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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

What better way to show the world that you deserved a Nobel Peace Prize than ... *checks notes* uhhhh, spitefully invading Greenland.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

He should have been in prison after January 6th. This is what happens when you fail to hold people in power accountable. Everything we're seeing is the act of a despot who realizes he will never face consequences for destroying democracy.

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Coinman of the Month @meetzow.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 08/12/2025

The President of the United States unilaterally levied a tax on all of us and is redistributing our taxes to a core segment of his supporters.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/11/2025

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

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Melissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

The most powerful people in this country are defending child rapists. Not victims. Not survivors. Rapists. This is America in 2025.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Hi!!! I will try to stay awhile. 🥰

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I was at this show and I am definitely one of the blurry little dots in the background and that makes me very happy.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Oh thank you so much. This sounds lovely and I'm so happy my weird essay is a part of it. ♥️

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Okay I'm honored that I sort of inspired these?!

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👻Kennedy reads spooky books @kennedy-reading.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Okay, we'll that was longer than I meant to go before trying these but anyway: round 1 of cardamom kouign amann inspired by @everywhereist.bsky.social comment in this interview. Not my best pastry work on these but happy with the first test of the flavor.

A baking sheet full of pinwheel shaped pastry.

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

When journalism was cool. And risked everything to challenge power.

Robert Redford on the phone, plus Dustin Hoffman. From All the President’s Men

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Yeah, so when one side is like, "Maybe unfettered access to guns is bad and school shootings need to be stopped and trans people deserve to exist" and the other side is like "Fuck you" this isn't a "both sides are valid" type of world anymore.

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Andy Carvin @acarv.in · 16/09/2025

@archive.org preserved the original study, which you can find here. web.archive.org/web/20250911...

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

It was literally potato chips that inspired this post; like 12 potato chips.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Celeste, please, I don't want to overwhelm them so I'm just focusing on the important things.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Just seems like a good idea to do it just to be on the safe side. Eat all the dairy and all the fried.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Attention young people: please, while you are still young, do yourselves a favor and eat all of the dairy and fried food that your body can handle. Because north of 40 you will literally be in physical pain when you try and eat these things. Also register to vote. That's important, too.

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Yes. I also felt this way about the assassinations in Minnesota. In fact, I continue to feel this way about the assassinations in Minnesota.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

The fact that I read we might have radioactive shrimp and I'm like, "Yeah, that tracks" tells you everything you need to know about this timeline

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Holy cats, I'm so honored. Was it the word "porno" that set them off? 😅

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

If this shit were happening in another country with America's wealth and resources, we would have invaded by now.

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Lysistrata’s Stone Phallus @lubottom.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

7 years later and I still whisper, “We’re disabled, Daniel, not werewolves” to myself like a sacred mantra whenever I see a non-disabled person discover ableism like it’s the latest hipster indie band.

Daniel Lawson @DanielLaw1998: Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5, Monday to Friday.

I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times.

Jennifer Lee Rosman @JenLRossman:
We’re disabled, Daniel, we’re not werewolves

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God @thegodshow.com · 18/07/2025

When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 18/07/2025

I keep seeing people say things like, “Well we’re not going to HAVE elections,” and with all due respect, I think this is both wildly pessimistic and also wildly naive. We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I just need one reporter to bait him by saying he's not famous enough to be in the Epstein files and I swear he'll confess.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I just need one reporter to bait him by saying he's not famous enough to be in the Epstein files and I swear he'll confess.

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Oh man I need to check my bluesky more often

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

♥️ thank you for sharing so I can relive the dinner from heck 🤣

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Oh my gosh, thank you so much. ♥️♥️♥️

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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I forgot about this review! In hindsight, the Drake playing was a warning.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Hi Seth! My mom was downgraded from Business to Economy on an international flight from Milan to JFK. Due to the distance, she's owed 75% of the fare per eu261 (around $3000). However, @americanair.bsky.social is telling me she only should get $600. They are refusing to budge.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Can someone more well versed than me in EU261 confirm that the representative from American Airlines is straight up lying to me here? They're saying she's entitled to only $600, but earlier in the email they confirm she's entitled to 75% of the value of her downgraded ticket.

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Truer words never spoken. The biscuits are everything.

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Sarah Steegar @paperandairplanes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

This is guaranteed to be a banger

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