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@everopalescent.bsky.social
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Finally a place to post the things that would make my parents ashamed. (He/They)

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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When I get frustrated at technology not working correctly I pause and remember, for instance, I’m listening to any music I want on demand which is a privilege that has only existed for a fraction of a fraction of human existence and I chill out real quick.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fortunately we got it sorted out and Sammy Rae & the Friends were incredible 🤩
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pro tip: make sure there’s not a typo in your email address when you buy last minute tickets or you’ll have a real headache actually getting said tickets.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Body dysmorphia is a hell of a drug 💜
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you! (And yes it is, haha)
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Birthday suit” etc etc
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot then hot now and I just know hot in the future
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London sub @ldnkinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So my only take is this. It’s important, for your ability to navigate the world, to continue to encounter people different from you in situations where you’re out of your element. No identity exempts you from this fact.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve long held that gathering a bunch of likeminded people in one area, physical or digital, does weird things to those people and their beliefs. I saw it growing up Mormon in Utah and in frequenting tumblr through college. The bar mask story is just another example.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s true! One reference point isn’t nearly enough data to draw any conclusion.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh obviously I’m such a good pup. Housebroken and everything!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It hasn’t even seen me wag it yet
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait lemme get some pictures of our neighborhood crows and I’ll introduce you the next time I go out
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My friends always say I’ll never beat the furry allegations and now even my phone is in on it!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair there is some connotation which is not immediately clear in the word. And which I was also not aware of until looking it up before posting to be sure I was using it right 🥴
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haha, I’m here to educate above all else! 🧑‍🎓
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s not easy being the family failson but someone has to do it!
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode in the iconic Halloween (1978)
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A 21st Century heartbreak for the poets of our time
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“You walk in on me like this what are you doing?” I dunno, telling you to put some damn pants on? Are you my roommate? My partner? Was I expecting you to find you like this? Did I walk into the wrong apartment? If we’re doing a role playing prompt then I need backstory and motivation!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh this is a slay
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Went to a y2k themed party tonight and while I didn’t have enough warning to have a good outfit for it, the party favors were on point
Me winking and sticking my tongue out, as usual. I’m showing off a ring pop and wearing a  glittery slap on bracelet and a candy necklace.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wait ship me a flask?
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🐍 @serpentia95.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this summer sure has been something 🔥
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And that’s on taste!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel pretty good about my social media circles because I’d never know people are doing AI trends if it weren’t for seeing the criticisms instead of the trend 😆
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No but it’ll probably come to streaming at some point
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Look mom! I’m on TV!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The problem with posting so infrequently is that when I dramatically take a social media break it’s not even apparent!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anyway the advice was that the key to having a personal style is to not wait for “the right opportunity” to wear it. Wear it to the grocery store and the bank. Wear it at home. Wear it when you eat at McDonalds. The right opportunity for your style is every day.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gave a coworker some fashion advice that blew his mind which is ironic because I am not, to put it nicely, known for my fashion sense.
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is 10 too early or too late? 👀
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Omg killing it!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh you do not need to try 😘
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Everyone would have so much more fun just dancing and not worrying about trying to look as cool and hot as possible the whole time 😭
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’ll try to hit them too then!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Anyone else going to Capitol Hill Block Party this weekend? Most looking forward to Amber Mark and Haute and Freddy, but curious if there are any others I should be prioritizing 👀
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Let the annoyance fuel you! New PR!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Absolutely drooling 🤤
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
At least it’s “without” the killing!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ohhhh is this how one is supposed to fat cock Friday?
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🤭
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Trevor @trevorisgay.com · 01/07/2026
Terrible vacation hair, but the body's survived a little bit at least!
Me, standing in a hotel gym after using the hot tub
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Funnnn the layers!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh this 🥵🥵🥵
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
No don’t ball them all together! I need separate excuses to post multiple times!
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Feeling so festive 😛
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Andrew @everopalescent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Glad I can help in any way 😘
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