Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 14/10/2026When I get frustrated at technology not working correctly I pause and remember, for instance, I’m listening to any music I want on demand which is a privilege that has only existed for a fraction of a fraction of human existence and I chill out real quick. 190 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Pro tip: make sure there’s not a typo in your email address when you buy last minute tickets or you’ll have a real headache actually getting said tickets. 140 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ve long held that gathering a bunch of likeminded people in one area, physical or digital, does weird things to those people and their beliefs. I saw it growing up Mormon in Utah and in frequenting tumblr through college. The bar mask story is just another example. 141 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My friends always say I’ll never beat the furry allegations and now even my phone is in on it! 4200 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s not easy being the family failson but someone has to do it! 2100 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“You walk in on me like this what are you doing?” I dunno, telling you to put some damn pants on? Are you my roommate? My partner? Was I expecting you to find you like this? Did I walk into the wrong apartment? If we’re doing a role playing prompt then I need backstory and motivation! 090 0
Reposted by Andrew👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords. 4149131663 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Went to a y2k themed party tonight and while I didn’t have enough warning to have a good outfit for it, the party favors were on point 1320 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I feel pretty good about my social media circles because I’d never know people are doing AI trends if it weren’t for seeing the criticisms instead of the trend 😆 1152 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The problem with posting so infrequently is that when I dramatically take a social media break it’s not even apparent! 1110 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Gave a coworker some fashion advice that blew his mind which is ironic because I am not, to put it nicely, known for my fashion sense. 180 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Anyone else going to Capitol Hill Block Party this weekend? Most looking forward to Amber Mark and Haute and Freddy, but curious if there are any others I should be prioritizing 👀 150 0
Reposted by AndrewTrevor @trevorisgay.com · 01/07/2026Terrible vacation hair, but the body's survived a little bit at least! 0292 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Unemployed for Pride weekend so if any of y’all see me around Seattle I won’t say no to you buying me a drink 🤪 2120 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 25/06/2026every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours? (Mine was actually demolished when I was young RIP) 070 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Do these highlights make me look gay? Because that’s the goal. 3530 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 07/06/2026For those wondering, “I like turtles.” Obviously 🤪static.klipy.comZombie Kid Says 'I Like Turtles'ALT: Zombie Kid Says 'I Like Turtles' 2150 0
Reposted by Andrewenntropy.bsky.social @enntropy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026do we think Cubone would appreciate a good yo momma joke 1102 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Hey quick question. What was that verification code you just got? No reason just curious. You can tell me. 080 0
Reposted by AndrewMoe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I do it purely for attention on bad days, a bandaid for the horrors. 0212 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Listening to a coworker explain the entire plot of Last of Us 1 and 2 makes me think that’s not really the way to get someone interested in the games. 1110 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Okay be honest. Does anybody actually enjoy their job? Because I don’t think such a thing exists. 3100 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The most impressive thing about cyber truck owners is how many of them somehow manage to make the truck uglier 1120 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Setting up navigation in Maps and then missing my turn to show Siri it’s not the boss of me 080 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Remember girls, we don’t settle for depression on a Friday night! 0101 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Really hard feeling like lifting my silly little weights or doing my silly little job with the looming threat of my country enacting nuclear annihilation on others tonight. And yet food still costs money so here I am. 4130 0
Reposted by Andrew🐍 @serpentia95.bsky.social · 03/04/2026This island heat got me feeling a certain kind of way 🥵🏝️ 091 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I love that April Fools now just consists of people/companies saying things that aren’t true and that all jokes and pranks lack any effort or pizzazz. April Fools! Bet you believed my lie you schmuck! 090 0
Reposted by Andrew🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 31/03/2026The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you. 13352142910 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/03/2026RAYE’s album feels like it lives in the same inspiration space as Rosalia’s LUX in that it aims to be radically human. Really pushing back against AI slop and TikTok-able singles. 170 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I need to post more. And not just sad stuff. Gotta bring the “social” back to my social media 170 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Time for a really revealing thread 😈 Repost with your screen time 141 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I feel like I should post more often but. “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all,” and whatnot. 090 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Has anyone else noticed everything is terrible and they constantly feel like garbage? Haha, just a silly little observation. 2130 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Having the sort of day where every little thing that goes mildly wrong threatens to send me ✌️spiraling✌️ 1102 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Instead of re-downloading social media apps, I’m only allowing myself to log in from a web browser and honestly it’s been great for balancing my time spent online. 10/10 highly recommend. 190 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Starting the new year with a social media cleanse. Don’t get up to anything crazy while I’m gone 🤪 3130 0
Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I try not to be too much of a contrarian when people are enjoying something, but I just can’t bring myself to want to watch Heated Rivalry. 160 0