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𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹: 🇨🇦; he/him; introvert in a extrovert costume 𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹: principal security monkey; aisec; appsec; cloudsec

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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 19h
“paychecks aren’t keeping up with the prices” no duh Employers don’t do cost of living increases dynamically with inflation exacerbated by an idiotic administration with terrible foreign policy.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The most important thing intelligence ops vs Russia can do right now is determine the extent to which their nuclear arsenal works.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok, on it. Please stand by.
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Hacker Cat: Hacking the Planet
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Castrate the 7
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Old Yeller: Boy with Gun, Sad Scene
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s peak, perfect healthy choices, absolute unit, inspirational, clementinesque healthy glow. Whatever he’s doing needs being done more.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is an excellent and detailed explanation of your perspective, thank you. I agree.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Depends on what all that funding could deliver now (without drawing from others’). Counterpoint: Interest slowly dripping into Ukraine’s budget prolongs the war vs a massive surge of weapons now to decisively (and ideally brutally) end Putin’s regime with overwhelming force.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re still gonna hate him long after he dies. And sure AF are going to be respectful when that happens.
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Vicious Mockery Laughing Faces
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Letter of Marque?
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Ninja Turtle Typing 'I'M IN'
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Influencer Rich.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No the fuck we aren’t.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Michael Scott (Steve Carell) Laughs with Banana
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hard to get the payment with all the sanctions on Russia.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well that might be enough. Ghost is exactly like that. Except for one or two minor stylistic differences. And also Swedish.
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Will Ferrell Cowbell
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, its the not-really-new… um abandoned love child of Blue Öyster Cult and Mercyful Fate.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So should I ask you for new music recommendations?
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thr Cure… so overrated. Almost unlistenable. Glare all you want, baby goth. That’s entry-level radio shit.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today, it is also sometimes Ghost.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Easier to rip off and yeet into a bonfire I suppose.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Manned aircraft too. 1 warning, then doctrine, then action. All Russian military aircraft in NATO airspace gets splashed. This is the way.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was enough of that without social media :( The rise of fascism had plenty popular support then as now. Most of the world is paralyzed by fear that Russia still has nuclear weapons that work.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And there are still clowns out there only ready to *start* their Oktoberfest promotions.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hrm. Why are there so many Russian speakers there?
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IPA in bio. Opinion is worthless.
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Matthew McConaughey Sips Tea
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sure will hold up well when the expert witnesses re-frame to the inadequate guardrails and failure to constrain dangerous research.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why is openly admitting to criminal negligence so popular right now? It’s weird. These companies should feel deep shame, not pride in what their special thinking sand-babies have done.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Entry level. Pull out the Japanese burr hand-grinder, pour-over set, and civet beans. Ask for 300ml at precisely 94°C. Begin with a single question: tell me about a time you hired me on the spot.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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You'Re Hired
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From the perspective of the global we being adversely impacted by the US foreign policy, and knowing that domestic apathy plays a role is allowing that, I have to wonder: what more should we do to motivate apathetic people to get off their asses and reign things in?
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Premier League regulations also leave the door open to expulsion from the division, as well as retrospective action, meaning City could be stripped of their league titles won during the period in question.”
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Rocky Horror Picture Show - Anticipation
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This. There has to be a stage after the system is proven to be unrecoverable.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Simultaneously arrest and indefinitely detain all known Russian agents within reach in Europe. Divert all frozen Russian assets into military spending.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thE miDtErMs WiLL fiX iT
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What’s your plan B then, Americans? Just ride it out and hope you don’t escalate with former allies?
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On the bright side: he’d be relatively exposed, not at the end of a 10m table or hiding in a mordor bunker.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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LOTR: Let's Hunt Some Orc
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s a global security threat. Literally has been making threats globally. That puts Americans at risk as the aggressors.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For him, natural unintelligence.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Doge Celebrates Happy Taco Tuesday
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wtf is “Super Intelligence”? Fucking idiot.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Man who doesn’t like cats: 🚩🚩🚩
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
~77 million, right? We take that very seriously. It’s deadly serious. Can’t unknow what ~half of Americans are.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Initial impressions: Lizzie Borden was fully justified.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What does a sniper position at Memorial Circle actually defend against? Not China. Not a submarine. Not a missile. It overlooks a bridge, a traffic circle, and the front door of the National Mall. Those are places where Americans march. www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love sweet babies cheeses 🙏
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Babybel
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is Trump hardening the area around his Arch de Trumphe vs ground assault and human adversaries? That’s hardening seems like a really weird thing for an democratically elected person with term limits.
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why can’t Cat have two dinners? Cat has been good.
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LOTR: Second Breakfast
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cμʁᴉƨ @evilalien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FREN
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