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Evan

@evboh.bsky.social
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If you weren't my best friend, I would take my bare hands and pop your head off your neck.

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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my wife must be an asymptomatic carrier
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THANK YOU, its been bothering me all day what this look reminded me of
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if they put a dyson air blade in there i'm voting republican
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Caught the pink tour last year. Incredible show but that was the first time I've ever genuinely thought I might have damaged my hearing at a concert. It somehow messed me up more than standing next to the drum kit during Lighting Bolt. Cant wait for the next pink anniversary tour in 5 years
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The answer, of course, is that a Yankees fan Did It Again
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is with Yankees fans and reach over the outfield wall to interfere with a ball in play
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
as an orioles fan i'm having strong flashbacks to a 10 year old me crying in anger.
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
stealing this
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the rare sports-related post that got a chuckle out of my wife. thank you for bringing families closer together
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They're clearly trying to piggy back off the massive popularity of those nytimes video podcasts where he talks to other nytimes opinion writers. He's just too good looking to hide behind the printed word. It's all my gym buddies talk about in between discussions of creatine and peptide ratios
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it takes a keen political mind to suggest suing the big muscle actor on your uncle's favorite tv show for saying trump did a thing he has been convicted of
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
never liked a post of yours faster
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 03/07/2026
The power of this gesture
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Can't wait for the next season to start and watch the Knicks defend their Emirates NBA Cup title
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
damn, should have kept my twitter account, how else can I send the lonliest person in the world $25?
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I automatically buy every rimworld DLC just out of respect and gratitude at this point
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
nah, from what i've seen you can't get much bigger than 2 in european football, i'm just logging off next time we're up by that. what are they gunna do score a field goal?
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i dunno, this was my second time watching european football but it looks like that lead was in fact insurmountable
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"You know, in Turkey, they have a phrase for someone who comes back from long odds. 'The lion will show you his teeth when it's time to eat.' And I thank my good friend, President Erdogan, for sharing that wisdom with me. Now as we all know, a knickerbocker is an ancient demon who steals children."
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
my mom was about to bake me a cake once, but I walked in too early in the process and saw all those awful powders and liquids and promptly vomited in my mouth
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In Peep Show, the moment when Jeremy breaks down after Super Hans lies and says Nancy sucked him off always gets me for a few seconds. "I really loved her, everything gold has turned into shit". Luckily it was just a stag prank
jeremy is sad
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So this is uh. This is what other people feel watching their nation’s soccer team not eat shit
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"isn't it interesting that all these rats are fleeing a sinking ship?"
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i have many banda memories, starting w/ him biting me in kindergarten.
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I went as Alexi Lalas for halloween in 5th grade because I thought his beard/long hair and the fact he liked slurpees was cool. Had a beard applied w/ spirit glue and a toy ball glued to my shoe. When I got to school Brian Banda said I looked like a gay Wizard.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 08/06/2026
Fun fact: Spencer Pratt is Don Pratt’s son. Don Pratt doesn’t want to sleep with you because Spencer happened the last time he tried.
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Mr. Show Don Pratt
YouTube video by 7sevenout7
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
was there an eclipse today in midtown? guess it didn't hit over here in sunset park
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Love that our economic system works in such a way that a positive jobs report leads to a drop in the stock market. Trump better get out there and say the Iran war is winding down for the 40th time, that seems to get things moving in the right direction.
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Oh, its the best. Top 3 video game moments that bring me joy are heat actions in Yakuza that would kill any man despite Kiryu claiming he's never murdered someone, hitting a moving helicopter w/ an unguided RPG in Battlefield, and getting the pants in the first couple rounds of Balatro
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
lmao. Won't actually ever figure out if it's true since all deck builds I end up making are inevitably based around two pair or flushes but I want it to be
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Had a busy work day and was only following CA primary results in passing, honestly thought Pratt had locked it up from the coverage. Looks like Pratt can have a nice RW podcasting career complaining he was the victim of a "stolen election" (something way less believable if he lost in the general)
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
if there's one thing I always say about Dave Colon, it's that he's very respectful
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
ooo, i was wondering what this photo reminded me of, its the house from Blank Check
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
In 2026 only Trump can go to China and only JD Vance can go to a vape shop in the greater tampa area that sells bathtub ghb out back
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
wait, you're saying i can stop running these .mxfs through adobe media encoder every time single time I want to watch something? i just have to do it once?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
the Knicks are leading 60-19, which is actually higher than the scoring margin on the scoreboard in this Space Jam gag before it says "kinda one sided isn't it"
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Chat is it good when the cosseted idiot ruler sequesters himself in the royal palace with his most conniving courtiers
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
oh shit, shai is becoming fun. i might have to start enjoying watching OKC
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
are we also taking wingspan into account? if so I feel like Desmond Bane will never see the floor again
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
As a Buck's fan, we deserve to be cursed for 20 more years for trading him away. Also, it's pretty funny watching Dame cheer Jrue on from the bench.
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
lmao, amazon prime w/ the buzzer beater technical difficulties
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
coby white watching coby white
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
believe this was the source material, the directors cut
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GLIDDEN PROFESSIONAL® ULTRA-HIDE® 220
YouTube video by Glidden Professional
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
i found that on youtube a few years ago and am very mad i didn't rip that, going to avoid work now and find it again
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
the last instance of monoculture was anyone watching mlb.tv in 2014 who had to see the glidden semi-white paint commercial 12 times a game. it takes fewer coats!
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Evan @evboh.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I got detention in the 8th Grade for doing the "wassuuuup" during social studies. There were supposed to be 4 of us going back and forth but the 2nd kid chicken'd out after I went so it didn't really land
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is it. The perfect sports blooper.
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