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Frisbee Cultist

@evanlindeman.bsky.social
112 followers 107 following 124 posts

Chasing plastic discs, bad at fighting games, please excuse bad basketball takes (he/him)

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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I’ve seen enough. Daniel jones is my MVP
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Threads might be the worst social media app i’ve interacted with
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
sometimes people see my account for the first time and wonder how i have so many followers, so here you go: in 2023, i invented the kazoo. ~7.5 million people followed me because they believed i might be god (i'm not). ~7.2 million then unfollowed me because they fear god (no worries!). kaboom, 268k
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Metro @wmata.com · 01/04/2025
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-Metro! 🍕⛴ Say “Arrivederci!” to traffic and “Ciao!” to the Metro Gondola! 🚤✨ Beginning in 2026, the Metro Gondola will offer a smooth, scenic ride on the Potomac to spots like Richmond, Annapolis, and D.C.
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Its ok
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy wombats release day
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Top 2% on metro this year with only starting this card in june, shooting for that top 1% this year
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Metro @wmata.com · 15/01/2025
IT’S HERE! Reflect on your year with Metro Rewind. Visit: www.metrorewind.com Learn more: wmata.com/about/news/M... #wmata
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Sam Darnold YOU are a Pittsburg steeler
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
That kick holy
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
AAAAAAA
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
JAYDEN DANIELS
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
@wmata.com is there a ‘your 2024 metro report’ coming?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why
a calendar of the year 2025 showing all the days and months
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Screw hypoallergenic lets, i want to see hyperallergenic pets
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Why am i getting infrastructure as code ads on instagram, what possibly could zuck have on me to lead to that
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Me today
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
Barefoot in the subway eating dippin’ dots
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
They’ve done it again
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Most normal strip club
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
Just heard a kid literally say “do you any games on your phone” to who i assume are his grandparents
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
2 tracks into Loss Of Life, already so good
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
2x champion of Gdub Alumni weekend trivia coming through
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
The coaches at the youth baseball practice i just walked by are playing top 40 hits from the aughts
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
New MGMT slaps
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
it always annoys me when someone starts talking, gets your attention, and then just sort of abruptly stops without actually saying anything of substance. i’ll give you an example
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
“Each morning, her son would bring his own plastic bag of Sweet ‘n Low to the breakfast table, and...sprinkle it on his cereal. [She sent a] sample of the sugar to the NYPD for analysis. The department reported back that the substance was not sugar, but PCP.” www.bylinebyline.com/articles/eri...
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Scared? Don't Be! Eric Adams Wrote A Book For You
In 2009, Mayor of New York City, Eric Adams embarked on a mission to protect kids everywhere. Through his book "Don't Let It Happen," we learn that maybe Adams isn't the man for that job after all.
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Justice for cade cunningham
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Justice for cade cunningham
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Now why did I go and do this to myself
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
lmao
An ad for a book on defense budgeting with a recommendation from Kissenger lol rip bozo
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
these guys are pariahs in the booger community, and rightfully so imo. for them to sell out and collect a paycheck from Big Mucus Relief ... that's as low as it gets
the cartoon boogers from the mucinex commercials
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 11/11/2023
minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
I mean this genuinely
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Congrats to Lebron James on 5k career turnovers!
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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Cabin crew: Is there a Dr on board? Me: I am a Dr Cabin crew: Thank God. We have a question about the 18th century textile trade in Northern Africa Me: Ah. I'm afraid my PhD is in the ceramics of Northern Europe, 1672 - 1701
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Stay brave soldier
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
IaC type beat
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
I love it
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
This is bad basketball
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Scottie barnes send skeet
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
How are the bucks playing this bad
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Switched to heat twolves lol this is a mess
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Larry nance is a good help defender
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
BI making these is kinda nuts too
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
4/25 from 3 is insane
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Herb jones too tbh
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Watching pels for the first time in a while, man zions fun to watch
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Frisbee Cultist @evanlindeman.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
The nuggets are kinda good
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