Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 20/07/2026MOVING TO CHICAGO IN APRIL 2027 IF YOU HAVE CUTE NERDY METAL HEAD SINGLE FRIENDS NOW IS THE TIME TO SPEAK UP 110
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Had the literal best time in Indianapolis! Thank you to the mutuals who made this an unforgettable experience. Couldn’t have asked for a better trip 🥰 Have the best community behind me and the best friends to share these moments with 💚 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Is she a princess? Yes. Is she also a bridge troll? Most certainly. Is she keeping it all together? Disastrously so. 070
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Days? Weeks? We’re talking YEARS?? Woah there cowboy let’s not get crazy now. 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Grateful for this clingy snow potato who quite literally has been demanding contact since I walked in the door 🥰✨ 140
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Now WHO was gonna tell ME that when THE then you ALSO and what’s THAT about?? 000
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Something something gym something something Pokémon pack something algorithm something something too tired to breathe 0110
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It just might be the day, you know? The day where we…watch Arrival and get McTwisted on some ginger ale and oats 040
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Have really dumb-intelligent friends who we appreciate greatly. Thank you for putting up with my ✨very reasonable✨ insomnia and bullshit at 4 am. 030
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026also ALSO found these cute ass overalls at Seattle Pride and I’m getting closer to full cabbage patch kid aesthetic. It’s gonna be so over for yall. 081
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It’s cancer season bb which means you have to be nice to me or I’ll cry, but also if you’re nice I’m gonna cry…well I guess there’s no right answer just give me flowers and run away. Save yourself! 020
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Relearning how to eat and sleep but oof baby I’m dyslexic and exhausted 🌠 or whatever the saying is 020
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 19/06/2026It’s not that I’m unreachable, it’s that I don’t like being accessible every minute of the day. We use office hours in this house. (And I’m probably napping) 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 18/06/2026We may have girl bossed too bootsy hit chest so hard it hurts to breathe today 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I may have the posture of a gargoyle looking at her brand new jelly sandals, but I’m not sure why my back hurts or my shoulders are hunched 🤔 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Talking to my boss next week about going full remote so I can move to Chicago next year 🤞 040
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 10/06/2026If we ever play a survival crafting game together just know I’ve always got a secret base, a buried stash, a hidden treasure. Playing Minecraft like a dust bowl mom looking to leave her husband at the first train. 000
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Ok ladies, Seattle and Chicago are on the tour list for the year. Gird your loins. Also…get Marathon (pew pew) 1100
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 26/05/2026May have protected my peace a little too much, never leaving the house unless it’s dnd or the gym. 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Trying to stay patient in the gym but my god progress is so slow? When does the fun bit show up? 110
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Listen listen. Turning 30 in two months and I’m just saying if anyone wants to confess their love for me before then…I’m willing to get a uhaul. OR just check out my steam wishlist, that’s my love language. 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My mental state is directly inverse to my gym performance. For example, we hit PRs on everything today and the darkness could not be darker. Balance. 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 19/05/2026WHO IS GOING TO HOLD MY HAND THROUGH SUMERU THIS TIME?? 030
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Hey so we just checked the schedule and you’re supposed to cuddle on the couch with me watching Witch Hat in like 5 minutes. Ya no it’s just that your shift starts soon so if you could come in that’d be great. You’re in a different time zone? Great great, well we can extend your shift to start in 10 060
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Dreamhacks was a successsss we came out with some GOOD loot 🥰 250
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Back on battlefield please log on and help me break this door down k thxxxx 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 08/05/2026But also games aren’t really scratching the itch anymore, I need to make something with my hands and have a bag of patterns to start working on. Save me. 020
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 08/05/2026OK CLASS if I don’t get Nefer’s weapon on the next 10 pull I’m gonna call Nahida herself to wipe everything. 020
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I do it purely for attention on bad days, a bandaid for the horrors. 0212
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 02/05/2026If you invite me over, and you have a call box to get into your place, and I have to call it more than once. We’re fighting. Stay vigilant. 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Who wants to come to an estate sale this Saturday? 0150
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Yall may be 😎 but we’re 💕 and 💛. And don’t you ever forget that. 010
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Sometimes a friend will ask you if they can smack your ass a little to celebrate your new place. It’s important you say yes. 3170
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 12/04/2026You don’t care that I’m amazing at this game you’re just trying to put your pensis into my holy grail 😔 020
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Plane, nap, run, another nap, run, eat, another nap, call out of work, change my mind, rot, genshin 030
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 26/03/2026And to the handsome man I just spent hours in line with at the ATL airport: 1) I agree with your stance on virgos and 2) the wedding is set for October. 130
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Remember: this is who is waiting in that long ass airport line. 020
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Single people, leave your homes I’m trying to find one of yall in the wild 120
Moe-tato @mash-motato.bsky.social · 15/03/2026About to start handing out some blocks depending on my mood in the next day or so. 000