFTER REVIEW IF YOU WANT CHICKEN IT IS SEPTEMBER DECISION IS TWO FOR ONE
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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
anyway I swapped in my much shittier second monitor from my personal PC that I don’t use because it’s garbage 🤷🏻‍♀️
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