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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wondered why my dog wouldn't come when I called him. Then I found this.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#caturday #cats
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
season's greetings
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 09/09/2026
If you write "I work for Anthropic and I think it might kill humanity" and I'm not reading it off of a Dropbox manifesto after you painted the walls of the HQ I'm inclined to think you're not being sincere
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
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🍂🍁MidasBrush🍁🍂 @entertaingels.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have made this Teen Titans monkey comic inspired by @beetlemoses.bsky.social #digitalart #comic #teentitans #artsky
Top - Raven: Where is Beast Boy? Cyborg: Interrogating Gorilla Grodd.

Middle - Raven: Doesn't Kid Flash do that? Cyborg: Not since their bet.

Bottom: Beast Boy absolutely destroying Grodd in Smash Bros, while two agents look in disbelief from behind glass. Grodd is raging.
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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CADENCE!!! @beamadix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
man you know what would be really cool? if there was some kinda game where music is illegal and you do crimes... too bad THAT doesn't exist for the low low price of $27.99 on steam. If that existed, that game would be absolutely UNBEATABLE in my opinion!
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Indies will save us" No! YOU WILL SAVE INDIES! Go leave a review for that neat indie game you like, share the trailer for an upcoming game you're anticipating, tell your fave developer they did a good job, go tell people about such and such game that's just come out, you can make a difference!
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Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
bonus panel here!! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/...
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gorepup @gorepup.com · 07/08/2026
HEWWO I NEED MONEY! I AM OPENING UP COMMISSIONS!! $50 Surveillance Icons $80 Full-body renders $125 Murals $200 Album Covers / Complex Pieces DM ME OR CONTACT ME VIA DISCORD / TELEGRAM!
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Why are you on Bluesky? It doesn't have the sauce.” I sell sauce, dude. I make and sell sauce. I have a stand. I'm not here all day buying sauce. You guys are the freaks. Next time you see your weed plug, ask them why they're at the park, and not a dispensary.
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slynnw.bsky.social @slynnw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you want to tax churches, why not tax the NFL, NHL, MLB, & NRA as well. Why should professional sports leagues & the weapons league be exempt from taxes.
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Hannah 'Pichy' Stockmann @hpichystockmann.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Savage.
"Devolver and its board are seeking shareholder approval to delist, believing becoming a private company is in the best interests of Devolver, its employees, its partners, and its Shareholders as a whole," a spokesperson for the company told GamesIndustry.biz.

"We’ve made an announcement about this.

"The purpose is simple and positive. Being private will allow the Devolver Digital team, especially the finance, legal, and executive team, to singularly focus on the long-term health of the company and less on satisfying the requirements of the public market, which have nothing to do with being a successful game publisher."
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꒰ᐢ..ᐢ꒱颖琦Gwyn @gravenmyth.com · 06/08/2026
every time I see this I ugly laugh 😭
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evilkritter.bsky.social @evilkritter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Authentic to the 2014 experience.
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Boycotts never achieve anything" factoid is actually a statistical error. Boycotts are an enormously successful pressure mechanism for collective action. Boycotts georg who launches a million boycotts every day with no thought given to target selection is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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evilkritter.bsky.social @evilkritter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Forced to leave tumblr for bluesky because every employer's wifi blocks it. Otherwise I'd be one of the rats that drowned. At this point everyone knows its beached on a sandbar anyway :p
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 28/06/2026
No wonder rich people love AI, they just want a yes-machine even if it doesn't do anything they tell it to. That is literally the only way they enjoy interacting with others any more.
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Every round of "wow, people in [different country] can't handle [weather that is extreme for their climate]" discourse is absolute gutter trash, actually.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Claude especially like what the fuck do you mean the tokens cost that much? What the FUCK do you mean, you're having devs play Code Gacha at work all day and turning your entire company into a Claude whale???
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Your voice really matters right now. If you would like show your support, join us in requesting that Wizards and Hasbro voluntarily recognize our union by signing our petition at cwa.org/uwotcletter
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Tell Wizards of the Coast to Recognize Our Union!
The workers at Magic The Gathering: Arena have voted overwhelmingly to form the union: United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC)! We are asking Wizards and Hasbro management to voluntarily recognize ...
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Know the appropriate reaction when encountering reactionaries attacking their own: ✅ "The rats know the ship is sinking! We must exploit their spree of backstabbing!" ❎ "🥺omg maybe there's some good in them ✨after all✨"
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
"Please don't do these specific things which are absolutely ruining our evil plots and schemes every day" doesn't seem like effective propaganda to me, seems like you might keep that in the drafts
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BiblicallyAccurateMoth @bibleaccuratemoth.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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evilkritter.bsky.social @evilkritter.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
@33elk.bsky.social massive Bracket W for the tutor heads today
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Not That Rick Scott 🇨🇦 @shadowspar.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
this archetype remains undefeated
Screenshot of tweet that says:

me: hey does anyone have any readings on medieval north African trade networks

17 follower alcoholic who works at a bakery:
[link to 157 page pdf] yeah I think this is pretty enlightening
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CMZinac @zinac.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
There are no good corporate custodians. Giving up control of something run by the community to business interests has inevitable consequences.
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dawnyshurtz @dawnyshurtz.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Corrupted Paladin. This one was a dream.
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 25/08/2025
i wake up in a cold sweat. i open my notes app. i write "video essay religious trauma spamton catholic". i black out. i reawaken. the note is gone.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 23/08/2025
The "using AI to generate concept art early in the process to quickly iterate ideas" thing is so absurd to me because like. You don't know what concept art is. You don't know what concept art *does*.
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
When Alliance players bring up "ancient alliances with the Humans" for why the Blood Elves should never have joined the Horde.
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JUNKMAN @thejunkling.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
i like how fantasy card games are like this
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dawnyshurtz @dawnyshurtz.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
color commission for my darling aubrie~
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jade, whose voice is the Deluge @goblinmode.com · 08/08/2025
borgesian style aside in a short story: … charlie brown (who as we who study these ancient texts know all too well: had hoes) …
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dawnyshurtz @dawnyshurtz.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
finished comm!
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Despoina @mikailaorchard.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Working with the Bronze Dragons is a pretty sweet gig. #WorldofWarcraft #WoW #Chromie
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evilkritter.bsky.social @evilkritter.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Nothing quite as jarring as having a streamer you follow be 90% nuked with no context. Socials gone and vods deleted but account still live?
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dawnyshurtz @dawnyshurtz.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
My changeling the dreaming character Gen (Genevieve) a flushed goldfish. ^^ #wod #wodart #changelingthedreaming #worldofdarkness #playercharacter #charactersheet #mermaid #merfolk #goldfish #dnd #dndart #characterart
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dawnyshurtz @dawnyshurtz.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
another finished comm <3 #tiefling #dnd
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dawnyshurtz @dawnyshurtz.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
revenge! #artfight
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dawnyshurtz @dawnyshurtz.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
cat boy cat boy cat boy!! (also revenge I forgor to post) #artfight
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dawnyshurtz @dawnyshurtz.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
#sketch #commission
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This is your cue to increase the pressure.
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