iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 13h

ugh if I'm going to the World Cup next summer then I need to finalize my travel plans, and if I'm not then I need to finalize other travel plans 💀

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 19h

Facebook Memories tells me I chopped all my hair off five years ago today, and the photo makes it clear that I got super lazy in keeping up the haircut since then. 😂

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love that this commentator apparently thinks refs making the game about themselves only happens in men's football

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my therapist has convinced my atheist ass to try going to a UU church as a socialization exercise but I told her I would go next Sunday and not today because of the CFCW game 😂

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Had an appointment this morning at CVS for flu/Covid shots and got an email 2hr ahead of time that it was cancelled due to 'an issue at the location.' I made a new appointment at a different CVS and it was cancelled due to 'insurance issues.' I drove to a 3rd CVS and got them as a walk-in. 🤷‍♀️

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it feels very weird renewing my non-ticketed Canberra supporters' membership having cancelled my Pride season ticket renewal 😭

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

so anyway when can people stop pretending there’s a chance we make playoffs

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Lyma @geeconsequently.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is the ref’s fault for losing the plot and not controlling the match.

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

lol I thought Eidevall had got sent off for a minute but it was one of his staff

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

well we’re sure playing this song

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Lyma @geeconsequently.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Emma Hayes is in the box behind us btw and we’re just embarrassing ourselves.

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Someone today told me they forgot Mayra Ramirez existed and honestly, same 😭

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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads:

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wonder what mark it is on an ADHD evaluation when you cut off the assessor to finish their sentences

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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 01/10/2026

Filed under: things that are not mind-boggling.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

every day it seems like a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

both my parents are sitting in the living room watching Facebook reels at full volume with the TV on 💀 I had to wear noise cancelling headphones to leave my room to make a sandwich

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the things I miss when I have to do my job all day

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

oh shit I forgot Chelsea play today 💀

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

okay it's that time of year where I try to watch the WNBA and see how long I can take the shoes squeaking on the floor (this should have been something I mentioned in the autism assessment, huh)

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the reason my best male friends are my best male friends is precisely because they're the sorts of men who will say "dude, that's fucked up" to their own male friends

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

for as long as the NWSL has existed, its clubs have had to use cool team names with unique localized branding while MLS teams have just slapped "City United FC" on a private equity-ass crest. but not anymore. women can be boring too

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Arianna Cascone @casconearianna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This name needs work but the crest is very good

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

we finally have a hand cleaning this camera 💀

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

there's the jacquie ovalle that i know

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

laughed out loud when that hit the net

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

wow we actually made good use of a corner

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

time to watch some more soccer I guess

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I bought NFL Sunday Ticket for my dad even though he didn’t want me to spend the money on it, but I guess I should have explained it to him better because he’s had a multiview on all day when he only wanted to see the Detroit game

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

watching people on twt crash out because mccabe’s former teammates aren’t actively shunning her 😂

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026

Fewest women I've ever seen in a single event space, and I cover comic conventions for a living.

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We own an electric kettle, and my mom still boils water on the stove in a pot.

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m taking my parents out for hotpot and Korean BBQ after my dad and I both get done watching different sports games

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

this is why you gotta have somebody who can just about keep up with your fastest forward player btw

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

giving KC shots on an open goal is a choice

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've seen all of: GoT (unfortunately) The Crown Schitt's Creek (didn't like it; watched it all anyway) The Pitt Downton Abbey Queen's Gambit S1 only: Good Place Handmaid's Tale Ted Lasso (anyone who knew me when season 2 came out will remember my ragequit) A few seasons: Modern Family House GBBO

List of the NY Times' 100 best TV shows of the 21st century

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AFTER REVIEW IF YOU WANT CHICKEN IT IS SEPTEMBER DECISION IS TWO FOR ONE

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it’s probably a bad mental health sign that I’ve finally broken my second work monitor by hitting it with things while muted on calls with stupid people

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ngl I think anyone who says they don’t enjoy doing this even a little is lying

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

texted this to my least online friend and he replied, "that reads like a MadLib and I prefer to think of it that way" 😂

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

mccabe on a chelsea lineup is still a mindfuck lmao

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

me trying to convince my friends that they do want to read a book where the god of death gets topped by a guy who is half deer

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

ugh, work is getting rid of our free subscription to Headspace, and I use it a lot for sleep sounds, focus music, and binaural beats 😭

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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Seeing that so many right wing losers are sharing the woke lesbian bar article discourse as a way to justify marginalizing queer people, I think of this. It always comes down to this.

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

2-7 with red cards for both sides lmao ok

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