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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Ok wow. Heated Rivalry is NOT a cooking show. Still would be acceptable seeing it suggested alongside Top Chef

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

When the hotdog cart man wants to know how many glizzies I want, but it’s spooky szn

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Sorry for bothering you with my unconditional love bro

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Sorry I got drunk and asked to see your badonk-a-donks

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that I was the first person on the internet back in the good twitter days that said “I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings”

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

HBO out here selling my new show, the Guilded Cage based off my indoor only cat that refuses to believe he can’t survive outside

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

The cat is the main character of this vintage show: The Ghoet Hisspereror. Jennifer Love also stars.

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Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

A voice only dating site: Hooked Up On Phonics

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Yabos is probably the best word ever made up for a film and I will not be swayed otherwise.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Shania Law just sounds like a really good greatest hits album by a queen

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The cats are getting topical. It’s a scripted reality show that exists solely to outrage: Eggs.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

My brother cats that didn’t go to the vet at the same time: family feud

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Friend: I’m vegan. Me: out of respect, I don’t listen to animals. Friend: what? Me; what? Who’s there??

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

My air fryer is the only thing that truly understands me

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Lmao at that “for all America” commercial that Fox News aired

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

The POFUS were on to something talking about Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

It’s a show about cats who are presented with different blankets and the drama surrounding which one will be the best to make biscuits: Game of Throws

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

One of my friends is getting a new refrigerator today and I have the strangest mix of excitement for them while being so completely jealous. Adult emotions are weird.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Another new show where it cats rediscovered their toys. Found.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

It’s me giving my cats a heavy sprinkle of catnip and now their self realization: step up

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

In case it becomes illegal, I plan to be the gayest I can be until I have to go back in the closet to not be killed

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Even with all the internet had to offer with respect to translation, I still have no idea what the Macarena song actually is saying

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Nobody is seeing this chain. It’s fine. But a cat that’s writes a top 40 adult contemporary hit that’s called Careless Pspspsps

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Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

My fav part of gender/sexuality debates is the ones against it are the most unfuckable scum walking the Earth.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

They’re a cat, but they’re about to drop a vintage 80s vibe track: Careless Whisker

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

The cat loves old music but hates pollinators. Catthoven.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

She’s a demure kitty that knows her worth, but she also wants to be a mom: Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

He’s a cat that has an owner (me) that adheres to a strict feeding schedule: The Brutalist

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

He’s a cat that has dietary restrictions that he refuses to adhere to: Hacks

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I actively am crushing on like…three of you

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Oh FOR SHORE. I’ll take that too. I admit I have them in different emotional support buckets

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I would be a great guest on Drew Barrymore’s show. I like (and need) hugs

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I am wishing and hoping for an error free clean!

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Errors?? I didn’t know there were more more errors beyond “Messy Elliot is stuck”

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I’ve tried robot vacs before but my flooring and furniture just doesn’t cooperate. I’m so upset. I want a Messy Elliot of my own

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Chat, TikTok keeps showing me an amazing shoe storage solution and I haven’t pulled the trigger yet, but given the state of things…should I?

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Self growth is realizing Speidi was never the villain

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Lucky (?) for me, the bonus weeping wall happens to be in a bathroom, so it helps (??) I guess (???)

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Don’t feel bad! I basically just got a free art installation, even if it is destroying part of my house

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

The fun thing about home ownership is that it doesn’t have to be expensive to have your own weeping wall. You can just have an untraceable leak coming from “somewhere” and it just weeps all over one of your walls

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

He’s got special talents, but also doesn’t like to get wet: The Umbrella Acatemy

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

He’s a drug addicted surgeon: CatNip/Tuck

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Another one: it’s a thriller. They own a home and you’re the tenant: The HoMEOWner

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

New show idea: a cat, but they also help you unpack buried trauma: The Hissnopist

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I sat on the toilet for too long and now my feet are asleep: a memoir.

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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @evofck.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I still haven’t found what I’m looking for - U2 (feat me without my glasses looking for the spot where my cat puked because I’m also deaf)

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