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@evilalien.bsky.social
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𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹: 🇨🇦; he/him; introvert in a extrovert costume 𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹: principal security monkey; aisec; appsec; cloudsec

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Premier League regulations also leave the door open to expulsion from the division, as well as retrospective action, meaning City could be stripped of their league titles won during the period in question.”
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Rocky Horror Picture Show - Anticipation
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wtf is “Super Intelligence”? Fucking idiot.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Initial impressions: Lizzie Borden was fully justified.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What does a sniper position at Memorial Circle actually defend against? Not China. Not a submarine. Not a missile. It overlooks a bridge, a traffic circle, and the front door of the National Mall. Those are places where Americans march. www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love sweet babies cheeses 🙏
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Babybel
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is Trump hardening the area around his Arch de Trumphe vs ground assault and human adversaries? That’s hardening seems like a really weird thing for an democratically elected person with term limits.
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
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Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Cape Fear show is much better if you replace the heavy-handed theme track with Temptation Sensation from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A common response is "if they know this, why keep drilling?" At BP, many have not internalized the stakes personally. At ExxonMobil, the stakes are well understood, but they're locked in a race for market share, believing if they don't extract it, a competitor will.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Zelenskyy is in Canada. True hero, leading the fight for European freedom against Russian aggression. Wanna start something Russia? Now’s your chance to get that NATO trouble you desperately want. FAFO.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ex-CIA Marc Polymeropoulos: Russia is a terrorist state. What do you do against a terrorist state? You do what Jim Mattis did in Deir ez-Zor, Syria, when Russian Wagners tried to attack Special Operations forces. U.S. Army Delta Force killed 300 Wagners in like 6 seconds.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/08/2026
Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”
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Rome Demands Stone @romedemands.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And link to petition calling on his removal from Canada: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Petition e-7531 - Petitions
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Scotch Whisky Truths 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @specialscot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When I was there, I thought USA food was the worst I'd had.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🤣 fuck you, Donnie “WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump said Thursday he is renaming Lake Ontario to be known as “Lake America” in the United States as he exacerbates his trade war with Canada.”
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh fuck, Optimus.
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Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured
ALT: Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Shush Donnie, the adults are taking now. globalnews.ca/news/1203576...
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Carney will address the European Parliament next month - National | Globalnews.ca
Prime Minister Mark Carney will also attend the European Union’s annual State of the Union address by the European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hate to have to point this out: you GenX that still have parents around and Millenials and Zoomers that have grandparents around… “The average age of death, also called life expectancy at birth, is 79.0 years in the United States according to data from the CDC”, add another year for Canadians.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Buy Canadian; bye American www.canada.ca/en/departmen...
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Complete list of U.S. products subject to counter tariffs - Canada.ca
Tariff countermeasures are intended to incentivize the United States to remove its unjustified tariffs against Canada. These countermeasures will remain in place until the U.S. eliminates its tariffs...
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Joyous Burning of Washington Day for those that celebrate!
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British Moment
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good for Carney and Canada, standing up for themselves. The US trade war demand is essentially “let us bully you into subservience.” Appeasement doesn’t work. What a stupid, self-harming effort by the US. Took one of the most productive, mutually beneficial alliances in history and threw it away.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 22/08/2026
Watching Prime Minister Carney discussing the breakdown of the Canada-US trade deal at a press conference and just really appreciating living in a country where the leader can speak coherently and knowledgeably about what is actually happening.
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Makeral Rising🇨🇦 @makeralrising.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My advice to amerifrens: Harp has agency. 🦇💩🤪 agency. Hold her accountable, brutally and without mercy.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
TACO Tuesday
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Donald Trump Dances to 'Tariff' Chant
Alt: Donald Trump does his famous double-wank dance to 'Tariff' Chant. It’s TACO Tuesday, and he is holding off on making things more expensive for his own people via tariffs on Canadian imports 🤪
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well shit. I’m not writing kql by hand ever again. Thanks vsc+5.6 Sol.
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Kirsty McTear 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her @kirsty-mctear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
REMEMBER WHEN… A rich guy put some money into a startup electric car company… Then forced out the founders and passed the company off as his own creation.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Liverpool reportedly adopting new Leadership Principles, replacing You’ll Never Walk Alone with You’ll Never Get A Break To Piss and Insist on the Highest Burnout Rate.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"It's not Canada-specific, we're doing this globally. If a country retaliates against us, we're not going to tolerate that. We'll take action." Fuck you, “bully” wannabe. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Trump trade rep says Washington 'not going to tolerate' retaliation as tariff deadline looms | CBC News
Donald Trump's trade envoy says the administration will not accept any form of retaliation from Canada if the U.S. president follows through on his latest tariff threat.
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the brainwashing is mind boggling 🤦 #DrFauci #AnthonyFauci #covid #vaccines #science #vaccinessavelives #pandemic #vaccineswork #healthcare
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Crucial life lesson: it could always be worse
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bluesky isn’t doomscroll. It is USA doomscroll.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I would 100% choose living in Iceland over the United States.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Babies On Fire Tesla
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ukrainian cyber specialists hacked the air-defence systems at Russia’s BARS Moscow training ground, where Russians were training to counter Ukrainian UAVs. The hackers gained access to combat-operation algorithms and tricked the Russians into shooting down the Su-57 by making it look like a drone.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What orc bloggers say about Ukraine’s new Commander in Chief: "He hates us, and he hates us consistently. That means he will try to kill us, regardless of any moral constraints” This is the way. #ukraine kyivindependent.com/russians-rag...
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'He hates us' — Russians are furious about Ukraine's new Commander-in-Chief Drapatyi
Mykhailo Drapatyi's appointment was met with celebration among Ukrainian military personnel and protesters, while Russian social media users contrasted Ukraine's political system with Russia's and war...
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Zen fella @maligach.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yesterday, the Argentine football team showed the world they are the most pathetic losers.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watching players from both countries united in avoiding contact with Trump is heartwarming. Warm and smiles for leaders from Mexico and Canada 🤣
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Deserved. Well-played, ESP!
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hah red. Definitely a dive, but seeing ARG go a man down by ESP beating them at their diving game is poetic.
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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A half-time show is an anti-football abomination. Players have gone through their career used to normal break. That rhythm disrupted, in the biggest game of their careers. It's of a piece with absurdly high ticket prices and Balogun controversy - Fifa ushering this through.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The final we deserved was yesterday, these two are jodidamente aburrido.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gross. Could this be possibly be any less-serious commercial garbage?
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Booooo
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Everything is just so relentlessly dumb.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Today is a “choose violence” day. Sorry in advance to anyone trying to slip stupid decisions past.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey @tsnofficial.bsky.social, you dickheads. You just started the late re-broadcast of ENG v ARG match with spoilers of the outcome. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 14/07/2026
An American president being found liable for sexual assault is a national disgrace. It’s a stain on the country that will never wash out.
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