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Moe-tato

@mash-motato.bsky.social
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Outside cat living inside. Here for nefarious reasons and keeping up with things. Pure of heart, dumb of ass. Olympic Gold in…events 👾Atlanta’s #2 Bratty Support “The prettiest canary in the coal mine” God

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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
MOVING TO CHICAGO IN APRIL 2027 IF YOU HAVE CUTE NERDY METAL HEAD SINGLE FRIENDS NOW IS THE TIME TO SPEAK UP
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Had the literal best time in Indianapolis! Thank you to the mutuals who made this an unforgettable experience. Couldn’t have asked for a better trip 🥰 Have the best community behind me and the best friends to share these moments with 💚
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Tae @taetachip.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Is she a princess? Yes. Is she also a bridge troll? Most certainly. Is she keeping it all together? Disastrously so.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Days? Weeks? We’re talking YEARS?? Woah there cowboy let’s not get crazy now.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Grateful for this clingy snow potato who quite literally has been demanding contact since I walked in the door 🥰✨
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Now WHO was gonna tell ME that when THE then you ALSO and what’s THAT about??
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Alexa, prepare my shuttle
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Something something gym something something Pokémon pack something algorithm something something too tired to breathe
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It just might be the day, you know? The day where we…watch Arrival and get McTwisted on some ginger ale and oats
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Have really dumb-intelligent friends who we appreciate greatly. Thank you for putting up with my ✨very reasonable✨ insomnia and bullshit at 4 am.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
also ALSO found these cute ass overalls at Seattle Pride and I’m getting closer to full cabbage patch kid aesthetic. It’s gonna be so over for yall.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It’s cancer season bb which means you have to be nice to me or I’ll cry, but also if you’re nice I’m gonna cry…well I guess there’s no right answer just give me flowers and run away. Save yourself!
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Relearning how to eat and sleep but oof baby I’m dyslexic and exhausted 🌠 or whatever the saying is
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Thoughts on the new glasses?
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It’s not that I’m unreachable, it’s that I don’t like being accessible every minute of the day. We use office hours in this house. (And I’m probably napping)
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We may have girl bossed too bootsy hit chest so hard it hurts to breathe today
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ALSO, who wanna play Dale and Dawson with meeee? 😽
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I may have the posture of a gargoyle looking at her brand new jelly sandals, but I’m not sure why my back hurts or my shoulders are hunched 🤔
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Talking to my boss next week about going full remote so I can move to Chicago next year 🤞
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If we ever play a survival crafting game together just know I’ve always got a secret base, a buried stash, a hidden treasure. Playing Minecraft like a dust bowl mom looking to leave her husband at the first train.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ok ladies, Seattle and Chicago are on the tour list for the year. Gird your loins. Also…get Marathon (pew pew)
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hey so can we play Diablo together? 👉👈
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
CHAT, do I try to move to Chicago or Seattle?
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
May have protected my peace a little too much, never leaving the house unless it’s dnd or the gym.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
But in other news look what I made
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Trying to stay patient in the gym but my god progress is so slow? When does the fun bit show up?
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Listen listen. Turning 30 in two months and I’m just saying if anyone wants to confess their love for me before then…I’m willing to get a uhaul. OR just check out my steam wishlist, that’s my love language.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My mental state is directly inverse to my gym performance. For example, we hit PRs on everything today and the darkness could not be darker. Balance.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
WHO IS GOING TO HOLD MY HAND THROUGH SUMERU THIS TIME??
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hey so we just checked the schedule and you’re supposed to cuddle on the couch with me watching Witch Hat in like 5 minutes. Ya no it’s just that your shift starts soon so if you could come in that’d be great. You’re in a different time zone? Great great, well we can extend your shift to start in 10
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Dreamhacks was a successsss we came out with some GOOD loot 🥰
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Back on battlefield please log on and help me break this door down k thxxxx
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
But also games aren’t really scratching the itch anymore, I need to make something with my hands and have a bag of patterns to start working on. Save me.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
OK CLASS if I don’t get Nefer’s weapon on the next 10 pull I’m gonna call Nahida herself to wipe everything.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I do it purely for attention on bad days, a bandaid for the horrors.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If you invite me over, and you have a call box to get into your place, and I have to call it more than once. We’re fighting. Stay vigilant.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Who wants to come to an estate sale this Saturday?
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yall may be 😎 but we’re 💕 and 💛. And don’t you ever forget that.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sometimes a friend will ask you if they can smack your ass a little to celebrate your new place. It’s important you say yes.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You don’t care that I’m amazing at this game you’re just trying to put your pensis into my holy grail 😔
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Plane, nap, run, another nap, run, eat, another nap, call out of work, change my mind, rot, genshin
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Seattle you were lovely 💚
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
To the four of you who see these 😘
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
And to the handsome man I just spent hours in line with at the ATL airport: 1) I agree with your stance on virgos and 2) the wedding is set for October.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Remember: this is who is waiting in that long ass airport line.
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
PLAY EVERWIND WITH ME DAMMIT
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Single people, leave your homes I’m trying to find one of yall in the wild
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Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
About to start handing out some blocks depending on my mood in the next day or so.
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