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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I’ve seen enough. Daniel jones is my MVP

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Threads might be the worst social media app i’ve interacted with

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

sometimes people see my account for the first time and wonder how i have so many followers, so here you go: in 2023, i invented the kazoo. ~7.5 million people followed me because they believed i might be god (i'm not). ~7.2 million then unfollowed me because they fear god (no worries!). kaboom, 268k

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Metro @wmata.com · 01/04/2025

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-Metro! 🍕⛴ Say “Arrivederci!” to traffic and “Ciao!” to the Metro Gondola! 🚤✨ Beginning in 2026, the Metro Gondola will offer a smooth, scenic ride on the Potomac to spots like Richmond, Annapolis, and D.C.

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Top 2% on metro this year with only starting this card in june, shooting for that top 1% this year

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Metro @wmata.com · 15/01/2025

IT’S HERE! Reflect on your year with Metro Rewind. Visit: www.metrorewind.com Learn more: wmata.com/about/news/M... #wmata

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Sam Darnold YOU are a Pittsburg steeler

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

@wmata.com is there a ‘your 2024 metro report’ coming?

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why

a calendar of the year 2025 showing all the days and months

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Screw hypoallergenic lets, i want to see hyperallergenic pets

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Why am i getting infrastructure as code ads on instagram, what possibly could zuck have on me to lead to that

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 23/06/2024

Barefoot in the subway eating dippin’ dots

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

Just heard a kid literally say “do you any games on your phone” to who i assume are his grandparents

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 23/02/2024

2 tracks into Loss Of Life, already so good

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

2x champion of Gdub Alumni weekend trivia coming through

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 11/01/2024

The coaches at the youth baseball practice i just walked by are playing top 40 hits from the aughts

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/01/2024

it always annoys me when someone starts talking, gets your attention, and then just sort of abruptly stops without actually saying anything of substance. i’ll give you an example

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2024

“Each morning, her son would bring his own plastic bag of Sweet ‘n Low to the breakfast table, and...sprinkle it on his cereal. [She sent a] sample of the sugar to the NYPD for analysis. The department reported back that the substance was not sugar, but PCP.” www.bylinebyline.com/articles/eri...

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Scared? Don't Be! Eric Adams Wrote A Book For You

In 2009, Mayor of New York City, Eric Adams embarked on a mission to protect kids everywhere. Through his book "Don't Let It Happen," we learn that maybe Adams isn't the man for that job after all.

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 27/12/2023

Justice for cade cunningham

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

Now why did I go and do this to myself

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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

these guys are pariahs in the booger community, and rightfully so imo. for them to sell out and collect a paycheck from Big Mucus Relief ... that's as low as it gets

the cartoon boogers from the mucinex commercials

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 11/11/2023

minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

Congrats to Lebron James on 5k career turnovers!

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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

Cabin crew: Is there a Dr on board? Me: I am a Dr Cabin crew: Thank God. We have a question about the 18th century textile trade in Northern Africa Me: Ah. I'm afraid my PhD is in the ceramics of Northern Europe, 1672 - 1701

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

How are the bucks playing this bad

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

Watching pels for the first time in a while, man zions fun to watch

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

Say what you will, there will never be an nba ejection as funny as johnny bansfield’s

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20/10/2023

Black Holes vs Regular Holes xkcd.com/2844

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

The financial officers groupme makes a bunch of these org look real bad sometimes

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

Mobile game ads are the descendants of bowling alley animations

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Rest in pieces, My new balance freezes, The ultimate cleat, And its eventual defeat. In many seasons I have worn thee, When I cut for the frisbee, My matchup is sad, My speed is something to be had. RIP (literally)