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@everopalescent.bsky.social
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Finally a place to post the things that would make my parents ashamed. (He/They)

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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When I get frustrated at technology not working correctly I pause and remember, for instance, I’m listening to any music I want on demand which is a privilege that has only existed for a fraction of a fraction of human existence and I chill out real quick.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pro tip: make sure there’s not a typo in your email address when you buy last minute tickets or you’ll have a real headache actually getting said tickets.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Birthday suit” etc etc
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London sub @ldnkinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve long held that gathering a bunch of likeminded people in one area, physical or digital, does weird things to those people and their beliefs. I saw it growing up Mormon in Utah and in frequenting tumblr through college. The bar mask story is just another example.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My friends always say I’ll never beat the furry allegations and now even my phone is in on it!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s not easy being the family failson but someone has to do it!
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode in the iconic Halloween (1978)
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“You walk in on me like this what are you doing?” I dunno, telling you to put some damn pants on? Are you my roommate? My partner? Was I expecting you to find you like this? Did I walk into the wrong apartment? If we’re doing a role playing prompt then I need backstory and motivation!
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Went to a y2k themed party tonight and while I didn’t have enough warning to have a good outfit for it, the party favors were on point
Me winking and sticking my tongue out, as usual. I’m showing off a ring pop and wearing a  glittery slap on bracelet and a candy necklace.
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🐍 @serpentia95.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this summer sure has been something 🔥
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel pretty good about my social media circles because I’d never know people are doing AI trends if it weren’t for seeing the criticisms instead of the trend 😆
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Look mom! I’m on TV!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The problem with posting so infrequently is that when I dramatically take a social media break it’s not even apparent!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gave a coworker some fashion advice that blew his mind which is ironic because I am not, to put it nicely, known for my fashion sense.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Anyone else going to Capitol Hill Block Party this weekend? Most looking forward to Amber Mark and Haute and Freddy, but curious if there are any others I should be prioritizing 👀
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Trevor @trevorisgay.com · 01/07/2026
Terrible vacation hair, but the body's survived a little bit at least!
Me, standing in a hotel gym after using the hot tub
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Unemployed for Pride weekend so if any of y’all see me around Seattle I won’t say no to you buying me a drink 🤪
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours? (Mine was actually demolished when I was young RIP)
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🐍 @serpentia95.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
got some new undies 💕
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Do these highlights make me look gay? Because that’s the goal.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
For those wondering, “I like turtles.” Obviously 🤪
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Zombie Kid Says 'I Like Turtles'
ALT: Zombie Kid Says 'I Like Turtles'
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I l**e t*****s
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enntropy.bsky.social @enntropy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
do we think Cubone would appreciate a good yo momma joke
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hey quick question. What was that verification code you just got? No reason just curious. You can tell me.
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Roy! @roy-a.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was slayyyter
Mai from yu gi oh
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I do it purely for attention on bad days, a bandaid for the horrors.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Listening to a coworker explain the entire plot of Last of Us 1 and 2 makes me think that’s not really the way to get someone interested in the games.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Okay be honest. Does anybody actually enjoy their job? Because I don’t think such a thing exists.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The most impressive thing about cyber truck owners is how many of them somehow manage to make the truck uglier
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Setting up navigation in Maps and then missing my turn to show Siri it’s not the boss of me
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Today’s #scs brought to you by housesitting
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Remember girls, we don’t settle for depression on a Friday night!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Really hard feeling like lifting my silly little weights or doing my silly little job with the looming threat of my country enacting nuclear annihilation on others tonight. And yet food still costs money so here I am.
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🐍 @serpentia95.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This island heat got me feeling a certain kind of way 🥵🏝️
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I love that April Fools now just consists of people/companies saying things that aren’t true and that all jokes and pranks lack any effort or pizzazz. April Fools! Bet you believed my lie you schmuck!
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 31/03/2026
The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
RAYE’s album feels like it lives in the same inspiration space as Rosalia’s LUX in that it aims to be radically human. Really pushing back against AI slop and TikTok-able singles.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I need to post more. And not just sad stuff. Gotta bring the “social” back to my social media
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Time for a really revealing thread 😈 Repost with your screen time
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I feel like I should post more often but. “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all,” and whatnot.
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🐍 @serpentia95.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I’ve made my oc somehow twinkier ✨
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Has anyone else noticed everything is terrible and they constantly feel like garbage? Haha, just a silly little observation.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A humple offering this fine Wednesday
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Having the sort of day where every little thing that goes mildly wrong threatens to send me ✌️spiraling✌️
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Instead of re-downloading social media apps, I’m only allowing myself to log in from a web browser and honestly it’s been great for balancing my time spent online. 10/10 highly recommend.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Starting the new year with a social media cleanse. Don’t get up to anything crazy while I’m gone 🤪
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I try not to be too much of a contrarian when people are enjoying something, but I just can’t bring myself to want to watch Heated Rivalry.
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