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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Meanwhile in Canada, here’s how Apple Maps and Google Maps makes it somehow worse.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Some lovely places to visit and watch some football.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Dwaynewayne McMuffin is a mixed martial arts dudebro who talks tough on congressional hearings.

Markwayne Mullin, apparently someone qualified for leading the US DHS or whatever, cowering like a big fuckin’ babyman

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Dwaynewayne McMuffin off to a good start.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The sequel is going to be 🔥

“Look at me” meme, with “I am the leader of the free world now”

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Anschluss doesn’t stop at 1. Take him for his work, plan accordingly.

Tangerineführer Trump post on shitty alt-right social media portraying North America including Canada with the american flag on it.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Heatd tomorrow is another velocirapture. Can’t wait!

The Velocirapture: a small velociraptor figure against a backdrop of a stunning mountain range.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Hey Copilot, thanks for the map showing a 50 mile radius from Redmond, WA! Guess somebody needs make sure those forced carbon emissions are counted against green targets.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Who even needs a PM? Not this Vibengineer.

Copilot prompt: Create a quote in the style of Joe Rogan but with social democratic views about the need for universal healthcare in the United States.

Copilot Prompt: Now create a parody image of someone who looks like woke Joe Rogan drinking kombucha while recording a podcast.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

TFW when you know you’re playing 4D chess against someone playing 1D Connect 4

Canadian PM Carney making a face that screams “this guy is a complete idiot” while suffering through Trump’s rambling about trade deficits

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

If you haven’t seen that movie, it is excellent (watch it in Comanche with english subs). Filmed in the foothills of the Canadian rockies. Granted, we do have some winters that’ll kill ya if you’re unprotected outside too long. But it’s ok, we have toques and mittens.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

We really don’t 🤣 There are rain forest canadians, coastal canadians, mountain canadians, plains canadians, lake country canadians, wine country canadians, desert canadians, forest canadians, island canadians, tundra canadians… even city canadians.

Living the American Dream without all the violence since 1867.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Big difference between opt-in amerinazis and companies formed as part of corporatist economic policy under a fascist model. Also, punch nazis with priority on the living ones.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Do one with a Canada Goose and “Elbows Up” 😈

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Looking forward to this becoming a reality and Canadian sovereignty being safeguarded by cobra chickens and griffins. www.saab.com/markets/cana...

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I haven’t seen sneps in person in years, so this is making me low-key sad.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Canadian Bucket List: Lists of things to see and do in Canada as a tourist. (Borrowed from /BuyCanadian on Reddit)

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Step 2.5 — Strike a deal to back down in exchange for things the opposed parties already announced months ago, but only after burning what little trust remained

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Oof. The Weather Provisioner for your area needs to go on a PIP.

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 21/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #40,317!

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